Gluons Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InLawDinnerDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cultural expectations, dining etiquette, dinner time, Etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Hospitality, inlaw etiquette, inlaw visitors, InLawDinnerDrama, mealtime, mealtime etiquette, rude behavior, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your hunger and impatience! Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can feast on virtual food while chatting with your friends and family.

Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a delicious meal when suddenly, your in-laws or siblings decide to drop by unannounced. Don’t worry, on our server, you can continue eating without any judgment! In fact, we encourage it.

No need to pause your game or hide your hunger, because here, we celebrate your love for food and gaming. So come join us and show off your eating skills while navigating through our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden food dungeon filled with tasty treats!

Don’t be a hungry, impatient asshole in real life – be one in Minecraft instead!

PiggyEsport SMP – Get Porkin’!

Bad Piggies, Challenges, community involvement, Competition, creativity, esport, esports industry., game design, game development, Gaming, innovation, mobile game, multiplayer, online gaming, PiggyEsport, player-engagement, porkin, skill-based, smp, strategy, team play, Tournament, virtual world

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Void Armor Forged:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	New Chunks Explored:	382623

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs rule the land and you have to fight your way to the top to become the ultimate bad piggy esport champion!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a giant flying pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Take on other players in epic pig jousting tournaments and show off your skills in the piggy parkour challenge.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground piggy fight club where you can bet on the outcome of battles between mutant pigs and zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in the Piggy Pit, a dangerous maze filled with traps and treasure guarded by a giant evil pig boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most pig-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get trampled by a stampede of angry pigs, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

FakeRichPlayer69

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Votes:	3025
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. We’ve got diamond blocks for days, a mansion for every player, and a pet dragon for every VIP member. So if you want to prove you’re truly ballin’, join our server and show off your virtual wealth in style! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in his spare time. So come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with the man himself!

Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

Bessent, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Pick, pixelated, Playground, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Treasury, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1763
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Dimension Hops:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz

CraftyCommiesMC

Acquisition, asset valuation, bargain hunting, Business, China, Competition, CraftyCommiesMC, economic powerhouses, Economy, fire sale, Geopolitics, Global influence, international relations, Investment, market dynamics, opportunities, Partnership, Prized Assets, russia, Strategic, Trade

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Yo, so dis server be like China pouncin’ on Russia’s fire sale of prized assets, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Like, imagine you roll up to dis server and you see China just straight up snatchin’ up all da good stuff from Russia, but in a blocky, pixelated world.

Join dis server if you wanna be part of da action, like fightin’ off China or helpin’ Russia protect their prized assets. Maybe you can even team up with Russia and take down China together, like some epic Minecraft battle royale.

Plus, we got all da cool mods and plugins to make da gameplay even more insane. Like, you can ride a flying pig into battle or summon a dragon to wreck havoc on your enemies.

So, if you want a wild ride full of drama, action, and blocky chaos, dis server is the place to be. Come join us and let’s see who comes out on top in dis crazy Minecraft world!

Desert Oasis Survival

ancient civilizations, ancient humans, ancient societies, ancient technology, archaeological discoveries, behavioural adaptations, desert, desert adaptation, desert environment, early humans, environmental adaptation, Evolution, homo erectus, human history, Long-term Survival, Oasis, pond ecosystems, prehistoric, river habitats, specialized tools, Survival, survival skills, water sources

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Votes:	6370	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12

join dis server if u wanna be like homo erectus and adapt to desert environments like a pro! we got rivers and ponds for u to return to for fresh water, just like our ancestors did! plus, we got some sick specialised tools for u to use, cuz who doesn’t wanna feel like a caveman in minecraft, amirite? come join us and survive like a boss in the desert, just like homo erectus did 1.2 million years ago!

Chuubas Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, bruised, character design, Chuubas, content creators, cute, Digital Media, Entertainment, Gaming, Haven, internet personalities, japanese, Kawaii, Livestream, Online Community, post, streaming, video games, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1550
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got post bruised chuubas running around like crazy! And not just any chuubas, bruised ones! It’s like a circus up in here, but with blocky animals. So if you wanna see some wild and wacky stuff, this server is where it’s at! Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with bruised chuubas all day? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

NoBoyfriendNoBed

arguments, Blame, emotional stress, Eviction, financial struggles, Help, homelessness, legal restrictions, lodgers agreement, love, NoBoyfriendNoBed, relationship problems, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, self-care, Support, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4239
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us and build your dream home without the fear of getting evicted or having financial problems. Our server is a safe haven where you can unleash your creativity and explore endless possibilities.

Forget about being called an asshole for not letting someone stay with you – on our server, you can invite all your friends to join you in epic quests and battles. No need to worry about breaking up or arguing, because in this world, the only thing you’ll be fighting are mobs and monsters!

So come on over and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Let’s build a new world together, one block at a time. And remember, it’s not your fault – blame it on the creepers!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, daily annoyances, frustrating, Harmless, insignificant habits, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, little annoyances, little things, Minecraft, minor annoyance, minor frustrations, minor inconveniences, minor irritations, minor pet peeves, pet peeve, slight annoyances, small annoyances, small irritations, smp, trivial annoyances

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5757
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Enchantments Applied:	142
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Zombie Dances:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we breed rainbow-colored llamas and ride them into battle against giant creepers. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. He gives out quests like “find the rarest block in the game” but it turns out to be a block of cheese or something. It’s so random and hilarious, you have to join just to experience the chaos. Plus, we have a rule that if you don’t say “potato” every five minutes, you get banned. It’s so silly but also kind of genius, right? So come join us and be part of the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!

LeiCraft: State Welcome Gifts

Aloha, culture, customs, Destination, Diverse, Experience, flower, Garland, Gifts, Greeting, Hawaii, Hospitality, LEI, LeiCraft, State, States, tourism, tradition, travel, U.S, Unique, Visitors, welcome

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magic Items Found:	6500	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	280	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every new player is greeted with a virtual lei made out of pixelated flowers! But that’s just the beginning of the craziness you’ll experience here.

In this server, every state in the U.S. has its own unique welcome gift for visitors. When you spawn in Texas, you’ll be handed a cowboy hat and a pair of spurs to help you wrangle those pesky creepers. In New York, you’ll get a slice of pizza and a metro card to navigate the bustling city streets. And in Florida, well, let’s just say you might want to watch out for those alligators!

But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo in Wyoming and the Great Diamond Hunt in California. So come join us and experience the wacky world of our Minecraft server – you won’t regret it!