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| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 2703 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!
