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| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6616 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 1572 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
And don’t even get me started on our Destruction perks – just pick your Fireball perk and Explosion utility perk and Ultimate perk and start Dualcasting like a maniac. Who needs balance when you can just blow everything up?
Oh, and did we mention that Conjuration is unusable until level 100? Because who needs summoning spells when you can just rely on your trusty sword and fireball combo?
And let’s be real, Skyrim is absolute dogshit compared to our server. Dark Souls, which came out 2 months earlier, has a more thoughtful, involved, and skill-based magic and melee system. I mean, how did Skyrim ever sell 1 copy, let alone 70 million copies?
So come join our server for some chaotic, unbalanced, and downright ridiculous gameplay. Who needs logic and balance when you can just have a good time?
