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Crafty Tacos – Taco ‘Bout a Good Time!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Endless Night Skies:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Buildings Constructed:	37
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a rainy day? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas dressed as pirates, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a castle made entirely out of cheese! And that’s not all – our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move when no one’s looking. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for a lifetime supply of bacon and now they’re living in a bacon castle with a bacon moat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride that will have you saying “Edición hoy NO le re gustó” in the best way possible!

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

#clues, Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, crime, detective, Epic, investigation, Lammy, Minecraft, murder, Mystery, No. 673687882, Police, suspects, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Votes:	9792	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy stories about Lammy.

Legend has it that Lammy was once a sheep who gained magical powers and transformed into a Minecraft god. Now, on this server, you can ride rainbow-colored sheep into battle and conquer your enemies with the power of cuteness!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing zombies, you never know what crazy creature you’ll come across next.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than Lammy himself. Dance the night away with ghasts and blaze rods as your DJ’s!

So what are you waiting for? Join Lammy today and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Just be sure to watch out for those killer bunnies – they’re not as innocent as they look!

Ukrainian Chug-a-Lug Craft Server #15916

Analysis, BANKRUPTCY, car bombing, Chug, ChugaLug, Comfy Happening, Craft, energy infrastructure, German aid, Globohomo, Israel, kyiv, Maps, Mega, mobilization law, NATO Council, NATO diplomats, nuspeak, podcasts, Politico, Resources, SBU officer, Server, Talmud, Telegram Channels, Ukraine General, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian parliament, UKROP, video archive, World Bank, Z Radio, Zelensky

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Mines Excavated:	2113

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, insane battles, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off mobs with laser guns, riding dragons into battle, and exploring secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And that’s not all – rumor has it there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos and come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer the madness, join us now and let the adventure begin!

MeowCraft: The Cheesy Cat Server

(Domestic), adorable, animal, Breed, Can I haz cheeseburger, cat, Cheesy, cute, desire, Feline, Fluffy, funny, humor, Humorous, Internet Sensation, long trail, meme, meowcraft, pet, Popular, Server, Want, wish

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old cats in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have the exclusive “Can I haz cheeseburger” cat breed! These cats are not only cute as fuck, but they also have a special ability to summon cheeseburgers out of thin air! Imagine having a pet that can satisfy your hunger cravings at any time. Join our server now and adopt one of these amazing feline friends. Who needs diamonds when you have a cheeseburger cat by your side?

Timey Wimey Crafty Fun Server

Alternate Realities, Chaos, Conflicts, consequences, Crafty, creative writing, desire, Dimensions, embroiled, FANTASY, Fiction, Fun, height, imagination, multiverses, power, Server, speculative fiction, storytelling, taller, timelines, Timey, Wimey, wish fulfillment, Wishes

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where even the smallest wish can have universe-altering consequences! Join us and witness the chaos as players battle it out over the most ridiculous wishes. Want to be taller? Prepare to face off against entire timelines and multiverses just to gain a few extra blocks of height! Only on this server can you experience the thrill of fighting for your wildest dreams, no matter how absurd they may be. So why wait? Join now and see what kind of mayhem you can unleash with just a simple wish!

Crafty Celeb Chaos

Beady, Beady can do it, can do it, celeb, Celeb Thread, Celebrities, Celebrity, celebrity news, Chaos, Crafty, discussion, Edition, Entertainment, fan community, forum, gossip, Hollywood, News, pop culture, social media, Stars, Thread, trending

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	788
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Towns Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than our server, where the Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition is in full swing!

Join us for a wild ride filled with celebrity sightings and outrageous adventures. Rumor has it that ThreadBeady himself will be making a guest appearance, ready to show off his epic building skills and battle zombies with nothing but a carrot.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the legendary Disco Sheep and the mysterious Enderman with a top hat. Will you be brave enough to face these creatures and claim their loot?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden potatoes. Don’t miss out on the fun – Celeb ThreadBeady can do it edition awaits!

JapanCraft: Because Creepers are the Real Enemy

affordable living, cheap food, convenience, CREEPERS, Cultural differences, degree requirement, ENEMY, English teacher, expat benefits, expat life, international experience, Japan, JapanCraft, job satisfaction, language skills, living abroad, low cost of living, no tipping, quality of life, real, salary comparison, teaching English, work abroad

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7867
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Meteorites Collected:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with expensive food and tipping culture? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where the only currency is blocks and the only language spoken is gamer speak!

With our server, all you need is a degree (any degree will do) and the ability to speak English (or at least type it in the chat). You’ll be living the high life in no time, just like our English teacher friend in Japan.

Forget about high living costs and tipping woes, on our server you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and never worry about rent or bills again. Join us today and start living your best virtual life!

Botan’s Blocky Hunt

Anime, blocky, Botans, challenge, Character, chase, danger, Entertainment, Escape, Gaming, hunt, hunting, last watched, Livestream, ONLINE, Shishiro Botan, showdown, STOP, Streamer, Suspense, Target, Thriller, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Star Shards Collected:	107	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane tasks? Well, look no further because on our server, Shishiro Botan is on the loose and she’s out for blood! The only way to stop her is by teaming up with the last vtuber you watched – whether it’s a singing cat or a virtual penguin, they’re your only hope against this virtual menace.

Join our server for the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dangerous obstacles, uncover hidden secrets, and battle it out with other players to see who will emerge victorious in the epic showdown against Shishiro Botan. And who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock some rare loot or discover a secret passage that leads to untold treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) as you fight to save the virtual world from certain doom. And remember, the fate of the Minecraft universe rests in your hands – no pressure!

Blocky Banter

Analysis, Backlash, bad, banter, blocky, Community, critique, ctrl+f, Disappointment, discussion, Eiyuden, Expectations, Feedback, Gaming, lack of results, letdown, Opinions, reception, Results, RPG, search, video games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8491
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8869
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland! Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and even build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join the craziest Minecraft server in existence – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeper’s Diversity Den

acceptance, appreciation, CHANGE, Community, compassion, CraftyCreepers, Den, Diversity, Empathy, Experience, Gratitude, Help, Humanity, Kindness, perspective, prejudice, racism, realization, stereotype, Support, transformation, Unity

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

> Be me, just your average anti-Mexican dude, thanks to /pol/ and good ol’ Trump

> Driving home late at night, raining cats and dogs

> Of course, I get a flat tire, because why not?

> Trying to channel my inner mechanic, I struggle to get the spare tire out from under my SUV

> Suddenly, a wild Mexican man and his son appear, like guardian angels in a beat-up truck

> They swoop in and change my tire in record time, like some sort of tire-changing ninjas

> In that moment, my entire worldview shifts – these Mexicans showed me kindness when my own kind (white folks) couldn’t be bothered

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about breaking stereotypes and spreading love, join us! We may not change your tires, but we’ll definitely change your perspective!