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LonelyCraft: Where Incels Rule the First World

depression, first world, incel, incel community, Inceldom, Incels, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, male entitlement, mental health, Misogyny, online forums, rejection, rule, self harm, self-hatred, social outcast, SUICIDE, support groups, Therapy, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	409
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Mines Excavated:	3751	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of living as an incel in the first world? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Here, you can build a world where you’re the ultimate Chad, with all the diamonds and creepers at your command. No more dealing with rejection or loneliness – just pure blocky bliss. So why wait? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

FartCraft: Where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions is the sound of your own flatulence!

awkward noises, awkward situations, bathroom emergencies, bathroom humor, bathroom mishaps, bodily functions, comedic mishaps, creeper, embarrassing moments, explosions, FartCraft, FARTING, flatulence, funny quotes, gastrointestinal issues, humor, louder, oops moments, poop jokes, public embarrassment, sharting, social faux pas, Sound, toilet humor, unexpected bodily functions, unexpected surprises

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Enchantments Applied:	178	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	567
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn who will guide you through a rainbow portal to a land filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends!

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about building a house out of diamond blocks that shoot lasers at intruders? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance like there’s no tomorrow.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Lavaque MC

auction house, Community, Economy, Fun, join now, Land claiming, Lavaque MC, marketplace, Minecraft, multiplayer, Player Vaults, PvP, Ranks, Riches, season 1, Server, smp, Spawn area, Survival, Top, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Crops Grown:	8195
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Lavaque MC Brand New SMP server for everyone to play. seanson one ends 28/05/2024 Features:- Ranks, Economy, Player Vaults, MarketPlace, Spawn area, Auction House, Land Claiming and much more

Join now to rise to the top and become the richest of LavaqueMC

192.3.27.74:25217

Gezginoyuncu

1vs1, Advanced Labor Skyblock, Bed wars, Bedwars, GezginPlayer, opskyblock, PvP, SKY, Skyblock

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5898
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

GezginPlayer – Advanced Labor Skyblock

gezginoyun.skymc.space

🔥 WILD MC | SPHERES, MYSTICS, CHARMS | NO DONATION Minecraft server

admin panels, Audience, bedrock servers, charms, deep caves, exciting adventure, minecraft server, modern minecraft, monetizing project, mystics, netdupes, NO DONATION, outlet, real mobs, Spheres, vanilla world, Wild MC

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9172
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

We won’t lie to you that we have a million girls playing on our server.

We have netdupes, admin panels, and other things that other servers use to earn an audience.

Our goal is to change your perception of Bedrock servers.

Wild MC has a completely “vanilla world”. We have live, real mobs, deep caves and all the mechanics present in modern Minecraft.

There is no DONAT on our server

Yes – yes, you heard right, you can come in and see for yourself.

For us, Minecraft is an outlet after a hard day, so at this point in time we will not be monetizing this project.

Come visit us soon and get into an exciting adventure with Wild MC!

wildmc.ru:19132

Potato SMP VS Hypixel

24/7Online, AdventureTime, BuildTogether, CheaterFree, communitylove, Creative, CrossplayFun, deathmatch, EpicBaseBuilding, FriendlyFaces, Hangout, JoinUsNow, Possibilities, PotatoSMP, PvPAction, SingaporeConnection, Survival, SurvivalStrong, TPAEnabled, UniqueExperience, Vanilla, VanillaEnhanced

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	5264	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Runes Activated:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	305	Alien Abductions:	2

Comparison of Hypixel and Potato SMP Servers:

Hypixel	Potato SMP
Large player base	Friendly community
Many minigames and modes	Semi-Vanilla experience
Custom plugins and features	24/7 online
Dedicated servers in multiple locations	Singapore node
Active development team	Anti-Cheat system

Frequently Asked Questions:

Which server has a larger player base?	Hypixel is known for its large player base and active community.
Which server offers more minigames and modes?	Hypixel has a wide variety of minigames and modes to choose from.
Are there custom plugins and features on either server?	Hypixel is known for its custom plugins and features that enhance gameplay.
Which server has dedicated servers in multiple locations?	Hypixel has dedicated servers in multiple locations for optimal performance.
Which server has a more active development team?	Hypixel has an active development team that frequently updates and adds new content.
Is there an Anti-Cheat system in place on both servers?	Both Hypixel and Potato SMP have Anti-Cheat systems to ensure fair gameplay.

WahCraft – Where Wonder meets Horror, LOL

drenched in air, Horror, last thread, lol, meets, Ocean wave Party, pop stars, Schedule, Summertime, tabi no tochuu, Violet, Wah, WahCraft, Wonder Appraises Horror, い〜やい〜やい〜や, おどれ!VRダンス!, ないない, フタリボシ

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old routine? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest parties under the ocean waves, where you can dance in VR like never before!

We have epic live streams where you can get drenched in air (yes, you read that right) and jam out to POP/STARS while soaking up the summertime vibes. And if that’s not enough, we even have a special dance number called い〜やい〜やい〜や that will have you moving like never before!

But wait, there’s more! Join us on a mystical journey with Tabi No Tochuu and experience the enchanting world of VIOLET. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Crafty Krauts & Swiss Cheese – A Minecraft server for lovers of all things blocky and cheesy! Join us for some LOLs and building fun!

Bad events, Bavarians, bismarck, Blame, blocky, building, Cheese, Cheesy, Collapse of Rome, Crafty, Culture eradication, Europe, Europe recognition, european history, Fun, Germans, hatred, hitler, Join, Krauts, lols, Lovers, mass migration, Minecraft, Pointless religious wars, Poland, Righteous hatred, Server, SWISS, teutons, third worlders, USSR

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	859805
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ores Mined:	2482
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by Germans and their shenanigans in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, you can escape to a world where Germans are nowhere to be found (except for those sneaky Bavarians and Swiss, of course). Join us and build your own virtual utopia free from the chaos and destruction caused by those pesky Germans throughout history.

From the collapse of Rome to pointless religious wars, everything bad can be traced back to Germans – but not on our server! Say goodbye to mass migration and cultural erasure, and hello to a world where Poland stands alone in their righteous hatred. Join us now and let’s build a better, German-free future together. Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

Varkiza

100% vanilla, everything allowed, minecraft server, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Varkiza

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Farms Harvested:	272

——————————————————————————————- 100% vanilla survival !! ——————————————————————————————- Everything is allowed on the server.

67.222.135.72:7093

Blocky Bois: Can Any Game Top Minecraft’s Cultural Impact?

blocky, Bois, building, Community, creativity, Cultural, cultural impact, education, Exploration, Game, Gaming, Impact, indie games, innovation, inspiration, Minecraft, Minecrafts, Nostalgia, Online Multiplayer, Phenomenon, Sandbox, success, Survival, Technology, Top, video games, virtual world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	246	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Forget about other games, join our Minecraft server and experience a level of cultural impact that will make your head spin! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that Notch himself pops in from time to time to admire our pixelated creations.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are more passionate about Minecraft than villagers are about trading emeralds. Our server has more secret underground bases than the entire cast of Stranger Things combined. And don’t even get us started on our epic PvP battles – they’re so intense, they make the Battle of Helm’s Deep look like a pillow fight.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and become a part of gaming history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond block of destiny!