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Dog Walker’s Minecraft Server

15 year old, assault, crime, dog, dog walker, follow, genitals, Gesture, Help, home, investigation, Minecraft, MONEY, offer, School, schoolboy, Server, sex, sexual assault, sexual gesture, teenager, trousers, Victim, walkers

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	1685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Potions Brewed:	118	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting touched is your funny bone! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans!

🤪 Our players are so dedicated, they’ll follow you home just to offer you £10 for some… questionable favors. But hey, at least they’re generous, right? And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a sexual hand gesture thrown in for free!

😜 So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old school when you can have this level of excitement in just 45 minutes? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

SmileCraft SMP – Turn that frown upside down, /vt/!

emotion, encouragement, facial expression, frown, Happiness, inspiration, joy, Laughter, love, mental health, motivation, Oshi, positivity, Protect, self love, self-care, Smile, smilecraft, smp, Support, Turn, upside, well-being

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers tell jokes, the zombies breakdance, and the skeletons have a fashion show!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Smile Protection Squad, dedicated to ensuring that every player’s smile is safe and sound. Forget about griefers and trolls, our squad will make sure you’re always grinning from ear to ear.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is actually built on a magical rainbow unicorn island where diamonds grow on trees and pigs fly. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the laughter and fun begin!

StepdadSpeechGoneWrong

Brat, Communication, Conflict, dad, Divorce, family, feelings, Honesty, love, Marriage, mom, Parent, relationship, Role, Speech, step parent, stepdad, StepdadSpeechGoneWrong, toast, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5822
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Farms Harvested:	255	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions!

Our server is like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamond swords. Experience the thrill of betrayal, heartbreak, and redemption as you navigate through our virtual world.

Join now and witness the epic saga of a player who must choose between two father figures, each vying for the title of “dad.” Will she choose the man who raised her, or the man who is willing to do a special dance at her wedding? The drama unfolds in real-time on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Enjoy the added bonus of dealing with overbearing moms who just want everyone to get along. Will you stand your ground and speak your truth, or will you give in to the pressure and deliver a heartfelt speech declaring your undying love for your stepdad?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity of our Minecraft server. Join today for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory!

ExploresMP: MustTryMinecraftSMP

Adventure, broaden horizons, bucket list, challenge, cultural immersion, expanding worldview, Experience, Exploration, ExploresMP, eye-opening, life changing, must do, MustTryMinecraftSMP, New Horizons, once in a lifetime, personal growth, perspective-changing, Self Discovery, stepping out of comfort zone, travel, trying new things, unforgettable

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Love Letters Sent:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	541	Infinity Stones Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of getting chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords! Trust us, it’s a clucking good time. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie with the explosive crowd! So come on, join us and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous pigs wearing pirate hats. It’s a world of endless possibilities and absurd adventures waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

TrollCraft: Griefed & Pranked!

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Calculated, Cruel, deceitful, GRIEFED.., Heartless, hurtful, hurtful behavior, Intentional, Malicious, mean spirited, Nasty, personal attack, PRANKED, Revenge, spiteful, TOXIC, TrollCraft, unforgivable, vengeful, vindictive, vindictive act

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	596
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	293198
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Are you tired of getting griefed and trolled on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage players to be as nasty as possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having your entire base blown up by a group of trolls, or getting pranked with endless traps and tricks. Our community is full of devious players who will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare.

But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom on our server. We also have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

CraftyRussianServer

Censorship, CraftyRussianServer, freedom of press, government actions, international relations, Media bias, media control, media manipulation, media regulations, media restrictions, news censorship, press freedom, Propaganda, response, restrict, RT case, russia, Russia vows, Russian government, us media, US-Russia relations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	8217	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

so like, this server is like the Russia of Minecraft servers, but without all the political drama and stuff. we promise to restrict all US media on our server in response to the RT case, because we’re all about that fake news life. join us if you want to experience the thrill of living in a world where the news is controlled by a bunch of blocky characters. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the banned media, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. come join us and see what all the fuss is about, comrade!

AI Brain Bridge Network

Artificial Intelligence, Brain, Bridge.., Bridges, internal complexity, long tail tags, nature computational science, Network, network model, neuroscience

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Animals Bred:	38	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magic Items Found:	4206	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

lol join our minecraft server cuz it’s like ur brain on steroids but in a good way u kno? like u get to build stuff and be all creative and stuff but also u get to learn about artificial intelligence and neuroscience like whaaat? who knew u could get edumacated while playing minecraft? plus the mobs are super smart and will actually try to outsmart u like dang bro watch out for them creepers with phds in rocket science. so come join us and expand ur mind while u expand ur virtual world. it’s gonna be lit fam.

What is the IP for DanTDM Minecraft Server?

dan tdm, DanTDM, funny, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Animals Bred:	62	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

DanTDM, also known as Daniel Middleton, is a popular British YouTuber and content creator known for his gaming and vlogging videos. He started his YouTube channel in 2012 and has since amassed millions of subscribers and billions of views. DanTDM is known for his family-friendly content and has become one of the most well-known and influential YouTubers in the gaming community. He has also written books and won multiple awards for his work.

Bridge

Economy, PvP, PvP Clutching Speedbuild Game mode Knocking Blocks Discord Skills Multiplayer Competitions Community Survival Creative Minigames Adventure Exploration Building Redstone Enchanting Economy

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	87	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Hello! We are a new starting server called Pontis.

On our server we only have the game mode ‘Bridges’. You have a playing field where you have to knock other people off with blocks and clutch yourself to avoid being knocked off. So it’s a good server to learn how to clutch and speedbuild, but especially to show your pvp skills.

Take a look and be sure to join the discord for more information.

Pontis.gg

CyberProject

1.20.1, Active administrators, classic gameplay, Custom Bosses, custom enchantments, Custom Features, CyberProject, Discord, Fabric, fabric server, friendly community, Minecraft, mobs, pure gameplay, Regular Backups, Roleplay, Safe and fun, Server, survival mode, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Items Found:	7370	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	13

CyberProject Vanilla Server Info Server name: [CyberProject Vanilla]

Server address: [45.93.200.46:25594]

Version: Minecraft [1.20.1] (Fabric) Discord server: https://discord.com/invite/fUmsJDcPpG Description: Welcome to our Minecraft CyberProject Vanilla server! Play Minecraft the way the developers intended, without mods, plugins. Enjoy pure, classic gameplay. Peculiarities: Custom enchantments, custom bosses, mobs and more! Survival mode Friendly community Regular backups to prevent data loss Active administrators ensuring a safe and fun game

45.93.200.46:25594