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ColdPizzaCraft

Cheesy, cold pizza, ColdPizzaCraft, comfort food, convenience, cravings, crust, DELICIOUS, EASY, Food, Hunger, leftovers, Meal, opinion, pizza, Preference, Quick, reheating, snack, Taste, toppings

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2283
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3196	Buildings Constructed:	49
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up cold pizza? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pizza party extravaganza! We have a pizza-themed spawn area with giant pepperoni slices and cheese block buildings.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pizza Dragon, who breathes marinara sauce and guards a treasure trove of diamond-encrusted pizza slices. Join our server and embark on a quest to defeat the Pizza Dragon and claim your rightful cheesy prize!

And if you’re still not convinced, we also have a secret underground pizza dungeon where you can battle mobs of evil anchovies and pepperoni zombies. So come join us for a slice of the action and experience the most deliciously ridiculous Minecraft server around!

KillerCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Asia, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, international relations, killer weapons, KillerCraft, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, peace negotiations, Politics, putin, russia, sanctions, Server, south korea, Ukraine, Warning

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7215
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Putin himself pops up in the game and starts warnin’ South Korea about sending killer weapons to Ukraine. Like, bro, talk about unexpected plot twists in a blocky world!

Join our server for the chance to witness crazy events like this unfold right before your very eyes. Who knows what other world leaders might show up next? Maybe Kim Jong Un will challenge you to a PvP battle or Angela Merkel will ask for your help in building a giant pixel art statue of herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Redstone Revolutionaries

Army, Combat, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, deployment, eastern europe, enlistment, foreign policy, international relations, Manpower, military intervention, mobilization, political tensions, Recruits, Redstone, revolutionaries, russian military, Shortage, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we pretend to be russian soldiers fighting in ukraine but instead of guns we use pickaxes and swords to battle it out! we are so good at pvp that the actual russian military is running low on recruits because they all wanna join our server instead! we have epic battles and crazy adventures that will make you pee your pants with excitement! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the world!

CraftyMentorGoneByeBye

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2072
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	440
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server and suddenly, BAM! You’re surrounded by flying pigs and talking cows. And get this, the diamonds are actually made of cheese! Yeah, I know, mind blown, right?

But wait, there’s more! The mobs on this server are all wearing party hats and throwing confetti at you instead of attacking. It’s like a never-ending party where the creepers are your dance partners and the zombies are serving you drinks.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground disco club? Yeah, there’s a hidden dance floor where you can bust out your best moves with all your blocky buddies. And the DJ is a skeleton who really knows how to drop the beats.

So, why join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of emeralds? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server. So come on, don’t be a square, join the fun and let’s get this party started!

CoreCraft: Shake and Bake

Backtracking, Bake, change reversals, CoreCraft, Earth science, Earth’s core, earth’s geology, earth’s interior, earth’s magnetic field, Earth’s Rotation, geodynamics, geophysical research, geophysics, inner core, mantle dynamics, planetary structure, seismic activity, seismic waveform, SHAKE, slowing down

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN THE EARTH’S CORE IS SLOWING DOWN JUST TO CHECK IT OUT! THAT’S RIGHT, THE INNER CORE IS BACKTRACKING BECAUSE THE SEISMIC WAVEFORM CHANGES ARE REVERSING JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE EPICNESS THAT IS THIS SERVER! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CORE DECIDES TO STOP FOR GOOD AND MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN! LET’S MINE AND CRAFT OUR WAY TO VICTORY, BABY!

Suck the life out of a semi-vanilla world on Void Lifesteal SMP!

Active players, Ban, Community Events, Discord, dragon fight, Griefing, hearts mechanic, home, hypixel, invite, killing, Life, LifeSteal, New server, online play, Plugins, PvP, Reset, Semivanilla, smp, stolen bases, Suck, Teleport, Void, world

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	1.21 SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Plugins	Lifesteal, /home, /tpa

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can bases be griefed and stolen from?	Yes, everything goes on this server.
What happens if I run out of hearts from being killed?	You will be banned for a week. After the week is over, you will be unbanned and given a reset.
Is the End accessible on the server?	The End is inaccessible until a good time is decided for everyone to fight the dragon and each other.
How can I join the server?	Provide your Discord username below and you will receive an invite to the server.

HobbyHustler Minecraft Server

Curiosity, Dedication, drawing, greentexts, hobby, HobbyHustler, lit, midwit, Minecraft, Multiplayer Battleship, nothing to show, programming, QUIT, realization, Server, stuck at /beg/ tier, studying, studying anatomy, VG, Writing, Years

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	5326
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of dedicating years to hobbies only to realize you’re still a noob? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal mediocrity!

Join us and watch as your drawing skills skyrocket from /beg/ tier to Picasso level in just a few blocks placed!

Become a programming wizard as you effortlessly create a Multiplayer Battleship game that puts all others to shame!

And don’t even get us started on writing – with our server, you’ll become the next Shakespeare in less than a day!

So why waste your time on real hobbies when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of all trades in no time? Join now and say goodbye to your midwit realization woes!

CutieCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, College girls, compliance, consequences, control, cute, Cutiecraft, discipline, enforcement, Expectations, fetish, Guidelines, Minecraft, obedience, Offense, punishment, regulations, rule, satisfaction, Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Ores Mined:	9407	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all players must dress up as cute college girls to satisfy our admin’s fetish. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

For the first offense of not following this rule, players will be forced to build a giant statue of our admin in a maid outfit.

For the second offense, players will have to participate in a fashion show where they must model various schoolgirl uniforms.

And for the third offense, well, let’s just say players will have to endure a punishment so outrageous, we can’t even mention it here.

So come join our server and embrace your inner cute college girl! It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss.

BrotherBabyDutyNope

adoption, adoption agency, adoption process, biological parents, blood relations, BrotherBabyDutyNope, cultural conventions, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, cultural upbringing, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, infertility, infertility struggles, Parental Responsibility, parenthood, raising children, sibling relationships, traditional values

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado.

Imagine a world where family dynamics are more complicated than a soap opera plot. Our server is like a virtual version of “Days of Our Lives,” but with creepers and zombies instead of evil twins and amnesia storylines.

Join us and witness the epic saga of a family torn apart by scandal and betrayal. Will the adopted child finally find their place in the world? Will the ex-girlfriend’s baby be raised by someone who actually gives a damn? Only time (and a lot of crafting) will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than a Thanksgiving dinner with your in-laws, come join us. Who needs reality TV when you can log on and experience the chaos firsthand?

CreeperVille: Where Red Flags Are Just Part of the Scenery

abandoned properties, bad neighborhood, broken windows, Creeperville, crime rate, dangerous signs, drug activity, Flags, gang presence, Graffiti, high crime area, high poverty rate, lack of police presence, loitering, part, red, red flag, run down buildings, Safety concerns, scenery, sketchy area, suspicious activity, unsafe environment, Vandalism, warning signals

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4128
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	131
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

If you see creepers hanging out on street corners trying to sell you TNT, that’s a pretty big red flag. But fear not, on our Minecraft server, you won’t find any sketchy neighborhoods filled with hostile mobs. Instead, you’ll stumble upon villages filled with friendly villagers who are always down to trade with you – no shady deals here! So come join us and leave those bad neighborhoods behind, because on our server, the only thing exploding will be your mind with all the epic builds and adventures waiting for you!