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PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	8331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Potions Brewed:	82
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Astral Projections Made:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8627
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9958
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Enchantments Applied:	158	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Towns Built:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Mines Excavated:	3766
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9740
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ores Mined:	5341	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Votes:	9927	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Potions Brewed:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Villages Defended:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!