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CuntCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8045
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	963249	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6600

Welcome to our Minecraft server where American republican women are on a mission to seduce and conquer German boys! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure as we navigate through the twisted minds of these women who are determined to make their mark on the world, one unsuspecting boy at a time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you witness the chaos unfold between these unlikely pairs, but you’ll also have the chance to build your own empire and rule over your own kingdom. Will you align yourself with the American republican women or will you join forces with the German boys to take them down?

With endless possibilities and outrageous scenarios, this Minecraft server is like no other. So come on in and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is happening here. Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	108
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

DefendCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Buildings Constructed:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	7925
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our minecraft server, where we build epic fortresses to protect against zombie invasions and creepers trying to blow up our precious diamonds! we’re like poland boosting our defense spending to 4.7% of gdp, except we spend it all on building giant walls and moats filled with lava. you never know when a budget discussion might break out in the middle of a battle with the ender dragon! so come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for some crazy fun on our server!

CommieCraft: Return for Re-Education!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we teach u the TRUE ideology of building blocks and pixel art. north korea has nothing on us, we are the true masters of minecraft. we will brainwash u with our epic building skills and make u forget all about those pesky outside influences. join us and become a pixel art dictator, ruling over your own virtual kingdom. we promise to make u laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time. come for the blocks, stay for the brainwashing. #minecraftmasterminds

Prosper SMP: Where Minecraft meets Discord, 16+ only! No vanilla ice cream served here 🍦

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Minecraft Server Overview
Tired of your SMP dying off? Our community has stuck together because of our shared interest in minecraft but also because we have created a discord server that encourages playing a variety of games with other community members.
Minecraft will always be the center of it all so come check out our discord and minecraft smp! We are very welcoming to new members! We are looking to build our community with dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Major build projects underway all the time, and we have a friendly and mature community!
We are pretty light on rules but we don’t tolerate clowns. This is NOT an anarchy server so no hackers or griefers are allowed. So be respectful to other players and you will be fine!
All members must join the discord to join the minecraft server. Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are hackers or griefers allowed on the server?	No, we do not tolerate hackers or griefers on our server. Respectful behavior is required from all players.
Do I need to join the Discord server to play on the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join our Discord server to be able to play on the Minecraft server.
What kind of community is this server for?	We have a friendly and mature community that welcomes dedicated players who share similar gaming interests.
Are major build projects happening on the server?	Yes, major build projects are underway all the time on our server.

GFE Minecraft Server: Blocky Love Story

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	2565
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF with gfe content! We never anti our own fans because we believe in spreading love and positivity in the Minecraft world.

Join us and witness the epic battles between Kroni and Fauna as they fight for dominance over the server. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell!

But beware, things can get wild on our server. Rumor has it that there are secret hidden treasures waiting to be discovered by the bravest of players. Will you be the one to uncover the mysteries of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the craziness.

DingerInPlopPipe Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got players who have had their dingers up a lady’s plop pipe – now that’s dedication to the game!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger, a player who once dug so deep that they accidentally unearthed a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and see what kind of outrageous shenanigans you can get into. Just remember to watch out for creepers – they’re the least of your worries on this server!

IntroSkipper Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1890
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking parrot that gave them unlimited diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride chickens into battle and fight to be crowned the Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as a pack of creepers on caffeine, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

ExBlockerz

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8649
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you still crying over your ex stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “no ex drama” policy! Join us and build a fortress so secure, not even your ex’s creeper army can break through. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who got griefed so hard, they turned into a real-life Enderman. So if you’re looking for a server where you can leave your ex and their drama behind, join us now!

RealisticCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1666
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of those boring, cartoony Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is as realistic as Ukraine (minus the political drama)! Say goodbye to rainbow graphics and hello to the true, grey and depressing world of ABI Minecraft server. Join us if you’re tired of little autist Timmy crying about not enough rainbows in the game – we cater to the true gamers who appreciate a good dose of realism in their virtual worlds. So come on, join us and experience the most authentic Minecraft experience you’ve ever had!

FilterFrenzy Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Potions Brewed:	27	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Votes:	5610	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
New Chunks Explored:	678121	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant zombie chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all…the mythical rainbow llama unicorn! Ride into battle on its sparkly back and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of block-breaking madness. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!