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No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Farms Harvested:	832	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

LDRcraft SMP: Love Blocks & Lag

blocks, Challenges, Commitment, Communication, compromise, Connection, Distance, emotional bond, Intimacy, Lag, LDRcraft, long distance relationships, love, loyalty, patience, perseverance, smp, Support, Technology, time difference, Trust, Understanding, virtual dates., visits

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6921
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dimension Hops:	14	Void Gems Collected:	39
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Are you tired of being separated from your Minecraft bae by thousands of blocks? Join our SMP and build a virtual love nest together! With our magical server connection, you’ll never have to worry about lag ruining your romantic moments again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is powered by the tears of creepers who couldn’t handle the love vibes. So come join us and keep the spark alive in your long distance relationship, one block at a time!

HighSchoolHavocMC

adult content, boundary-pushing, controversial, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit display, explicit material, graphic, high school, HighSchoolHavocMC, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate conduct, indecent behavior, mature content, mature themes, NSFW, RISQUE, scandalous, Shocking.., teenage antics

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Void Armor Forged:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mines Excavated:	1429
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old high school drama? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll see things that will make your high school experience look like a snooze fest! From explosive creeper pranks to scandalous sheep love triangles, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join us if you dare for a wild ride that will make your high school memories seem like child’s play. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (or scarred for life, we promise)!

QuadMurderReTrial Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2920
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4626
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Buildings Constructed:	39
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we got crazier stories than this 88-year-old man who got acquitted after being sentenced to DEATH for a quadruple murder case from 1966!

We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons shootin’ arrows like they’re in the Olympics!

Join us for the wackiest adventures and build the most insane structures you can imagine! Plus, we got a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the server that will make you RICH beyond your wildest dreams!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that will make this court case look like child’s play!

BlockySamurai46

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9862	Players Killed by Monsters:	3069
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

OMG u guys, have u heard about this Japanese dude who was like on death row for 46 YEARS and then got acquitted??? imagine being in prison for that long and then finally being like SIKE I’M OUTTA HERE. that’s some crazy stuff, right?

anyways, speaking of crazy stuff, u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s like a whole new world of madness and fun. we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance, and diamonds that talk (they’re kinda snobby tho, not gonna lie).

if u join our server, u might even meet Iwao Hakamada himself, just chillin’ and building a castle out of obsidian blocks. he’s a pro at minecraft now after spending so much time in prison, trust me.

so come on over and join the fun, who knows what kind of wild adventures u might have on our server. maybe u’ll even find a secret portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows, or maybe just a bunch of zombies trying to eat ur brains. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

PixelPotty Panic Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Animals Bred:	171
New Chunks Explored:	579783	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3138

so like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where microplastics are taking over and causing chaos in the urinary tract. yeah, that’s right, we got a whole storyline about microplastics invading your body and you gotta fight them off in epic battles.

join our server for a chance to save the world from the evil microplastics, build epic bases to protect yourself, and team up with other players to defeat the plastic invaders. oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground lab where you can research new ways to fight off the microplastics and save the day?

plus, we have custom mini-games like “plastic purge” where you have to collect as many microplastics as you can before time runs out, and “toxic waste toss” where you have to throw toxic waste barrels at your opponents to win. it’s a total blast, bro.

so come join our server and embark on the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventure of your life. trust us, you won’t regret it. let’s save the world from the evil microplastics together!

Life Craft Minecraft Server

CHANGE, Craft, Curiosity, Existence, family, Friends, fulfillment, growth, IMPORTANCE, Jobs, learning, Life, Meaning, Memories, Minecraft, mortality, perspective, purpose, purposeful living, Reality, Seed, Server, Universe

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ponder the deep questions of life while building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us as we explore the meaning of existence while mining for diamonds and creating pixelated masterpieces. Who needs a job when you can be a virtual architect in our world?

Forget about spreading your seed, on our server you can plant virtual crops and watch them grow without any real-life responsibilities. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll have more friends than you know what to do with (literally, because you can’t physically touch them).

And as for the question of whether anything we do matters in the grand scale of the universe, well, on our server, your creations will be immortalized forever in the digital realm. Take that, existential crisis!

So why wake up and do it all every day? Because on our server, every day is a new adventure filled with laughter, fun, and the occasional accidental TNT explosion. Join us now and discover the true meaning of life… in Minecraft!

$2.7 BILLION Minecraft SMP Employee Rehire

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4981
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being a lazy sack of shit with no upward potential? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where hard work actually pays off? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and witness the legendary tale of Steve, who mined so much diamond that he became the richest player on the server. He built a castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and rode a pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. And guess what? He got compensated for his effort with a real-life diamond crown!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Redstone Wizard, who created a working computer within the game. He now has his own tech startup in Silicon Valley and is a billionaire in real life. All thanks to his hard work on our server.

So, if you want to be like Steve or the Redstone Wizard, join our Minecraft SMP now and start working hard to create 50,000x the value of the average joe schmoe. Don’t be a lazy sack of shit, join us and reach your full potential!

SMPNoobMistakes – Minecraft SMP

Adversity, Challenges, compassion, Empathy, Experience, growth, Hardship, introspection, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, patience, personal growth, perspective, resilience, Self Discovery, smp, SMPNoobMistakes, Struggle, transformation, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Farms Harvested:	236
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Have you ever tried to build a house in Minecraft, only to have a creeper blow it up right before you finish? Or maybe you’ve spent hours mining for diamonds, only to fall into a pit of lava and lose everything? Well, on our server, we embrace the chaos and make it part of the fun!

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From secret underground bases to epic battles with giant chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really tasty snack).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or challenge your friends to a build-off using only pink wool and TNT? Trust us, once you’ve experienced the madness of our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never want to play on a boring old vanilla server again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCraftyMorningScent

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3812
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Do you know what’s better than the smell of freshly baked cookies in the morning? The smell of success on our Minecraft server! Join us and wake up to the sweet aroma of victory as you conquer new lands, build epic structures, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Trust us, your nostrils will thank you for it!