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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 5752 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 14 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 12 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
