Garen Funny Build – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

TrudeauCraft – Historic Lows!

Approval Ratings, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, Challenges, criticism, Decline, election, Government, Historic, historic lows, justin trudeau, leadership, Lows, opposition, party defeat, political party, public opinion, public trust, setbacks, Support, Trudeau Liberals, TrudeauCraft, voter sentiment

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that it made trudeau cry? yea, that’s right, our server is so epic that even the liberals can’t handle it. they tried to join but got wrecked so hard that their support fell to historic lows. like, they were begging for mercy but our players just kept slaying them left and right. it was like watching a bunch of noobs trying to take on a pro gamer. if u wanna be part of the action, come join us and see if u can survive the madness. but be warned, once u enter our server, there’s no turning back. u either git gud or git rekt. choose wisely, my friend.

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Block Bodega

American, BLOCK, bodega, building, Casual, Claims, Community, Discord, European, Experience, Moderators, Movie Nights, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, teleports, Vanilla, VC

Block Bodega – Fresh Map

Block Bodega’s Minecraft server is perfect for the casual player, our community welcomes all and encourages you to join our Discord Server! We have an active VC most nights and host movie nights occasionally! Our community is made up of mostly Americans and Europeans (average age ~19) with a laid back team of moderators, so take a break from work or school and hang out at the Bodega!

We like to keep things simple on the Minecraft server, this means a mostly vanilla experience, so no teleports or claims. Our plug ins are made up of vanilla tweaks, so nothing too outlandish (most plug ins are for admin purposes)! Our Rules are simple: No Stealing, No Griefing, No Hacking!

Block Bodega values building a community and we strongly encourage building near spawn and interacting with other players <3

THIS IS NOT YOUR SINGLE PLAYER WORLD!!! WE ARE SELF HOSTED WITH 16GBs DEDOTADED WAM HOSTED ON 7 STOLEN LAPTOPS.

JOIN THE SERVER: kauzmic.xyz

JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/K9ByMKkJ9s

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No Stealing, No Griefing, No Hacking
What kind of community is on Block Bodega?	A mix of Americans and Europeans, with an average age of ~19
What are the server specifications?	Self-hosted with 16GBs of RAM, hosted on 7 stolen laptops

Rustic Romance 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, beauty standards, discrimination, emotional connection, Human nature, Intimacy, intimacy issues, judgement, love, misconceptions, people, physical appearance, Poor, relationships, romance, Rustic, self esteem, sex, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, Ugly

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s where all the poor and ugly people are getting freaky! Like, who wouldn’t want to witness that hot mess of a situation? It’s like a trainwreck you can’t look away from, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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HateCraftNation

Citizens, Country, criticism, cultural conflict, disapproval, discontent, disillusionment, dissatisfaction, emotional turmoil, hate, HateCraftNation, identity crisis, internal conflict, national pride, nationalism, Negativity, patriotism, Political unrest, Resentment, self loathing, social division

Are you tired of your own country and looking for a new land to call home? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is filled with citizens from all over the world who hate their own countries so much, they’ve decided to start fresh in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, fighting off dragons, and forming alliances with players who are just as fed up with their own countries as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in the land?

So say goodbye to your old country and hello to a new world of adventure and excitement on our Minecraft server. Who needs a passport when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

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MissileMayhemCraft

Agreement, arms race, cold war, Conflict, Defense, deployments, Diplomacy, escalation, expand, global politics, international relations, Military, Missile, MissileMayhemCraft, moratorium, nuclear weapons, russia, SECURITY, Strategic, Tension, US

lmao this server is like russia and US fighting but in minecraft!! we got missiles and explosions everywhere, it’s like world war 3 but with blocks!! join us if u wanna be part of the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!! come on, don’t be a chicken, join now and show off your pvp skills in this epic battle for dominance!! 🚀💣🔥

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The continents world

Abilities, Alvafinis, bedrock, Builders, console, continents, Cross-Play, Discord, EU, Gamers, grind, java, Minecraft, NA, PC, pvpers, Races, Roleplay, Server, Tournaments, VC, world

Server Name	The Continent’s World
Server Type	PVP, Building, Casual Gaming
Features	– Hive Tournaments– Roleplay aspect– Different abilities and races– Bedrock and Java cross play– Weekly tournaments– VC based gameplay
Contact	Discord: Alvafinis

FAQs:

Q: What are the server’s main features?

A: The server offers Hive Tournaments, roleplay elements, different abilities and races for players to choose from. It also allows cross-play between Bedrock and Java editions.

Q: Is the server population large?

A: The server has multiple continents with varying populations, but the one mentioned in the post is described as fairly small.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: The server is seeking PVPers, builders, and casual gamers who want to have fun and grind together.

Q: Are there specific requirements to join the server?

A: Players are required to be in VC (Voice Chat) while on the server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Interested players can add Alvafinis on Discord for more information.

Haruka’s Legacy 1.20.5

1.20.5, 2024.., Anime, Celebrity, cultural impact, entertainment industry, Fame, fanbase, Haruka Nogizaka, Harukas, idol group, J-pop, Japanese culture, Japanese idol, Legacy, long tail tag, Manga, Music (Industry), Nogizaka46, Nostalgia, Otaku, pop culture, Relevance

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, the only place where Haruka Nogizaka is still relevant in 2024!

You can build a shrine to her, have Nogizaka-themed parties, and even have Haruka herself as your Minecraft character skin!

Join now and be part of the Nogizaka revolution, where we worship our queen and build pixelated statues in her honor! Don’t miss out on the Nogizaka fun, join today!

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LazyLootMinecraftSMP

Apathy, avoiding responsibilities, chilling out, idle behavior, indulgence, inertia, lack of motivation, laziness, lazy habits, LazyLootMinecraftSMP, leisure activities, lethargy, neglectful behavior, procrastination, Relaxation, self-care, slothfulness, sluggishness, taking it easy, unproductive behavior, wasting time

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.

The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.

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CraftyLove: Green Flags Only

chemistry, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Flags, green flags, Green.., growth, Honesty, Kindness, long term potential, mutual understanding, relationships, Respect, Shared values, Support, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is filled with diamond-level players who know how to treat you like the queen or king you are.

Join us if you’re into players who know how to enchant you with their charm and mine your heart away. Our server is like a love potion, guaranteed to make you fall head over heels in love with Minecraft all over again.

So, if you’re looking for a love story that’s more epic than the Ender Dragon battle, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise.

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YoonCraft: Impeach the Blocks!

blocks, IMPEACH, YoonCraft

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the president of south korea got impeached? well, guess what, now u can! come join our server where all the crazy political drama happens, like yoon getting arrested and stuff. u can build ur own little impeachment palace and pretend ur the ruler of south korea. it’s gonna be so much fun, u won’t even believe it. plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine. so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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