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Niecezilla’s Revenge Server

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Family issues, Grief, GRIEVING, Jealousy, Loss, mother-daughter relationship, Niece, Niecezillas, parenting, relationships, Revenge, Server, stepmother, Support, Sympathy, Understanding, unsympathetic

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can witness the epic battle between SIL and late SIL for the title of Best Step-Mom! Join now to witness the passive-aggressive conversations, the mother/daughter dates from hell, and the intense competition over who gets to display the most photos in the house.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?

CulinaryCritics Minecraft SMP

culinary comparisons, culinary diversity, culinary excellence, culinary experiences., culinary opinions, culinary perceptions, culinary perspectives, culinary preferences, culinary reputation, culinary traditions, CulinaryCritics, dining preferences, food appreciation, food culture, global cuisine, international cuisine, Minecraft, overrated cuisine, popular dishes, smp, taste preferences, traditional recipes, underrated cuisine

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Enchantments Applied:	150	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause chaos!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a chicken jousting tournament. That’s right, we take PvP to a whole new level with our feathered friends as the combatants. Who will be crowned the ultimate chicken champion? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible. Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server that hosts weekly hot dog eating contests in the Nether, where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride into battle? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else.

Join us today and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

Pet Peeve Paradise

agitating actions, agitating behaviors, annoying behaviors, annoying idiosyncrasies, bothersome actions, bothersome traits, frustrating annoyances, frustrating quirks, infuriating behaviors, infuriating habits, irritating habits, irritating pet peeves, irritating tendencies, maddening actions, maddening quirks, minor annoyances, Paradise, Peeve, personal annoyances, pet, Pet Peeves, vexing habits, vexing tendencies

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Void Gems Collected:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens, talking villagers who only speak in memes, and a secret underground base full of dancing pandas. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, always up for a game of hide and seek. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GermanCraft Minecraft Server

aerial drones, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense technology, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, GermanCraft, germany, international relations, IRIS-T, military aid, military assistance, military cooperation, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, surface drones, Ukraine

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6653
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	49	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

lol u know what else germany is sending? a freaking EPIC minecraft server for ukraine! like, they’re not messing around with just any old aid package, they’re like “yo ukraine, here’s some IRIS-T missiles and also a bunch of drones, oh and btw here’s the sickest minecraft server u ever seen.”

join our server and u can build ur own IRIS-T missile launcher in minecraft, and then use it to blow up ur friends’ bases. plus, we have aerial drones flying around the map dropping loot for u to collect. it’s like a real-life war zone but in minecraft.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where germany’s military aid package is just the beginning of the insanity u will experience. trust us, u won’t regret it. unless u get blown up by an IRIS-T missile, but that’s just part of the fun, right?

Netanyahu’s Hostage Hustle

biden, Conflict Resolution, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, diplomatic relations, diplomatic talks, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage deal, hostage situation, hustle, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Netanyahu, Netanyahus, Politics, SECURITY, united states, world news

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Star Shards Collected:	270	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	4257	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers throwing a rave in the mines.

oh, and get this, our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a diamond block. yeah, crazy right? but wait, there’s more.

rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be transported to a land where all the blocks are made of candy. and the best part? you get to ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of glitter? yeah, it’s lit.

What is the IP for ItsFunneh Minecraft Server?

Doors, doors 2, doors floor 2, doors roblox, floor 2, funneh, funny, Funny Moments, games, Gaming, itsfunneh, Krew, krew live now, krew plays, krew roblox doors, Minecraft, no cursing, no swearing, roblox door, roblox doors, roblox doors 100, roblox doors 2, roblox doors floor 2, roblox doors funneh, roblox doors funny, roblox doors funny moments, roblox doors itsfunneh, roblox doors krew, roblox doors secret, Server, the backdoor

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4050
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	744

ItsFunneh is the online pseudonym of Canadian YouTuber Kat, who is known for her family-friendly gaming content on YouTube. She creates videos of herself and her siblings playing popular games such as Minecraft, Roblox, and Among Us. With over 10 million subscribers, ItsFunneh has become a prominent figure in the gaming community, known for her humor and positive attitude.

CraftySlavs Minecraft Server

comparison, CraftySlavs, Cultural differences, Diversity, eastern europe, ethnic composition, ethnicity, European countries, Minecraft, national identity, population demographics, race relations, racial demographics, racial makeup, racial stereotypes, regional differences, russia, Server, skin color, Slavic countries, societal perceptions, Ukraine, white population

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2423
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Crops Grown:	5438	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1628	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	5387

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the crazy world of Ukraine and Russia! Join us if you want to find out if Ukraine is actually whiter than Russia (spoiler alert: it’s not, but who cares, it’s hilarious)!

We have epic PvP battles where you can fight for your favorite side – Team Ukraine or Team Russia. Will you defend the honor of borscht and pierogies or vodka and bears? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs. Legend has it that whoever reaches the end will be granted the power to control the weather and summon dancing babushkas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

ItsIverCraft SMP: Blocky Shenanigans

blocky, it’s over, ItsIverCraft, Shenanigans, smp

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens and rainbow sheep!

Join our SMP if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a giant statue of a potato wearing sunglasses. Our community is full of wacky characters, like Steve the llama who can breakdance like nobody’s business, and Gerald the Enderman who is convinced he’s a stand-up comedian.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet slime named Slurp who will follow you around and serenade you with slimey love songs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. It’s iver, baby!

ParentingPalooza Minecraft Server

abroad, age appropriate, Bonding, children, CoParenting, discipline, family, Fights, fun dad, hands-on, husband, me time, Minecraft, NANNY, parenting, ParentingPalooza, quality time, Routine, Scary, school holidays, Server, Summer, UNFAIR

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Endless Night Skies:	5
Star Shards Collected:	289	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8529	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you appreciate your parenting skills? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure you have all the hands-on experience you need to be a pro parent!

Forget about leaving all the parenting to the nanny, on our server, you’ll be the one in charge of taking care of your virtual kids. Watch out though, they might tell you that you’re being scary when you try to discipline them in an age-inappropriate way!

So come join us and show your partner that you can handle all the parenting duties like a boss. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about being a “fun dad” without avoiding discipline. Don’t miss out on this unique parenting experience, join now!

ForgetMeNotCraft

#Thoughtfulness, Boundaries, coffee, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, Empathy, Food, ForgetMeNotCraft, forgetting, Frustration, inconsiderate, Marriage, neglect, passive aggressive, relationship, Resentment, Selfishness, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7773
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being forgotten when it comes to coffee and food? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being left out again.

Our server is perfect for those who want to get back at their forgetful partners in a fun and virtual way. Build a coffee shop and only serve yourself, or create a food truck that only caters to your own cravings.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that understands the importance of always considering others. Who needs a forgetful partner when you have a whole server of players who will never leave you out? Join now and let the fun begin!