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KitchenCraft Minecraft Server

age gap, desire, doggy style, exhibitionism, Forbidden, freaky behavior, friends son, kitchen fantasy, kitchen sex, KitchenCraft, Lust, Milf, Minecraft, Naughty, older woman, role-play, scandalous, Server, taboo, Unconventional, voyeurism, wall art, younger man

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have milf girlfriends getting freaky in the kitchen while staring at their friend’s son’s picture on the wall! Join us for a wild and wacky time filled with unexpected surprises and crazy adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: /wowcg/ World of Craftmine SMP

Clips, Craftmine, Gaming, Gaming Community, Minecraft, online gaming, Salvdali, smp, streamable, twitch, Twitch Clips, Twitch clips best moments, twitch clips compilation, twitch clips funny, Twitch clips highlights, twitch highlights, twitch moments, Twitch Stream, twitch videos, video games, world, World of Warcraft, world of warcraft classic, wowcg

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our community is full of wacky characters and wild adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with our custom plugins and mods, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous, chaotic, and downright hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

UncleBlock Minecraft Server

african culture, community pressure, cultural beliefs, cultural norms, disrespectful behavior., family dynamics, family expectations, family traditions, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, generational differences, household responsibilities, intergenerational conflict, Minecraft, Server, serving guests, societal expectations, traditional roles, traditional values, UncleBlock, women’s roles

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you forgetting all about family gatherings and gender roles.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about serving guests or cleaning up after them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. And if anyone dares to ask you for a beer while you’re in the middle of a quest, you can just tell them to go mine their own resources!

Join us now and leave behind the drama of real life. Who needs family gatherings when you can have a blast on our server? Plus, we promise there won’t be any community meetings about your behavior – unless it involves griefing someone’s base, of course. So come on over and let the fun begin!

NoBroNoParty30th

anniversary party, estranged brother, family, family communication, family conflicts, family dynamics, family estrangement, Family Events, family expectations, family loyalty, family pressure, Family Support, family unity, forgiveness, grudges, hurt feelings, NoBroNoParty30th, reconciliation, sibling relationships, standing ground

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Star Shards Collected:	218
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your estranged brother shows up in the game, demanding to borrow virtual money from you. Will you lend it to him and risk getting scammed again? Or will you team up with your friends to take him down in an epic PvP battle?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even your parents might join in on the fun. Will they try to mediate the situation and force you to reconcile with your brother in the game? Or will they be too busy building their own virtual castle to notice the family drama unfolding?

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to settle your differences with your brother in the most unexpected way possible. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

EternaVoid Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Consciousness, deep thoughts, EternaVoid, Eternity, eternity or nothingness, eternity vs nothingness, existential crisis, existential dread, fear, fear of death, fear of eternity, fear of existence, fear of nothingness, fear of the afterlife, fear of the infinite, fear of the unknown, fear of the void, Minecraft, mortality, nothingness, philosophical questions, smp

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3544
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a never-ending maze filled with creepers, zombies, and… llamas wearing top hats? Yep, that’s right, our server is filled with all sorts of crazy surprises that will keep you on your toes (or hooves, if you’re a llama).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players… or maybe even with a dancing Enderman (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most mind-bending, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only thing scarier than being conscious for eternity is missing out on all the fun!

LoveCraftedLlamas

anger management, Angry, BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, Communication, emotions, forgiveness, former love, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, LoveCraftedLlamas, moving on, questions, reconciliation, reddit, Reflection, relationship, Self Discovery

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Buildings Constructed:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of getting ghosted by your former love and left with burning questions? Join our Minecraft server and ask them all the ridiculous questions you want! Want to know why they never returned your diamond pickaxe? Or why they built a secret base with someone else behind your back? Our server is the perfect place to confront your ex-lover in the most hilarious and absurd ways possible. Join now for a chance to get closure and maybe even a laugh or two!

CraftyMillionaire

aged well, Barenaked Ladies, Canadian Band, CraftyMillionaire, Currency, DEVALUATION, economic trends, Economy, Financial, Financial Planning, humor, inflation, Lyrics, million dollars, MONEY, Music, Nostalgia, popular culture, song, wealth, wealth disparity

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3972
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got diamonds raining from the sky like confetti at a party. you wanna know why you should join? well let me tell you, we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. and guess what? they can talk! they’ll tell you jokes that will make you pee your pants (in a good way, of course).

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster made entirely out of gold blocks? yeah, that’s right. you can ride that bad boy while sippin’ on a potion of invisibility.

but wait, there’s more! we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with giant emeralds. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that will make you fly like a majestic unicorn.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most absurdly awesome minecraft adventure of your life!

QuantumCraftingMindz

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blocky builders out there! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their lame quests and basic gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on our server where we are testing the wild theory that quantum processes create conscious experience in Minecraft. That’s right, we’re taking Minecraft to a whole new level of weirdness and wackiness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you start questioning the nature of reality. Or maybe you’re building a castle and you swear you can hear the blocks talking to you. It’s a trip, man.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to meet the elusive Quantum Pig, who is said to possess the power of infinite bacon. Yes, you heard that right. Infinite. Bacon.

So come on down to our server and let’s see if we can unlock the secrets of the universe together. Who knows, you might just come out of it with a new understanding of life, the universe, and everything. Or you might just end up with a bunch of bacon. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

The Gaming crib

Community, Crib, Cross-Play, Gaming, Join, Minecraft, Rewards, Server, smp, Survival, Versions, Vote

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	128
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Emeralds Found:	4972

This is a Survival minecraft smp that is cross-play and available on many minecraft versions come join now and make sure to vote every day because there are rewards for doing that 😉

thegamingcrib.minesmp.me:19132

Surviving with Style: Not-So-Vanilla, Kinda-Hardcore, Slightly New Map, PvP Fun!

admins, Bases, Claims, commands, Discord, Farms, Fun, Hardcore, Ip:, Journey, KindaHardcore, Map, Minecraft, Moderators, NotSoVanilla, Public, PvP, Semi Vanilla, Server, slightly, Space, Style, Survival, Surviving, Trade, Trailer, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4797
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	470	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Details
Server IP	mc.classicsurvival.net
Discord	discord.gg/classicsurvival
Server Type	Semi-Vanilla survival
Features	/tpa, /home commands; no claims or rules against pvp/griefing
Map Size	200,000 blocks across

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What is Classic Survival?

Classic Survival is a semi-vanilla survival server with simple commands, no claims, and no rules against pvp/griefing.

2. When was Classic Survival founded?

Classic Survival was founded in February of 2020.

3. Are there any protections on the server?

Spawn is a protected area for trading, but once outside of spawn, there are no claims.

4. Is there a team to ensure fair play?

Yes, there is a team of moderators and admins to ensure fair play and prevent unfair advantages.

5. When was the server’s map last updated?

The server has reopened with a brand new map since August 2nd 2024.