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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5513 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8303 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 78 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
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