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CraftyChicksMC

Communication, CraftyChicksMC, cultural norms, disrespectful comments, emotional intelligence, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender sensitivity, gender stereotypes, inappropriate language, language impact, microaggressions, offensive remarks, sexism, social awareness, social cues, social interactions, societal expectations, unintentional insults, verbal cues

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	New Chunks Explored:	163709
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being mansplained in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting mansplained is how to build the perfect diamond castle! Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to unlimited virtual blocks to build your dream world. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a feminist icon who only attacks players who disrespect women. So come join us and show those creepers who’s boss!

PalestinianCraft: No State, Just Blocks

blocks, Conflict, decision, Diplomacy, establishment, Government, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, Jordan River, Knesset, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Palestinian state, PalestinianCraft, peace process, Politics, regional stability, resolution, State, territorial dispute, two-state solution, Votes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Magic Items Found:	8301
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	6099	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

So, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. You gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and, like, pigs that can talk. And, get this, the creepers actually give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s, like, a total paradise, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground lair where you can find, like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to scoop them up. And the best part is, there’s a disco party happening down there 24/7. It’s, like, the ultimate rave cave, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent chickens? They wear little top hats and monocles and everything. They’re, like, the masterminds behind the whole operation. You gotta join just to see them in action, trust me.

So, yeah, come join our server and experience the wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

PixelatedBrainiacs

Brain, cognition, EYES, Images, Light, optical illusions, Perception, PixelatedBrainiacs, projectors, sensory organs, Sight, understand, vision, Visual Communication, visual cortex, visual information, visual interpretation, visual perception, visual processing, visual stimuli

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	68238
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	635
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Gods Slained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Join this epic Minecraft server where our eyes are projectors, turning light into images our brain can understand. But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their hooves.

Need a break from mining and crafting? No problem! We have a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races. These little oinkers are faster than you think!

But the real reason you should join our server is for the legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual mountains. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house just waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because adventure awaits on our Minecraft server!

BlockyBallotBrawl

acceptable, allegations, BlockyBallotBrawl, certain groups, Claims, democratic stability, democrats, election fraud, election fraud claims, erode, findings, Heighten, heighten support, political elites, political violence, republicans, Support, support for violence, violence

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6087
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Towns Built:	3

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play some minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy drama-filled world? well, do i have the server for u! join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where election fraud claims are flying left and right and u gotta choose sides to survive. are u a republican ready to fight for what u believe in, even if it means resorting to violence? or are u a democrat trying to keep the peace and save the server from chaos? come join us and see where ur allegiance lies in this insane world of political drama and minecraft madness. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

MidwestMingle Minecraft Server

Behavior, Communication, Cultural differences, DATING, double standards, feminism, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Roles, hostility, midwestern women, MidwestMingle, Minecraft, misconceptions, perceptions, Quality, regional attitudes, relationships, Server, social norms, societal expectations, southern women, Stereotypes

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Enchantments Applied:	239	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1734
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of dealing with hostile midwestern women who seem to hate men but still want to get with them? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from that madness! Our virtual world is filled with friendly and welcoming players who won’t give you any attitude. Plus, our midwestern women NPCs are programmed to actually like men and treat them with respect – what a concept, right? Join us and leave the drama behind, because who needs that kind of craziness in their gaming experience?

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, Butthurt, Chants, developing countries, Europe, European dominance, favela, feeling better, Latin America, Minecraft, miserable lives, Neighborhoods, Poor, POVERTY, Server, singing, socioeconomic issues, south america, South American, TacoCraft, third world, winning

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5787
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of getting butthurt by losing in Minecraft? Join our server and leave those poor South American thirdies in the dust! Our chants will boost your confidence and make you feel like a European champion! Plus, our favela-themed neighborhoods will make you feel right at home as you dominate the competition. Come join the winning team and leave those butthurt losers behind!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

biggest regret, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, living with regret, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, reflecting on regrets, regret, RegretCraft, self-forgiveness, Server, should have done differently, what if, wish I could go back

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Animals Bred:	120	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, you should! Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t handle the heat. We’ve got diamond ore blocks raining from the sky, pigs that can fly, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. Don’t miss out on the chance to build a house made entirely out of cake or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens. Join now and say goodbye to regrets, unless your regret is not joining our server earlier, in which case, you’re still screwed.

CocaineCraft: The Million Dollar Delivery

cocaine, CocaineCraft, consequences, crime, Dangerous, Delivery, Dilemma, Dollar, drug trafficking, Drugs, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, mail, MILLION, MONEY, Narcotics, Police, Risky, suspicious, temptation, undercover, unexpected, windfall

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the craziest things happen, like receiving $1,000,000 worth of cocaine in the mail! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground drug ring or discover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for creepers – and DEA agents!

CarHouseCraft

car size, CarHouseCraft, creative thinking, Dimensions, House, innovative idea, interior design, mind-boggling, new perspective, out of the box, perspective, roof, Size Comparison, space utilization, Surprising, Thought-provoking, Transportation, unconventional concept, unique perspective, vehicle size, vertical cars

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ores Mined:	6260
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT CARS STACKED VERTICALLY INSIDE HOUSES, THEY SO BIG THEY GO THRU DA ROOF! U CAN RACE UR FRIENDS TO DA TOP AND SEE WHO CAN TOUCH DA SKY FIRST! IT’S A WHOLE NEW PERSPECTIVE ON CAR SIZE, U WON’T BELIEVE UR EYES! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE FOR URSELF, IT’S A WILD RIDE!

VapeCrafters: From 1 in 80 to 1 in 10!

2013, 2023, Adults, Behavior, disposable devices, england, Environment, exclusive, Impact, INCREASE, long term, Mainstream, one in 10, one in 80, Report, substantial, trend, Use, vape, VapeCrafters, Vaping

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Items Found:	7105	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Join our epic Minecraft server where we vape our way to victory! We have more adults vaping than ever before, so you know it’s lit! Half of our players exclusively use disposable devices, because who needs sustainability when you can have sick clouds, amirite? Come join the vape nation and help us destroy the environment, one puff at a time! It’s like blowing up creepers, but with way more flavor! See you on the server, bros!