#gamerhumour Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrew Minecraft SMP Madness

10 months, an hero, coping strategies, CraftyCrew, Emotional journey, emotional release, feeling depressed, guys, Healing Process, inner peace, Liberating, madness, mental health, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, officially happened, overcoming challenges, personal growth, reaching the end, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	777	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Enchantments Applied:	201
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of feeling like a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a true hero without any of that pesky depression holding you back!

Join our server and embark on epic quests that will make you feel like you’re on top of the world. We have insane stories of players who have conquered mountains, tamed dragons, and even built entire cities out of diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of being a true hero in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even find yourself wanting to an hero without a care in the world!

RespawnRIPBob

accident, coping, death, devastating loss, emotional pain, Funeral, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Illness, life cut short, Loss, Memories, mourning, passing, Remembrance, RespawnRIPBob, Tragedy, tragic event, unexpected loss, untimely death, young death

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it will literally bring your dead grandma back to life just to play with you! That’s right, we’ve got zombie grandma battles, skeleton dance parties, and creeper confetti explosions! Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – your deceased loved ones will thank you for it!

CraftyMusk’sCourtBrazil

Brazil, Brazilian Supreme Court, Censorship, CEO, Country, court order., CraftyMusksCourtBrazil, elon musk, free speech, internet regulation, judge, judicial intervention, legal action, legal representative, online platform, OPERATIONs, social media, Suspend, suspension, threat, twitter

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1623

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are like, the rulers of their own universe? it’s like, so lit that even a brazilian supreme court judge is threatening to suspend twitter, i mean X, unless elon musk names a new legal rep for the site in brazil. like, that’s some next level drama, amirite?

anyway, back to the server. you can build your own empire, battle dragons, and even ride unicorns into battle. like, who wouldn’t want to do that? plus, there’s a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s, like, totes epic.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who can speak in emojis? yeah, they’re like, the coolest admins ever. they’ll help you out with anything you need, as long as you bring them buckets of fish.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join the most insane minecraft server ever and become the ruler of your own universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. dolphins honor! 🐬🦄🕺

GirlCleaner Minecraft Server

after event cleaning, after guests leave, after party cleanup, Chores, cleaning, cleaning up, cleanliness, domestic duties, GirlCleaner, Girls, house cleaning, household chores, Housekeeping, keeping things tidy, maid service, maintaining cleanliness, Minecraft, picking up after others, post-party mess, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, tidying the house, tidying up

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	5337
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is run by a group of mischievous girls who are always causing trouble and leaving a mess behind. But hey, who needs a clean server when you can have non-stop entertainment?

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant pink fluffy unicorns and evil llamas, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build a Potato Castle” competition. And don’t worry about cleaning up after yourself, because who cleans up after these girls anyway?

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden diamond throne, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server and get to make all the rules (as long as they’re ridiculous).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the chaos, the laughs, and the never-ending fun!

IslandSuccess200 Minecraft SMP

bilingualism, cultural diversity, Cultural preservation, education, free society, future predictions, global communication, Island success, IslandSuccess200, language acquisition, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic abilities, Long-term goals, Minecraft, smp, Taiwanese Mandarin

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5890
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2144	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magic Items Found:	5450
Meteorites Collected:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Join us on this crazy island where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

But that’s not all – in 200 years, this island will be the most successful and free place in the world. And if you haven’t learned Taiwanese Mandarin yet, well, you better start practicing because that’s the only language we speak here.

So come join us for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little bit of diamond rain. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of this island in 200 years!

VacayVibesWithMyMini

anxiety, Boundaries, Emotional Abuse, emotional maturity, family dynamics, family vacation, Great Smoky Mountains, headlice, healing, make up vacation, narcissist, panic attacks, road trip, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, sibling dynamics, single mom, toxic family, toxic relationships, VacayVibesWithMyMini

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1615
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Villages Defended:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your toxic family drama? Look no further! Our server is like a king suite on the penthouse floor in the Great Smoky Mountains – just you and your kid, lice-free guaranteed!

Join us for a Healed Girl Summer and leave behind the emotional basket case vibes of your past. Our server is the perfect place to set boundaries and handle your shit, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

Don’t be like the sibling who toughed it out for mom – be the hero of your own adventure on our server. And if your siblings get mad at you for choosing self-care over family drama, just remember – diamonds are a girl’s best friend, not toxic relationships.

Blocktopia: Witness the Epicness!

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Adventure, aspirations, before I die, blocktopia, bucket list, dream come true, dreams, epicness, experiences, goals, life goals, Long-term goals, Milestones, must see, once in a lifetime, things to do, things to see, travel, ultimate experiences, unforgettable moments, Witness

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Towns Built:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Mines Excavated:	4059

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, diamond-encrusted llamas, and a secret underground society of zombie villagers who throw epic dance parties every night. Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering? So come on down and join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyGeneralUS

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army to challenge the chinese army general in a battle to the death. top US official will be there to cheer u on and maybe even join in the fight. who will come out on top? find out on our server, where anything can happen and the stakes are high. join now for a chance to make history and maybe even start world war 3 (just kidding… or are we?)

CrustCraft: ZirconZest

Ancient Zircons, Continental Crust, Continental Formation, Crustal Evolution, CrustCraft, Early Earth, Earth science, Earth’s First Continents, earth’s history, Geochemistry, Geological processes, geology, Magmatic Activity, mineralogy, Oxidizing, Petrology, plate tectonics, Tectonic Processes, Thickened Crust, Wet Magmatic Signatures, Zircon Analysis, ZirconZest

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7442
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU LIKE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND WILD STORIES? THEN COME JOIN OUR SERVER! WE GOT OXIDIZING AND WET MAGMATIC SIGNATURES GALORE!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE DIGGING AWAY IN A MINE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, WHEN SUDDENLY YOU UNEARTH ANCIENT ZIRCONS! AND GUESS WHAT? THEY SUGGEST EARTH’S FIRST CONTINENTS FORMED FROM THICKENED CRUST, NOT EARLY PLATE TECTONICS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A WORLD WHERE THE CRAZIEST THINGS HAPPEN! BUILD YOUR OWN CONTINENT MADE OF THICKENED CRUST! FIGHT OFF MAGMATIC MONSTERS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

PolyCraft, where mining gets crafty and greylisitng is a real art form! Welcome to the fun!

application, art, Chat, chest previews, Crafty, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, form, Fun, gotospawn, Graves, greylisitng, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, master stonecutter recipes, Mining, More Food data pack, Polycraft, qraftys, real, server ip, shulker previews, smp, structure packs, Treefeller, Waystone

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	49

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature
Map Start Date	6/26/2024
Features	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, Structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, and more
Application Link	Apply Here
Server IP	Polycraft.mcserver.us

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

You must fill out an application form and get greylisted before joining. The application link is provided above.

2. What are the server features?

The server offers various features such as Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, and more. These features are activated on the map with no expiration dates.

3. How can I contact the server staff?

You can chat with the server staff via Discord. The Discord link is provided above.