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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

4chan, Calm, comedic portrayals, cultural perceptions, FANTASY, funny, humor, humor in media, internet culture, Minecraft, movies, Philosophical, PixelPunch, race relations, racial stereotypes, Server, Shattered, social media, societal expectations, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, white people

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ores Mined:	6356	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	230	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where white people are so hilariously unpredictable that you’ll never know what to expect next! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and unexpected twists.

Our server is like a 4chan meme come to life, where white people break all stereotypes and show their true colors in the most outrageous ways possible. From building giant statues of cheese to organizing dance parties with llamas, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why join our server? Because watching white people be anything but calm and philosophical will have you laughing so hard you won’t be able to stand it! Come join the fun and see just how funny white people can be in the world of Minecraft.

MovieStealer Minecraft SMP

big impact, breakout performance, breakout star, memorable character, Minecraft, Minimal character, movie character, MovieStealer, overshadowing lead, scene stealer, scene stealer tag, scene stealing performance, show stealing performance, small role, smp, standout moment, steals the movie, supporting character, supporting role, underdog actor, underrated actor, unexpected standout

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the minimal character steals the show! Forget about building epic structures or conquering dungeons, the real MVP here is the character with the least amount of pixels. Join us for a chance to witness the most absurd and hilarious moments as the underdog takes the spotlight in every situation.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathered tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes at the bottom of the ocean guarded by a squad of rebellious dolphins. Will you dare to embark on this ridiculous quest and claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Redstone Retreat Minecraft Server

adult trip, aita, anniversary trip, bahamas, Communication, Conflict Resolution, couple trip, Empathy, family trip, healthy sex life, Intimacy, Kids, Marriage, Minecraft, Period, quality time, Redstone, relationship, Retreat, Server, Understanding, vacation, vacation memories, vacation sex

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6026
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	3275
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all things anniversary trips and vacation sex! Join us for a wild adventure filled with quality time, romantic getaways, and maybe even some in-game vacation sex (if that’s your thing)! Our community is all about making memories and having a blast, so come on over and let’s make some outrageous stories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate on our server! So why wait? Join now and let the fun begin!

ElderlyCareDogDilemma

caregiving, college, difficult decision, dog, elderly care, ElderlyCareDogDilemma, family, great grandma, health issues, last option, long distance, Moving, nonnegotiable, nursing home, pet owner, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, safety blanket, socializing, stress, Support

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Picture this: you’re about to embark on a journey to take care of your great grandma who has memory issues, but suddenly she changes her mind because she doesn’t like fur! What a plot twist, right? But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible – even talking animals who can convince your great grandma to change her mind again!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a server where the drama never ends and the laughs never stop. Who knows, maybe your dog will become the hero of the story and save the day in the most unexpected way possible. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

LottoLoserMC SMP

bad investments, BANKRUPTCY, extravagant purchases, Financial Advice, financial downfall, Financial Planning, financial ruin, Greed, irresponsible spending, lavish lifestyle, losing it all, lottery curse, LottoLoserMC, money mismanagement, poor decisions, reckless behavior, smp, squandering wealth, sudden riches, sudden wealth syndrome, wealth mismanagement, winning the lottery

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7899
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret lottery system where every time you win, you have to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And the best part? If you don’t do it within 24 hours, a horde of angry chickens will invade your base and peck you to death!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that if you find a rare item like a dragon egg, you have to carry it around with you at all times like a pet. And if you ever lose it, a group of creepers will spawn and follow you around until you find it again.

And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can blow up the most of their own base in the most creative way possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of obsidian, but the losers have to spend a week living in a house made entirely out of lava blocks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember, winning the lottery in real life might be great, but winning it in our SMP is a whole different story.

WishCraft: Choose Wisely!

chance, choose, consequences, Decision making, desire, Dilemma, dream, FANTASY, fate, hypothetical, imagination, MAGICAL, opportunity, Risk, uncertainty, unknown, what if, Wisely, wish, wish fulfillment, wish granting, WishCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	294	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true…sort of! Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable outcomes and hilarious mishaps.

Ever wanted to fly like a bird in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you might just sprout wings…or turn into a chicken instead!

Think you can outsmart the Ender Dragon? Good luck, because on our server, it might just challenge you to a dance-off instead.

And who knows, maybe that wish for unlimited diamonds will come true…but they might just turn out to be made of cheese instead.

So come on down to our server and make a wish, but be prepared for the unexpected. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Ukraine vs Russia Minecraft Server

Minecraft, russia, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dimension Hops:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Animals Bred:	92

hey u, yes u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is crazier than a llama on roller skates! we got more explosions than a creeper convention and more drama than a soap opera in the nether!

join us and witness the epic battle between russia and ukraine as they fight for control of the server! watch as the death toll rises and the chaos ensues! will russia be able to fend off the incursion from ukraine? or will the tables turn and ukraine come out on top?

but wait, that’s not all! we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are planning a rebellion against the oppressive iron golems! will they succeed in overthrowing their robot overlords? only time will tell!

so what are u waiting for? join us now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen! trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

CraftyPutin’sBorderPranks

accusations, aggression, annexation, border incursion, Conflict, CraftyPutinsBorderPranks, Crimea, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, political tensions, provocation, putin, Putin vs Ukraine, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, VIOLATION

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Emeralds Found:	5605	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

so, like, u know how putin is always, like, causing drama and stuff? well, he’s at it again, accusing ukraine of, like, doing some crazy border incursion. but, like, don’t worry about all that political nonsense, come join our minecraft server instead!

we have, like, the craziest adventures waiting for u! imagine building a giant statue of putin out of diamonds, or, like, starting a chicken rebellion against the evil sheep overlords. the possibilities are endless!

plus, we have the most epic pvp battles that will make u feel like a warrior in the middle of a battlefield. and, like, if u ever get bored, just jump into our lava parkour challenge and see if u can make it to the end without burning to a crisp.

so, forget about putin and his accusations, come join our minecraft server and let the fun begin! trust us, u won’t regret it!

CO2Craft: From School to House

building sustainability, carbon capture technology, carbon dioxide utilization, carbon footprint reduction, carbon-neutral building materials, climate change mitigation, CO2 sequestration, CO2Craft, concrete recycling, construction innovation, eco-friendly building, environmental impact reduction, green building materials, green building solutions, green construction practices, House, innovative construction, recycled concrete blocks, Recycled materials, School, sustainable architecture, sustainable construction, Sustainable development

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1523
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Emeralds Found:	4766	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchantments Applied:	218

so, like, u know how buildings are made from concrete n stuff, right? well, this server is like, totally different, man. we take old concrete from a school that got wrecked and mix it with CO2 from the air to make new blocks. like, how cool is that? u can literally build a house with blocks that used to be part of a school. it’s like, recycling on a whole new level, dude. join our server and be part of the eco-friendly revolution in Minecraft. plus, who wouldn’t want to say their house was built from old school concrete? it’s like, a conversation starter for sure. come on, join us and let’s build some crazy cool stuff together!

MineCraftyGig – Minecraft Server

character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Event, genshin impact, Ignition Teaser, Kaveh, Key of Khaj-Nisut, Kirara, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Natlan Preview Teaser, Navia, NILOU, Ningguang, perfumery, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Verdict, Web Event

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8937
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than the flames of Ignition? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make Diluc jealous! Join us and experience crazy events like “Outside the Canvas, Inside the Lens: Dew-Kissed Chapter” where you’ll be taking selfies with the Hilichurls.

But wait, there’s more! Our character banners are stacked with Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, and Kirara – they’re ready to party with you in the pixelated world. And don’t forget about our weapon banner featuring the Verdict Claymore and the Key of Khaj-Nisut Sword – perfect for slaying Endermen and Creepers.

Oh, and did we mention our daily check-in rewards are as permanent as Steve’s blocky head? Plus, we have redeemable codes that will make you swim in Primogems like a dolphin in the ocean. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s mine, build, and have a blast together!