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Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Meteorites Collected:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2946	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Mines Excavated:	1250
Votes:	5157	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

BlockyGrinCraft

Amused, beam, blissful, BlockyGrinCraft, brighten my day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, delighted, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Grin, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, joy, Laughter, pleased, positivity, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3993	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Votes:	242	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Star Shards Collected:	296
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!