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Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3215
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Star Shards Collected:	107
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Farms Harvested:	411	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2677	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4512
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.

CraftyRedditors Minecraft Madness

ANNOY, ANNOYING, AskReddit, Community, CraftyRedditors, discussion, Friend, funny, humor, internet, madness, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, online forums, Pet Peeves, questions, reddit, reddit community, reddit users, shitposts, social media, trolling

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Crops Grown:	8577	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Gods Slained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the shitposts are so outrageous they’ll make you question reality itself. Our community is full of memelords who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling derpy creepers who can’t seem to walk straight, or if you want to build a house made entirely of memes. Our server is the only place where you can ride a llama wearing sunglasses into battle against a dabbing Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite memes, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn any block into a dancing meme. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

HomerlessCraft

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1836	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of ALIENS who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are here to guide you on your journey to greatness. – We have a secret underground base filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD that you can only access if you defeat the DRAGON in a dance-off. – Our community is made up of WIZARDS, UNICORNS, and even a few LEPRECHAUNS who are always down for a good time. – Every month, we host a PIG RACING competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of ENCHANTED GOLDEN APPLES. – And last but not least, our server is powered by MAGIC and FAIRY DUST, making it the most ENCHANTING place to play Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky McPhenotype

biology, blocky, Dna, Genealogy, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic counseling, genetic disorders, genetic engineering, genetic expression, genetic information, genetic markers, genetic mutation, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, McPhenotype, phenotype, research, Science

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6350	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most phenomenal way possible!

Join our server and experience a whole new level of craziness. Want to ride a pig while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? Done. How about building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Easy peasy. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom skins and textures that will make your character look like a celebrity on the red carpet. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop.

So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. It’s all possible on our server!

PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	74	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Emeralds Found:	7612
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Star Shards Collected:	235

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mike’s Blocky Bastion

adoption, Bastion, BLACK SON, Blackmail, blocky, creepy, disappeared, FIRED, Gay, glowies, high-profile, Mike Johnson, Mikes, MONEY, Mysterious, newlyweds, Secrets, Speaker Faggot, teenager, trauma response, Ukraine, us border, Weirdo

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8283
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1231
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as a creepy, gay weirdo and his adopted black son? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Speaker Faggot would be shook!

Join us and adopt a huge, muscular black teenager as your Minecraft buddy! Just like Mike Johnson and his wife did when they were newlyweds (even though Johnson was barely older than the “youth” – scandalous!). Who knows, maybe your black son will mysteriously disappear for years too, adding that extra layer of drama to your Minecraft experience.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so top-secret, glowies might just blackmail you into giving Ukraine all your diamonds and leaving the US border defenseless. It’s a risk worth taking for the thrill of it all!

So come on down and join us, where the secrets are as dark as Mike Johnson’s past and the adventures are as insane as Speaker Faggot’s monster secrets. You won’t regret it (unless you get fired from being Speaker, of course)!

Bootylicious Babes and Blocks

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	1732	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Farms Harvested:	930	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the heavy boots are made for licking and also just very hot! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so hot that even the heavy boots are sweating! – We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle giant slimes with superpowers! – The trees in our server drop diamonds instead of leaves because why not? – Our server is guarded by a group of ninja chickens who will protect you at all costs! – If you manage to find the hidden treasure chest, you will be granted with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!