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CreeperCustodian

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9099
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	5530	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	297
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Have you ever tried being a creeper therapist? Yeah, imagine trying to calm down those explosive personalities all day long. But hey, at least on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few unexpected explosions (but don’t worry, they’re just for fun)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave those creeper therapy sessions behind!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Join our Minecraft server and become one of Jehovah’s Witnesses! Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a cult… I mean, family. We have weekly meetings where we gather around the virtual campfire and discuss the holy scriptures of Notch. And don’t worry, if you ever run into trouble, our moderators are like guardian angels, ready to swoop in and banish any griefers to the Nether realm. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of block-building together!

BrotherlyLMAO Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Yes, you heard that right – a cake house! And guess what? The creepers couldn’t resist the sweet temptation and ended up blowing it all to smithereens! But don’t worry, we have a team of expert builders who can help you rebuild your cake house (or any other crazy creation) in no time.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Enderman”? Rumor has it that if you find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he’ll drop a diamond block as a prize. But be warned, his moves are out of this world!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. And remember, if someone asks you who this guy is, just say “he’s over with me brother” – it’s our secret code for a good time!

BoysTripMC Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of guy time! Just like this dude who is risking his marriage for a board game trip, we know how vital it is to have some bro time in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your dream home, just like this guy and his wife! Who needs a moving company when you have the power of blocks and creativity at your fingertips?

Don’t worry about leaving your wife hanging, we’ve got plenty of players who will help her move in while you’re off on your adventures. Plus, who needs curtains and TVs when you can have epic battles and build insane structures in Minecraft?

So come join us and escape the real world drama for some good old-fashioned fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some new friends to join you on your next board game trip!

HusbandWifeUncomfortableCraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Farms Harvested:	990	Dimension Hops:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your husband’s aunt questioning your baby’s paternity? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the same level of drama and chaos in-game.

Just like how his aunt couldn’t resist stirring the pot at your family BBQ, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning the lineage of your fellow players’ pixelated pets!

With more crickets than a summer night in the countryside, our server promises awkward silences and uncomfortable moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. But hey, isn’t that what Minecraft is all about?

So come join us and see if you can handle the heat of the virtual BBQ, where innocent comments can quickly turn into heated debates. Who needs family drama when you have our server to keep you on your toes?

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Star Shards Collected:	57
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

If you join our Minecraft server, you’ll instantly gain the skill of being able to build a mansion out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes! Imagine the envy of all your friends as you casually stroll through your blinged-out crib. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will also give you the ability to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against creepers and zombies. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

HateCrafters

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	19
Falling into the Void:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	450
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Enchantments Applied:	252
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got lava pits in every corner, creepers that explode on sight, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, but who’s counting?).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for photobombing your screenshots and stealing your diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the zombie apocalypse that happens every Tuesday at 3 PM sharp.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and the occasional accidental death by falling into a pit of lava, then come join us on our server. Just remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor).

FerroptosisCraft

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can explore the wild world of ferroptosis in epilepsy!!! u can mine for iron while dodging crazy seizures and battling evil brain waves!!! build your own fortress to protect against the ferroptosis monsters and show off your epic loot to all the other players!!! join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lightning bolts and a pet zombie pigman that farts rainbows!!! let’s goooooooo!!!!

JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Votes:	4731	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.