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  • HIMARS Havoc: Russian Rage

    HIMARS Havoc: Russian Rage
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 904
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 170 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 15
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

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    come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a russian milblogger blaming incompetence for ukrainian HIMARS strike that destroyed russian battalion! build ur own battalion and defend against crazy attacks from other players! create alliances with ukrainian players and launch epic battles that will go down in history! who will come out on top in this wild world of military madness?! join now and find out!

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  • DreamPhoneCraft

    DreamPhoneCraft
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 649
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 6438
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    u ever dream of minecraft? well now u can play it on ur phone!! join our server for the most epic adventures and battles u will ever experience. we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

    our server is so lit that even ur dreams will be jealous. imagine building a castle made entirely of diamonds while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. that’s just a typical tuesday on our server.

    if u join now, u will also get a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of marshmallows. plus, every time u mine a block, a chorus of singing pandas will serenade u.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and make all ur wildest dreams come true. who needs reality when u have minecraft?

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  • Turtle’s Slow Jam: A Creative Server for Old Folks who Like Building Stuff

    Turtle’s Slow Jam: A Creative Server for Old Folks who Like Building Stuff
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 8766
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

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    Turtle’s Crossing Minecraft Server

    Turtle’s Crossing is a plotless freebuild Java creative server on 1.21 large biomes world generation.

    We welcome all kinds of builders, and look to create a community where members can relax and enjoy building without having to worry about complex tiers or thematic restrictions.

    Seeing how many creative servers have been damaged by careless leadership, we will do everything in our power to prevent that here.

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Can I join the server? Yes, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
    Are there any building restrictions? No, there are no complex tiers or thematic restrictions on building.
    How can I join the community? You can visit the server website and follow the instructions to join.
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in a ban.

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  • TexarkanaCraft Minecraft Server

    TexarkanaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 5584
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Crops Grown: 9301
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 8507
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you crave epic victories in the Texarkana area? Look no further, because our server is the key to your success! Join us and become a Minecraft legend in no time. Rumor has it that players who join our server instantly gain superpowers and become invincible in battle. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always willing to help a hard-up brother out. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start dominating the Texarkana area like never before!

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  • MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP

    MortgageMadness Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 3229
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Elemental Crystals Collected: 79
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Crops Grown: 6094
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Votes: 3150

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old stonks and want to spice up your financial portfolio? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can buy out your family’s equity on a house for a mere $40k and get a 5% mortgage deal on a $280k sale price! But wait, there’s more!

    Not only will you have a renter upstairs already, but you can also build an ADU for just $50-60k and rent it out for even more cash flow! With your mortgage completely covered, you can live rent-free and laugh in the face of those boring old stonks.

    And if that’s not enough, worst case scenario, you can always flip the house for a profit! So come join our Minecraft SMP and make some outrageous real estate deals that will have everyone talking!

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  • CringeCraft: The Server

    CringeCraft: The Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 8388
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Emeralds Found: 2533
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 82 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever watched a movie so bad that it was actually good? Well, imagine that but in Minecraft server form! Our server is like the “Sharknado” of Minecraft servers – so ridiculous and over-the-top that you can’t help but love it. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave this wacky world of wonder and chaos. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • HorizonCraft SMP

    HorizonCraft SMP
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 5904
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    This is a fun and simple new SMP server. This server is new so there is a big chance you will become the richest player. At the moment we are also looking for staff so feel free to dm me on discord

    horizoncraft.mc.gg:25606

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  • Welcome to the Murk PvP server where everything is a mess! Join our chaotic small community for PvP, skills, jobs, quests, and fun!

    Welcome to the Murk PvP server where everything is a mess! Join our chaotic small community for PvP, skills, jobs, quests, and fun!
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 9175
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server IP murkpvp.sparked.network
    BEDROCK IP 103.152.196.66
    BEDROCK PORT 19132

    About the Server:

    This server is old school factions with a good group of people. Spawners can be stacked and upgraded, player-based auctions and economy, combat pets to collect, and more. No pay to win, proximity voice chat enabled, and no lag for Oceanic players.

    Starting Kit:

    All players start with an iron kit and a custom item. Teleport within the survival world and start playing!

    Notes:

    Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. Old combat system, no pay to win. Enjoy a fresh server with a growing player base.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join the server? Copy the server IP into your Minecraft client or use the BEDROCK IP and PORT for Bedrock edition.
    Is there a protection system on the server? Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken.
    Are there any pay-to-win features? No, the server is not pay-to-win.
    Are moderators and admins needed? Yes, the server owner is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience in handling plugins. Contact them on Discord for more information.
    What are some of the plugins on the server? The server uses plugins such as MCMMO, Mob Arena, Quests, and Eco Pets. These plugins enhance gameplay and provide various features for players.

    If you have any more questions, feel free to reach out to the server owner through Discord.

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  • CraftyISR Minecraft Server

    CraftyISR Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 5481
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Epic Shields Constructed: 19 Infernal Machines Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a special “Shabbat Edition” where every Friday night, all players must stop mining and building to celebrate Shabbat together. We’ll have virtual challah and grape juice for everyone!

    2. Our server is guarded by a team of fierce Minecraft chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. They may look cute, but trust me, they mean business.

    3. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away to some sick beats while surrounded by glowing redstone.

    4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

    So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft!

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  • Minecraft SMP: FunkoPopsForWeebs

    Minecraft SMP: FunkoPopsForWeebs
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 7226
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9641 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Buildings Constructed: 25
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Alien Abductions: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner weeb? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Funko Pop collection for weebs – colorful, quirky, and totally addictive!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can battle giant anime monsters, build kawaii castles, and mine for rare waifu ores. Plus, our community is full of fellow weebs who will shower you with virtual hugs and anime memes.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a famous manga artist who will grant you special powers if you can find their hidden art studio. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret hot spring where all your Minecraft dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the weeby fun begin!

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