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Blocky Wisdom

advice, blocky, enduring advice, enduring wisdom, guiding principles, impactful sayings, impactful words, inspirational phrases, inspirational quotes, lasting impressions, life advice, life lessons, life mantras, meaningful quotes, memorable quotes, memorable sayings, personal motto, Saying, wisdom, wise words, words of wisdom, words to live by

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life, where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a VIP pass to get in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers world? It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions and less Oompa Loompas.

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BlockWars: No More Deals

arms control, arms trade, blockwars, Conflict Resolution, Deals, defense industry, diplomatic tensions, european politics, foreign policy, global security, international relations, military alliances, military contracts, political decisions, Russian arms deals, Serbia, Serbia cancels deals, Serbia-Russia relations, trade agreements, ukraine war, Western sanctions

yo, so this server is like the wild west of Minecraft, but with a twist! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the world. join us if you want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens. plus, we have a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. come join the madness, it’s gonna be epic!

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Medieval Unlimited

Achievements, armor, Building Competitions, Custom Map, Economy, Events, Furniture, Immersive, Lore, Medieval, mobs, Quests, Realism, Religion, Sandbox, smp, Steeds, Survival, trebuchets, Unlimited, Upgrades, War, weapons

Medieval Unlimited Minecraft Server

Server IP	medievalunlimited.online
Discord	https://discord.gg/2B9gtTZkGr

Medieval Unlimited strives to create a highly immersive and realistic themed medieval sandbox with a complete overhaul to almost every aspect of vanilla Minecraft and a true challenge for even the most seasoned players.

Key Features of Medieval Unlimited:

Create your own Kingdom with countless upgrades and features.
Wage war on the weekends against your many enemies.
Siege your foes with REAL aimable, loadable, shootable, fully animated Trebuchets.
Explore our seemingly endless custom map with 20km of playable area and 55+ handcrafted biomes.
Build with 500+ new blocks including custom furniture and decorations.
Devote yourself to a religion, make offerings, complete rituals, and partake in grand holy wars.
Survive uniquely realistic survival mechanics like food spoilage and preservation, stamina, thirst, and more.
Spill blood with over 150 new custom weapons, including throwing weapons!
Decorate you and your armies with countless new armor sets, helmets, hats, clothing, and heraldry.
Choose your path and make your own lore – a true medieval sandbox.
Fight realistic enemy mobs like Cannibals, Bandits, Raiders, and dangerous wild animals!
Work together or against the server to complete unique community quests.
Hunt wild animals with a Red Dead Redemption inspired hunting system including tiered pelts and special animal drops.
Enjoy our item based economy with no pay to win and no loot crates!
Challenge yourself to complete a fully fleshed out Achievements system.
Fight or hide in random events like Night Raids and Kingdom Outposts.
Create your own shops to sell your items or services.
Compete against other Kingdoms in themed building competitions for grand rewards.
Mount your steed with a fully functioning stable mechanic including customizable and upgradable horses, mules, and donkeys.
Battle in ranked duels against other players and become the best fighter on the server!
Care for completely overhauled and unique-to-this server livestock – tame, breed, harvest, feed our accurately modelled, gendered, and personable animals!
and MUCH more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the server IP and Discord?	The server IP is medievalunlimited.online and the Discord server can be joined at https://discord.gg/2B9gtTZkGr.
What are some key features of Medieval Unlimited?	Some key features include creating your own Kingdom, waging war on weekends, siege mechanics with Trebuchets, exploring a custom map, and more.
Is there a focus on realism in the gameplay?	Yes, the server aims to provide a highly immersive and realistic medieval sandbox experience.

Realm of Belief 1.20

BELIEF, BETRAYAL, blackpill, Communication, crying, emotions, Gender Roles, healthy emotions, love, mental health, personal growth, Realm, relationship, self worth, self-care, Self-expression, Stereotypes, Support, toxic relationships, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of crying in front of your woman and having her leave you? Well, fear no more because on this Minecraft server, we embrace your tears! Join us and let it all out in a safe and loving environment where your emotions are celebrated, not shamed.

We understand that sometimes you just need to build a blocky fortress and cry your heart out, and that’s okay! Our community of players will support you through it all, just like a loving partner should. So come on over and let’s build a world where tears are just another block in the game.

Don’t waste your time with servers that don’t appreciate your emotional side. Join us and let’s create a world where crying is not only allowed but encouraged! Let’s build a blocky paradise where feelings are embraced and blackpill stuff is left at the door. See you there!

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XboxBroShow

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family time, fortnite, Gaming, little brother, Minecraft, playing together, quality time, screen time, sharing, sibling dynamics, Siblings, siblings bonding, Snowed in, Split-Screen, video games, Xbox, XboxBroShow

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with your siblings? Do you want a server where you can reign supreme without any interruptions? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and say goodbye to sharing screens with your annoying siblings. No more bugging them to play or feeling guilty for taking over the Xbox. On our server, it’s all about YOU and YOUR gaming experience.

Imagine a world where you can build and explore without anyone nagging you to let them play. It’s like having your own personal Minecraft paradise, where you can truly be the master of your domain.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom and joy of gaming without any pesky siblings getting in your way. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to go back to sharing a screen again!

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SanctionCraft: Japan vs Russia

banned entities, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, evade bans, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, government actions, International cooperation, international relations, Japan, Nations, political tensions, russia, SanctionCraft, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, trade restrictions

come join our epic minecraft server where we slap new sanctions on players who try to evade bans like russia evading sanctions from japan. we don’t mess around with rule breakers, we slap them with sanctions like a boss. join us if you want to experience the thrill of international diplomacy in a blocky world. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plot world domination with our pet creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show those rule breakers who’s boss.

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WormBusters Tablet: Albendazole & Ivermectin

Albendazole, combination therapy, control, deworming, drug efficacy, ELIMINATION, global health, helminthiasis, infectious diseases, intestinal worms, Ivermectin, medical breakthrough, Parasitic Infections, public health, research, Safety, soil-transmitted helminths, tablet, Treatment, WormBusters

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server where u can battle intestinal worms with a new tablet!!! like wut??? this tablet is like a super hero for ur gut, combining albendazole and ivermectin to kick those worms to the curb. it’s safer and more effective than just albendazole alone, so u know it’s legit. join now and let’s rid the world of those pesky soil-transmitted helminths together! cuz who needs worms when u can have diamonds in minecraft, amirite?? #wormwarriors #minecraftmadness

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Altitude Community

Altitude, Community, Contact, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, Events, Expansions, Features, Friends, Map, Network, Older players, Player Shops, Relax, Server, smp, Survival, Teleportation, Towns, Website
Altitude Minecraft Server

IP play.alttd.com

Website alttd.com

Rules alttd.com/rules

Discord discord.gg/TGqpzCJ

Blog/News https://alttd.com/blog/

Overview

Altitude is a community-centered survival network. We’re one of those servers you come to call “home”. We are your place to get together with friends and relax. Survival is our focus, with a few features suggested by the community to make things more interesting! We originally opened in 2015 and we’ve started a new world for every major Minecraft release since then, excluding 1.16. Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome!

Features
We also have a huge list of custom features, most of which was suggested by our community, and built in-house https://alttd.com/customfeatures

Come join our community today! play.alttd.com

(If you wish to contact us, please do so through the discord or the website, not this account. Thanks!)

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join Altitude?

A: Altitude is intended for older players, but all are welcome to join!

Q: Does Altitude have any custom features?

A: Yes, Altitude has a wide range of custom features suggested by the community and built in-house. You can check them out here.

Q: How often does Altitude hold server events?

A: Altitude holds monthly server events for the community to participate in.
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Eternal Escape Realm 1.21

Escape, ETERNAL, Realm

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question reality! Pumped with homebrewed drugs and accused of being a rapist? Fart fetish? We’ve got it all! Donate $100,000 for legal fees and watch it disappear faster than you can say “casino in Vegas”. Get a GPS tracker dog collar and become someone’s property in our server! Date a pedophile, support grooming websites, and flirt with minors – it’s all part of the fun! Get kicked out of communist parties, doxx people, and lie your way to the top! Misogyny, rape jokes, and DDOS attacks – we’ve got it all! Deny all responsibility and live peacefully in Rome. How did she do it? Join our server to find out!

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XboxOrKidGoodnight

bedtime routine, co parenting, Communication Issues, compromise, Evening Routine, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, marriage problems, parenting, prioritizing family, quality time, Resentment, setting boundaries, Time management, toddler bedtime, toddler schedule, video games, work-life balance, working parents, XboxOrKidGoodnight

Are you tired of your partner choosing Xbox over helping with bedtime routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Build your dream house, mine for diamonds, and never worry about being left to do the nighttime routine alone again. Plus, we have a special feature where if you don’t log off to say goodnight to your virtual toddler, they’ll throw a virtual tantrum and flood your house with virtual tears. Don’t be the AITA in this story, join our server and game on!

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