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MemoryCraft2077

AI consciousness, AI development, AI ethics, AI memory, AI morality, AI ownership, AI programming, AI rights, Artificial Intelligence, cognitive computing, data privacy, data retention, Digital Ethics, digital rights, Ethical AI, future technology, machine learning, memory retention, MemoryCraft2077, technological ethics, technology ethics

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Towns Built:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server where we have AI’s running around with memories for days! like, you can build a house with your AI buddy and they will remember where you put that one block that one time. it’s like having a virtual best friend who never forgets anything, except maybe where they put their diamond pickaxe. but that’s okay, because they will always remember your birthday and bring you virtual cake. so, like, join now before the ethics committee shuts us down for being too awesome!

MineDrunkNoMore

ABSTINENCE, addiction recovery, alcohol dependence, Alcohol-associated cancers, alcoholism, behavioral health, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, health benefits, health outcomes, health risks, long-term effects, MineDrunkNoMore, Prevention, Recovery, Rehabilitation, risk reduction, Sobriety, substance abuse, Supportive care, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2331
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

So, like, if you join this cray cray Minecraft server, you’ll be, like, 40% less likely to get alcohol-related cancers! How insane is that?! Like, forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, this server is all about keeping you healthy and cancer-free! Plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character invincible and able to fly like a majestic unicorn. So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s like a magical wonderland where you can escape reality and live your best Minecraft life!

Cybercanes Server

Minecraft Adventure Build Explore Survive Plugins Essentials GriefPrevention Dreams Creations Destruction Safety Server World Sandbox Multiplayer Creative Survival Community Fun, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	145
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Join our Minecraft server and get ready for an adventure! The server is a place where you can build, explore, and survive in the vast and amazing world. We have a special twist, we’ve taken extra steps to make sure that your creations are safe from unwanted destruction, so you can focus on building your dream builds.

Plugins:Essentials, GriefPrevention

37.10.120.36:24707

Aluye Middle School

Aluye Middle School, Auramobs, auraskills, back, home, Minecraft, Plugins, Rtp, smp, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Animals Bred:	145
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Looking for a semi-vanilla SMP with plugins like Auraskills, Auramobs, RTP, /back, and /home? Join Aluye SMP!

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Stealing Lives and Breaking Blocks: Lifesteal SMP

AMOUNT, bedrock, blocks, BREAKING, Community, deadly, Discord, fair, Flame, Friendly, Hope, invite, java, june, KIND, LifeSteal, lives, Lore, participants, PvP, rules, see, Small, smp, stealing, Support

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Animals Bred:	72	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3592	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
Lifesteal server with friendly and kind community
Supports Bedrock and Java platforms
Great lore and deadly gameplay
Small amount of fair rules
Server starting date: 28th June

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What platform does the server support?	Both Bedrock and Java platforms are supported.
When is the server starting?	The server will start on 28th June.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	There are a small amount of fair rules in place for everyone’s enjoyment.
How can I join the server?	Make sure to say you were invited by flame and join the Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/NsPWwX8A

Minecraft server: /gig/ – Griefer’s Impact Guild

character banner, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Endless Forms Most Martial, Event, friendlist, furina, Gaming, genshin impact, gig, Griefers, guild, Impact, Maps, Minecraft, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, Third-Party Tools, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9235
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Mines Excavated:	4145
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a cool breeze. Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond gear and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Plus, our server events are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. And don’t even get me started on our daily check-in rewards – you’ll be rolling in emeralds faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server this side of the End Portal. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

CanalCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Amsterdam, Amsterdam canals, bucket list, canal swimming, CanalCraft, Canals, Dutch culture, Europe, European travel, Explore, Minecraft, Netherlands, Off the beaten path, outdoor activities, Server, swim, tourism, travel, unique experiences, urban swimming, Wanderlust, water sports

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of swimming in the canals of Amsterdam without ever leaving your computer chair! Our virtual canals are filled with pixelated tulips, floating bicycles, and even the occasional Minecraft version of Vincent van Gogh. Who needs a plane ticket when you can dive into this Dutch dream world right from your own home? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond windmill, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a pig through a field of cheese wheels. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to explore the virtual wonders of Amsterdam!

WeddingCrasher Minecraft Server

acceptance, aita, anger, Assumptions, Breakup, Communication, Communication Issues, Disregard, exclusion, feelings, Girlfriend, guest list, military friend, Minecraft, plus 1, relationship, serious relationship, Server, social life, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding invitation, WeddingCrasher

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4694
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Ores Mined:	6157

Are you ready for the most epic Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the military!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated battle with your friends when suddenly, a wedding invitation arrives. But wait, there’s no plus one for your girlfriend! Will you accept the invite and risk her wrath? Will she feel disregarded and excluded? Will you have to fight off creepers and zombies while dealing with relationship drama?

Join our server and find out! Who’s wrong here? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll have a blast navigating through military friendships, relationship woes, and Minecraft adventures like never before. Plus, there’s a chance you might even run into a socially awkward friend who doesn’t have social media. What more could you ask for in a Minecraft server? Join now for the ultimate LOLs and unforgettable moments!

Work-SiblingzCraft

Apology, Assumptions, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, coworker, embarrassing situation, friendship, government projects, Guilt, happy hour, healthy relationship, inappropriate, misunderstanding, office, PLATONIC, travel partner, UNCOMFORTABLE, work-husband, work-sister, WorkSiblingzCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find your perfect work-husband or work-sister? Look no further! Join our server and experience the drama and love triangles of office life in blocky form.

Imagine traveling across the state with your work buddy, only to have them declare their love for you in front of the whole office. Will you reciprocate their feelings or awkwardly call them your work-sister to diffuse the situation? The choice is yours on our server!

With hilarious mishaps like forgetting items in your virtual hotel room and showing up sweaty and stinky to virtual breakfast meetings, you’ll never have a dull moment. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your true work-love among the pixelated cubicles.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of office relationships like never before. Who needs HR when you have blocks and pixels to navigate your way through workplace romances?

PeeveCraft Minecraft Server

annoying habits, arrogance, bad manners, biggest pet peeve, constant complaining, dishonesty, disrespectful attitude, ENTITLEMENT, inconsiderate actions, irritating behavior, lack of accountability, lack of consideration, lack of empathy, lack of punctuality, laziness, Minecraft, Negativity, other people, PeeveCraft, poor communication skills, rude behavior, Selfishness, Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	8417
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9427	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of playing on Minecraft servers filled with annoying players who steal your diamonds and grief your builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and unleash your inner troll as we encourage players to prank each other with ridiculous traps and hilarious hoaxes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pet Peeve Arena,” where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using nothing but their biggest pet peeves as weapons. From players who leave floating trees to those who never refill the communal chest, anything goes in this wacky arena of annoyance.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new pet peeve or two along the way.