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Pronoun Palooza – Linking Minds and Blocks

blocks, brain cells, cognition, Communication, concept cells, he, hippocampus, image, Language, linking, Memory, Minds.., name.., neurology, neuroscience, palooza, person, Pronoun, Pronouns, research, Sentence, She, study, Tracking

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Animals Bred:	69	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, we got these brain cells that are, like, super smart and stuff. they track pronouns and link them to the right person in a sentence. it’s like, whoa, mind blown, right?

join this server if you wanna be part of the most epic pronoun tracking adventure ever. we got pronouns flying left and right, up and down. it’s a pronoun party up in here!

imagine being able to say “he” or “she” and having these concept cells be like, “yo, i gotchu fam, i know who you talkin’ bout.” it’s like having a personal pronoun tracker in your brain, but in minecraft form.

so, come join us on this wild ride of pronoun tracking madness. you won’t regret it, trust me. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

🌳 TREE SMP 🌳 [Vanilla] {SMP} {Semi-Madness} {1.21.1}

1.21.1, Active players, Adventure, Bedrock break, Carpet Duping, Discord, end fight, gamemode, Griefing, Ip:, map size, Minecraft, Netheroof, new, PvP, Render Distance, semi anarchy, SemiMadness, Server, smp, Tnt, Tree, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1511
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Tree SMP Minecraft Server

Tree SMP has been open for a week and we will be having the end fight this upcoming Saturday, October 5th (More details on our discord). Come join us for the fun! We are looking for more active players and hoping you can join us on our Minecraft adventure.

IP: TreeSMP.mc.gg | Discord: https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS

Map size	Border at 6 Million (3 mil each way)
Render Distance	10 Chunks
Gamemode	Hard
Griefing/PvP	Enabled
TnT/Carpet duping	Enabled
Netheroof	Enabled
Bedrock break	Enabled

We’re a small Minecraft community that is restarting after the end of True SMP.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join Tree SMP, simply use the IP TreeSMP.mc.gg in your Minecraft client.

2. What is the server’s Discord server?

You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/GUmjf7fS for more information and to connect with other players.

3. When is the end fight taking place?

The end fight will be happening on Saturday, October 5th. More details can be found on our Discord server.

4. What are the server rules?

Some of the key rules on Tree SMP include no hacking, respect other players, and no griefing outside of designated areas. More detailed rules can be found in our Discord server.

5. Can I use mods on the server?

We allow certain mods on the server, but it is recommended to check with the server admins or in the Discord server for a list of approved mods.

6. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

If you see a player breaking the rules, please report them to a server admin or moderator either in-game or through our Discord server.

Godot Fork Minecraft Server

Beta Testing, bug fixes, coding, collaboration, Community, Development, Fork, game engine, Godot, long term, Minecraft, ongoing, open source, programming, progress, Project, Server, software, Software Development, Status, Technology, update

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of waiting for Godot? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to wait for anything! Our server is so fast, even Godot himself would be impressed.

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. You’ll never know what to expect around the corner – maybe a unicorn riding a rainbow or a zombie doing the cha-cha.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

My RX 7800 XT Minecraft SMP Warranty Repair – Still Not OP

BROKEN, Computer Hardware, customer satisfaction, customer service, faulty product, gaming equipment, Graphics Card, hardware issue, malfunction, Minecraft, product defect, Repair, repair process, repair service, replacement parts, return policy, RX 7800 XT, smp, tech support, technical support, Troubleshooting, warranty, warranty coverage, warranty repair

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Potions Brewed:	140	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8624
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158

Are you tired of dealing with faulty graphics cards in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where even the most broken RX 7800 XTs work perfectly fine! Our server is so magical, it can even fix hardware issues with just a click of a button. Who needs warranty repairs when you can just hop on our server and game in peace? Join now and experience the wonders of our mystical Minecraft world where GPUs never fail and gamers never cry over broken tech!

XmasBoyfriendNotReady Minecraft Server

adjusting to change, blended families, Christmas stress, coping with change, Divorce, emotional boundaries, emotional processing, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, family dynamics after divorce, family gatherings, Family Support, holiday plans, holiday traditions, mental health, Minecraft, new normal, parental approval, parental relationships, parents dating, personal boundaries, Server, XmasBoyfriendNotReady

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	42
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server instead and escape to a world where the only drama is between creepers and skeletons!

We understand the struggle of navigating post-divorce family dynamics, which is why our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun. No need to worry about your mom’s boyfriend crashing Christmas dinner – on our server, the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally fall into a ravine.

So come join us and build your own virtual family with fellow players who understand the importance of finding your new normal. Plus, who needs awkward family gatherings when you can spend the holidays mining for diamonds and battling zombies?

Don’t be an Enderman hiding in the shadows – join our Minecraft server and let the holiday stress melt away like snow in the Nether!

SisGone4Garden

communication breakdown, domestic disputes, emotional distress, Eviction, family conflict, Family Support, garden dispute, grass vs garden, Home ownership, legal action, living arrangements, marital priorities, neighbor interference, parenting decisions, police involvement, property boundaries, property rights, roommate problems, sibling rivalry, SisGone4Garden, sister drama

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	118	Love Letters Sent:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3845
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Towns Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the ultimate sibling rivalry experience!

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Witness the epic battle between a sister and a wife over a patch of grass! Who knew landscaping could cause so much chaos? Join now to see the drama unfold in real-time.

Experience the thrill of police involvement and neighbor disputes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

MineTime Madness

digital addiction, excessive screen time, highest screen time, madness, minetime, screen addiction, screen time, screen time awareness, screen time balance, screen time boundaries, screen time effects, screen time habits, screen time impact, screen time limits, screen time management, screen time monitoring, screen time recommendations, screen time statistics, screen time tips, screen time tracking, screen time trends, technology use

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8134
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Are you tired of spending hours on end staring at your screen with nothing to show for it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and say goodbye to boring screen time because on our server, you’ll be too busy battling dragons, building epic castles, and riding pigs into the sunset.

Forget about your real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom (just make sure to wear a diaper).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our legendary annual Minecraft marathon, where players compete to see who can survive the longest without blinking. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring screen time forever!

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

#announcement, Army, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, defense forces, Fatalities, ground operation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavoc, idf, International, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, News, SECURITY, Server, soldiers, Terrorism, Tragedy, War

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit AF! Like, we got so much action goin on, even the IDF is talkin about us! 7 soldiers killed by Hezbollah? Pffft, that’s nothin compared to the epic battles we have on the server! Join now and show off ur mad skills, maybe u can take down some virtual baddies too! Let’s goooo!

RefineryRaiders

Conflict, energy resources, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Iranian, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, oil refineries, potential targets, RefineryRaiders, regional conflict, RETALIATION, retaliation options, revenge strikes, SECURITY, strategic strikes, Tensions

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a treat for u! come join our server where we have a secret mission to protect all the oil refineries in iran from those pesky israelis! join us in epic battles where we defend the precious oil with our diamond swords and enchanted armor! who knew protecting oil could be so much fun?! so what r u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the battle for the oil refineries!

Pixel Vessel Quest

Breakthrough, diagnostic imaging, Diagnostics, Healthcare, imaging diagnostics, imaging techniques, imaging technology, innovation, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, medical imaging, Medical research, non-invasive imaging, Photoacoustic tomography, PIXEL, Quest, research, Technology, tomographic imaging, vascular diseases, vascular health, vascular imaging, Vessel

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	144
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	381
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Towns Built:	1

hey u, ya u, ever wanted to see inside ur body without actually cutting urself open? well now u can on our minecraft server! we got this crazy new thing called photoacoustic tomography that lets u see all ur blood vessels and stuff in super high def. it’s like an x-ray but way cooler. imagine being able to look at ur heart and be like “wow, that’s my heart beating right there!” u gotta join our server to experience this mind-blowing technology for urself. plus, u never know what other crazy inventions we might come up with next. so come on, join us and let’s explore the inner workings of ur body together!