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7DaysToBlockParty

10. Make memories, 11. Cherish moments, 12. Live without regrets, 13. Appreciate life, 14. Live intentionally, 15. Countdown to death, 16. Last wishes, 17. Embrace mortality, 18. Live passionately, 19. Make amends, 2. Bucket list, 20. Live with purpose., 3. Time management, 4. Carpe diem, 5. Live fully, 6. Last days, 7. Seize the day, 7DaysToBlockParty, 8. Final moments, 9. End of life, life reflection

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6773
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams in the last 7 days of your life!

Join us for a chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

But beware, time is ticking and you only have 7 days to live, so make the most of it on our server filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life before your time runs out! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and make your last week on Earth the most epic one yet!

MissileCraft Server: Iran2Russia

arms deal, arms race, ballistic missiles, defense industry, defense pact, foreign affairs, geopolitical news, global politics, international relations, iran, Iran2Russia, MIDDLE EAST, military cooperation, military equipment, military hardware, missile defense, missile technology, MissileCraft, russia, security alliance, Server, strategic partnership, weapons trade

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ores Mined:	7936
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like russia? do u like ballistic missiles? well boy do we have the server for u! join us and u can help iran provide russia with ballistic missiles in the coming days! u can be a part of history, u can be a part of the chaos! join now and help us make the world a more explosive place! boom boom pow!

SarawakCraft: No Oil for You!

#sarawak, Asia-Pacific region, cease activities, China, Diplomatic tension, disputed territories, economic interests, energy resources, foreign policy, international relations, Malaysia, maritime activities, news report, Oil, oil-rich waters, political conflict, SarawakCraft, South China Sea, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! like, imagine if china and malaysia were fighting over oil in minecraft, that would be so crazy right? well guess what, that’s exactly what’s happening on this server! u can be part of the epic battle for oil-rich waters off sarawak, it’s like a real-life drama but in minecraft! join now and be a part of the chaos, it’s gonna be so much fun! #minecraftdrama #oilwars #sarawakshowdown

Crafty Pill Popper Server

addiction, antidepressant, climbed, Crafty, deaths, Drugs, Healthcare, medication, mental health, overdose, pharmaceuticals, pill, Popper, prescription drugs, public health, research, Server, side effects, statistics, substance abuse, Suicide risk, two decades, US, warning signs

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where we have antidepressant-linked overdose deaths climbing for two decades! why is this a reason to join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even the drugs can’t handle it!

imagine mining for diamonds while dodging overdose zombies and skeletons high on antidepressants. it’s a thrill like no other! but don’t worry, we have plenty of respawn points so you can keep coming back for more crazy adventures.

join now and experience the wildest minecraft server you’ve ever seen. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have antidepressant mode? come join the fun, if you dare!

What is the IP for Zaryee Minecraft Server?

Airplane, baby, back to school, Beach, Birthday, Birthday Party, black family, bloxburg, Bloxburgfamily, Bloxburgroleplay, camera phone, Church, Family Reunion, Fight, first day of school, free, Gender Reveal, grocery shopping, Halloween, House, house hunting, houseshopping, Hurricane, Minecraft, Moving, Moving Day, newborn, night routine, Phone, Pool day, pool party, Pregnant, roblox, Roleplay, School, Server, sharing, Summer, Target, Toddler, Tornado, Twins, upload, vacation, Video, video phone, Walmart, Zaryee

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ores Mined:	5092	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

MD90

Dutch, LIVESTREAMS, MD90, MeesterDennis90, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, STREAMS, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Crops Grown:	7786
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

MD90 Survival Multiplayer Server. A Dutch server where MeesterDennis90 livestreams. Would you like to join!? Come quickly and watch Dennis’ streams!

play.md90.nl

SkillzCraft Minecraft Server

challenge, Commitment, Dedication, Experience, Expertise, Game, get good, growth, Improvement, learning curve, long tail, Mastery, Minecraft, patience, perseverance, Practice, proficiency, REQUIRES, Server, skill, SkillzCraft, Training, Years

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	20

Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers where you can become a pro in just a few days? Well, look no further because our server will make you work for it! We’re talking years of dedication and hard work to even stand a chance at being considered decent. But hey, who needs a social life when you can spend all your time perfecting your block-building skills?

Join us and embark on the epic quest to become the ultimate Minecraft master. Rumor has it that only those who have sacrificed their sleep, sanity, and possibly a few friendships will be able to reach the top. Are you up for the challenge?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the lands in search of worthy opponents. Legend has it that defeating Blocky Bob will grant you unimaginable riches and power. Or maybe just a cool hat, who knows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most insane, ridiculous, and downright absurd Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, patience is key. And maybe a little bit of luck. And possibly a sacrificial offering to the Minecraft gods. But mostly patience.

Siblings Luke and Leia Minecraft SMP

Character development, family, film analysis, george lucas, jedi, Leia, Leia Organa, long lost siblings, luke, Luke Skywalker, Minecraft, movie plot, movie trivia, original trilogy, plot twist, science fiction, Siblings, Skywalker family, smp, space opera, Star Wars, storytelling, the force

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2446
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Villages Defended:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a galaxy far, far away! Join us for a chance to build epic bases, battle against mobs, and uncover the mystery of why Luke and Leia were made siblings in the first place.

Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who can’t stop exploding with laughter. Will you be brave enough to face him and find out the truth behind this strange sibling twist?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even uncover the hidden treasure that lies beneath the dance floor.

So come on, join us on this wild adventure and see if you can unravel the mysteries of our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, the force may be strong with you, but watch out for those pesky Endermen – they love to photobomb your selfies!

MineCraftMingle Server

Boundaries, comfort, Communication, commuting, DATING, dating app, dating etiquette, dating norms, dating site, Disappointment, disappointment in dating, Expectations, Fare, first date, long distance, MinecraftMingle, online dating, paying for date, Server, splitting the bill, Transportation, volunteer

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2580
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Are you tired of dating apps that lead to awkward situations like splitting the bill and unexpected transportation fees? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you won’t encounter any of those issues!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream date without worrying about who pays for what. Want to create a romantic dinner under the stars? Go for it! Need a cozy movie night setup? We’ve got you covered! And the best part is, everything is free! No unexpected charges or hidden fees here.

So say goodbye to awkward dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Who needs a real-life date when you can have a virtual one that’s drama-free and full of fun? Join now and start building your perfect date night!

ToiletTroubleCraft

accessibility, bathroom rights, Chronic illness, disability awareness, disability etiquette, disability rights, disabled toilet, invisible disability, Invisible illness, privacy, public restroom, restroom accessibility, restroom accommodations, restroom consideration, restroom etiquette, restroom facilities, restroom needs, restroom usage, ToiletTroubleCraft, ulcerative colitis

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magic Items Found:	4284
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental people in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is free to be themselves, no matter what their disability may be!

We have disabled toilets in every virtual building, so you never have to worry about being judged for using them. In fact, we encourage it! Need to wash some virtual blood off your hands? No problem! Just head to the disabled toilet for some privacy and cleanliness.

And don’t worry about running into any wheelchair-bound warriors waiting for the toilet. Our virtual wheelchair users are much more understanding and won’t give you any grief for using the facilities. Plus, they might even offer to help you out in a pinch!

So come join our server and leave the real world judgment behind. Let your virtual disability flag fly high and proud!