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Giltory Junior High School

active members, Bosses, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Giltory Junior High School, Minecraft, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Vanilla Minecraft style

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

Giltorys Viewer SMP with many streamers and active members! This SMP contains Custom Items, Bosses, and features while keeping the Vanilla Minecraft style!

giltory.com

CraftyRacismMC Server

CONSERVATIVE, CraftyRacismMC, Cunt, decision, Dirt, false accusation, husband, investigation, Karma, liberal, MARRIED, masters student, Meeting, Professor, racism, research assistant, rest in peace, Server, student affairs, Support

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like this insane tale. Join us for a rollercoaster of events that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head all at the same time.

We’ve got drama, intrigue, and scandal just like the story of the falsely accused student and the liberal professor. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server? Maybe you’ll uncover a secret marriage, or maybe you’ll find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about ethics and morality.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some karma coming your way (in a good way, of course). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one outrageous story at a time!

ContinentalCraft Minecraft Server

collaborative efforts, ContinentalCraft, cross-border collaborations, cross-continental partnerships, cross-continental projects, cross-cultural projects, diverse collaborations, diverse projects, global collaborations, global partnerships, global projects, global teamwork, intercontinental collaborations, international collaborations, international connections, international partnerships, Minecraft, multi-cultural collaborations, multi-national collaborations, Server, three continents, worldwide networking

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1673
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9741	Dragons Tamed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Enchantments Applied:	281

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s got players from THREE different continents! That’s right, we’ve got players from Antarctica, Atlantis, and even the Moon! And get this, we’ve already done FOUR collabs in just ONE week. That’s more collabs than a pack of wild llamas on a rollercoaster! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got friends like these?

Momma’s Fave No More!

childhood trauma, Chores, Communication Issues, conservative country, coping mechanisms, cultural expectations, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, family conflict, family dynamics, fave, favoritism, gender inequality, Gender Roles, generational trauma, household responsibilities, mental health, mommas, Parenting styles, sibling dynamics, silent treatment, Therapy

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6311
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	159	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure, laughter, and absolutely zero chores assigned based on gender stereotypes!

On our server, everyone is equal and no one is expected to do more work just because of their gender. Say goodbye to the days of being told washing dishes is a “women’s job” – here, everyone pitches in equally!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to enforce outdated gender roles, they get automatically banned and sent to a virtual therapy session. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated with respect and equality, one block at a time!

SubmarineCraft: MarcusSpyGoneWild

#classified information, british navy, court martial, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage investigation, intelligence officer, Marcus Gauntlett, MarcusSpyGoneWild, Military Espionage, Military Secrets, national security, Naval Intelligence, nuclear submarine, royal navy, Sailor, security breach, Submarine Crew, Submarine Espionage, SubmarineCraft, top secret

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Animals Bred:	193
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, ya know? we got this dude, Marcus Gauntlett, who was like, a sailor on a royal navy nuclear submarine, but then he got caught doin’ some spy stuff! like, how crazy is that? so now he’s on our server, causin’ all sorts of chaos and shenanigans. if you wanna join in on the fun, come on over and see what kind of mischief Marcus is gettin’ into next! trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy adventure takes us!

BandagedEarCraft

awkward, Bandage, BandagedEarCraft, bandaid, condition, discomfort, Doctor, Ear, EMBARRASSMENT, healing, health, Hospital, Illness, injury, Medical, medical reasons, patient, Recovery, self-conscious, Treatment

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Towns Built:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have bandages for your EARS! you heard that right, we cater to all your medical needs, even if it means wearing a bandage on your ear! imagine the possibilities, you can roleplay as a doctor treating all the injured ears in our virtual world. we even have a special quest where you have to collect rare bandages from the ear-shaped dungeon. it’s a wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on over and join the fun, because who knows when you might need a bandage for your ear in real life!

MuscleJuiceCraft

Alternative Cancer Therapy, Biomarkers, Cancer Fighting Innovations, Cancer Fighting Techniques, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Future of Cancer Treatment, health science, innovative medicine, Medical research, Muscle Proteins, Muscle Secretions, Muscle Secretions Research, Muscle Secretions Therapy, Muscle Secretions Treatment, MuscleJuiceCraft, non-invasive, Non-Invasive Cancer Care, Non-Invasive Cancer Therapy, Non-Toxic Treatment, Tumor Suppression

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7309
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	15

so like, this server is like a magical place where you can like, harness the power of muscles to fight cancer. like, imagine punching cancer cells with muscles, how cool is that? also, we have like, secretions that make you super strong and stuff. join now and become a cancer-fighting superhero in the world of Minecraft. plus, we have like, unicorns and rainbows and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

MBlocks

Bedwars, building, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Enchanting, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Mob Farming, Mods, Parkour, pixel art, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Villager Trading

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

MBlocks is a high-quality Skyblock server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

IP: mblocks.net

1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

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mblocks.net:26405

Postrend – the best anarchy! Minecraft server

1.12.2, Allowed, Anarchy, best, classic, Donations, Minecraft, Postrend, Private, Server, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Void Armor Forged:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

classic anarchy without donations, private and other garbage. everything is allowed! vanilla 1.12.2

version-1.12.2

d17.joinserver.xyz:25881

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

best mothers, caring mothers, compassionate mothers, devoted mothers, loving mothers, maternal instincts, Minecraft, MommaCraft, mother figures, Motherhood, motherly bond, motherly care, motherly guidance, motherly instincts, motherly intuition, motherly love, motherly qualities, motherly support, nurturing women, parenting, protective mothers, Server, strongest women

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchantments Applied:	86	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Farms Harvested:	964	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the age-old debate of which country has the best mothers! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey to find out who truly reigns supreme in the world of maternal instincts.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will put your maternal skills to the test. From changing virtual diapers to soothing pixelated tantrums, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the winner of our ultimate motherhood competition will receive a virtual crown and be hailed as the Mother of All Minecrafters. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your rightful place on the throne?

So come on down to our server and show off your maternal prowess. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for virtual parenting that you never knew you had. Join us today and let the motherly madness begin!