funny desk – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

alarms, bad idea, economists, Experts, Howard Gleckman, left, Minecraft, nonpartisan, Politico, research group, right, senior fellow, Server, sounding, tax on tips platform, Tax Policy Center, tax upsides, TipTopCraft, Unintended Consequences, Upset

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!

Join us and experience the thrill of economists on the left and right battling it out in epic debates about tax policy while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers. Who knew tax policy could be so exhilarating?

With one bad idea layered on top of another, you never know what crazy twists and turns await you on our server. It’s like a reality show meets Minecraft, with nonstop action and unpredictability.

So why wait? Join our server now and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the wildest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
NeighborhoodWanderer Minecraft SMP

affordable, best in town, cleaning services, contract signing, DISCOUNT, home services, limited time offer, local business, Minecraft, Neighborhood, NeighborhoodWanderer, PROFESSIONAL, Promotion, residential, savings, smp, special offer, thorough job, window cleaners, window cleaning, window maintenance, window washers, window washing

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of looking through dirty windows in-game? Well, have no fear because our window washing service is here to save the day! Our team of expert window washers will make your virtual windows sparkle like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Today only, we are offering a special discount of 70% off our regular price of 700 diamonds! That’s right, you can get your windows cleaned for just 210 diamonds if you sign a contract right now. Don’t miss out on this amazing deal!

Our window washing team is known for their attention to detail and top-notch cleaning skills. We guarantee that your windows will be so clean, you’ll swear you can see into other dimensions! So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let us wash your windows like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
DocSMP: “Your health bar is looking a bit low”

bar, bit, BIZARRE, DocSMP, Doctor, health, Healthcare, healthcare appointment, healthcare consultation, healthcare conversation, healthcare encounter, healthcare experience, healthcare industry, healthcare provider, healthcare visit, healthcare worker, Medical, medical professional, Nurse, odd, PROFESSIONAL, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Our health care professional-themed SMP will have you in stitches with the wackiest medical advice you’ve ever heard. Need a doctor’s note to skip mining duty? No problem, just ask Dr. Zombie! Want some questionable medical procedures done on your pet wolf? Dr. Creeper is your guy! Join us for a wild ride of medical madness and who knows, you might even leave with a prescription for diamond armor!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
BlockyHire: 10K Freelancers

10k, BlockyHire, career development, freelance jobs, freelance marketplace, freelance network, freelance projects, freelance talent pool, freelance workforce, Freelancers, freelancers database, freelancing community, gig economy, job connections, Job Opportunities, job referrals, Job Search, networking, remote freelancers, remote job seekers, remote work, work from home, work opportunities

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can hire an army of remote freelancers to build your dream pixelated palace! Need a giant statue of yourself made out of diamond blocks? No problem, just send a request to one of our 10,000 freelancers and watch it magically appear in your virtual world.

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame those pesky dragons and turn them into your loyal pets. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Just ask our Whisperer and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the elusive Creeper DJ. Dance the night away with exploding beats and make friends with all the creepers on the dance floor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
MartianAquaCraft

Astrobiology, Astronomy, crust, discovery, Extraterrestrial, liquid water, mars, mars water, martian, Martian crust, Martian surface, MartianAquaCraft, planetary exploration, red planet, reservoirs, Science, Space discovery, space exploration, space research, underground water, Water

hey u, ya u! r u tired of boring ol’ earth? well come join our minecraft server where we got MARS WATER! yep, u heard right, liquid water reservoirs found under Martian crust! come build ur own space base and mine for space diamonds while sippin’ on that sweet sweet Mars water. who needs earth when u can have Mars water, amirite? join us now and become a space pioneer in the craziest minecraft server in the galaxy!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
VitD50 Survival Craft

Craft, Survival, VitD50

yo, dis server be like finding a diamond in a mine full of dirt. we got vitamin D levels higher than a giraffe’s neck, boosting your survival probability like a boss. ain’t no confounders gonna mess with you here, we got your back like a trusty diamond sword. join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together, one vitamin D level at a time!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
GladiatorMC

Adventure, Bosses, Builds, Community, Currency, Custom, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Playerwarps, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Quests, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

the GladiatorMC’s Skyblock is a good and fun minecraft server with alot of unique and innovative features like:

Custom jobs Custom bosses Custom Currency Unique Dungeons Frequent updates! Public playerwarps to show off your builds and alot more!

Want to find out what we have to offer more? join us today!

gladiatormc.com

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP

Country Clubs [Vanilla] [Peaceful] No Towny, Only Tee Times! 1.20+ Swing by Discord!

building, Casual, claiming system, clubs, Country, Diplomacy, Discord, discord server, Factions, Interaction, join us, Limited Map, minecraft server, multiplayer, Peaceful, player, PvP, smp, Survival, SWING, Systems, Targeted, tee, Times, Towny, Trade, Vanilla, War

Server Name	Nation-States
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer
Version	1.20
Map Size	4k by 4k
Claiming System	Towny

Overview:

Nation-States is a work in progress 1.20 survival multiplayer server that is similar to Factions and Towny servers, but with a limited map that encourages diplomacy, trade, war, and interaction. The server is targeted towards casual players who enjoy building, but also has systems in place for PvP enthusiasts.

Come join us in Nation-States: Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the map size of Nation-States?	The map is approximately 4k by 4k.
What claiming system does the server use?	Nation-States uses the Towny claiming system.
Is PvP encouraged on Nation-States?	While the server is targeted towards casual players, there are systems in place for PvP for those who are interested.

BlockBuster Minecraft Server

blockbuster, coding, computer science, Deadlock, deadlock detection, deadlock fix, deadlock handling, deadlock prevention, deadlock resolution, deadlock solution, debugging, IT problem, key, Minecraft, programming, Server, software bug, Software Development, software error, software issue, software troubleshooting, technical support, Troubleshooting

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny that can mine through bedrock like butter.

And if you’re feeling brave, try your luck at the infamous “Deadlock Key Challenge” where players must navigate through a maze filled with traps and puzzles to find the elusive key that unlocks untold riches and glory.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP
SMP – The Bitchy Cell Tank #393

202418254, 4plebs, Archive, Bitchtank, bitchy, Cell, Clips, free, FTL, kick, News, Official, Restream, Season 2 episodes, Show Archives, smp, socials, Stream Links, TANK, Taylor’s POV, the cell, Trash, TV

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure where nobody survives…just kidding, but seriously, it’s a crazy ride.

Season 2 episodes are so insane, they’ll have you questioning reality. Watch them for free at the link provided, but be warned, you may never be the same again.

Our official stream links will have you hooked from the start. And if you need a restream, we got you covered. Kick back and relax with us at the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around.

Follow us on social media for all the latest updates and shenanigans. We’re talking x.com/fishtankislive, fishnet.gg boards, and a pastebin that will blow your mind (literally).

Check out our show archives for all the craziest moments. Clips, episodes, and more await you at fishtank.live and archive.flowstreams.pw/Fishtank/.

Don’t miss out on the /ftl/ Archive, where the wildest discussions take place. Previous threads have nothing on what we have in store for you next. Join us now and prepare for the Minecraft SMP of a lifetime!

GG.MINEWIND.NET
New Server IP