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Crafty Nazis: ‘why did they start ww2?’

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1352
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Animals Bred:	110	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the answer to the age-old question: why did they start WW2? Maybe it was because someone stole all the diamonds in the land and sparked an epic battle for resources. Or perhaps it was because a group of creepers decided to form an alliance and take over the world. Whatever the reason, you’ll have a blast exploring our server and uncovering the mysteries of history – all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. So come on, join us and let’s solve the ultimate Minecraft mystery together!

Blocky Banter: Where Xorg Shills Fear to Tread

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Unicorn once turned a player’s wooden sword into a weapon of mass destruction that could one-shot the Ender Dragon.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be part of the insanity that is our Minecraft world? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the xorg shills – they don’t stand a chance against our craziness!

Straight Up Chaos SMP – Where griefing is just another way to say hello! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Active, Anarchy, Anticheat, Chaos, Community, Discord, Experience, Fun, Griefing, grow, improved, Map, multiplayer, Official, Old, Player Base, Resets, Server, smp, Straight.., straightup.minecraft.best, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	250
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	straightup.minecraft.best
Description	Join us on Straight Up! A 5 year old anarchy server with no map resets and limited anticheat to keep things fun. We have a small but active player base with room to grow so come enjoy the vanilla minecraft experience with us!
New Discord	https://discord.gg/UBTz9ruShH
Old Official Discord	https://discord.gg/6w7dCFf

FAQs

1. How long has the server been running?

The server has been running for 5 years.

2. Is there a map reset on this server?

No, there are no map resets on this server.

3. What kind of anticheat system is in place?

The server has a limited anticheat system to keep things fun.

4. How big is the player base on the server?

The server has a small but active player base with room to grow.

AS SMP VS Hypixel

Adventure, BUILD, Claiming, Community, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Friends, Fun, hackers, home, Join, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Shop, smp, Survival, Tpa, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist application

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	130	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

	Hypixel	AS SMP
Player Base	Massive player base	Small community
Gameplay	Diverse minigames, custom game modes	Semi-vanilla survival experience
Features	Extensive features, events, challenges	Basic survival features with whitelisting
PVP	PVP enabled in specific game modes	PVP enabled everywhere in the world
Whitelist	No whitelist	Whitelist to avoid hackers

**FAQ:**

**1. How many players are on Hypixel compared to AS SMP?** – Hypixel has a massive player base, while AS SMP has a small community.

**2. What kind of gameplay experience can I expect on each server?** – Hypixel offers diverse minigames and custom game modes, while AS SMP provides a semi-vanilla survival experience.

**3. What features are available on both servers?** – Hypixel has extensive features, events, and challenges, while AS SMP offers basic survival features with whitelisting.

**4. Is PVP enabled on these servers?** – PVP is enabled in specific game modes on Hypixel, while AS SMP has PVP enabled everywhere in the world.

**5. Do I need to go through a whitelist process to join these servers?** – Hypixel does not require a whitelist, but AS SMP has a whitelist to avoid hackers and unwanted players.

DumbCraft: Where even the characters are LOL-worthy!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our beloved player, Neuro.

Neuro was just your average Minecraft player, building houses, mining for resources, you know, the usual. But one day, something in him snapped. He became EVIL, like, super evil. He started griefing everyone’s builds, setting fire to villages, and even taming creepers as his minions. It was madness!

But instead of banning him, we decided to embrace the chaos and make him the mascot of our server. Now, every time you log on, you never know what kind of shenanigans Neuro will be up to. Will he turn your house into a giant chicken coop? Will he challenge you to a dance-off in the Nether? Who knows!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and where you might just encounter the infamous Neuro, then come join us! Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Blocky Heartbreakers: Ay Mi Croazon Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Projections Made:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of getting your heart broken in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we specialize in heartbreak-proof relationships! Our players are so sweet, they’ll give you a piece of their heart (literally) just to show how much they care. So come join us and collect all the heart pieces to create the ultimate love potion! Who needs diamonds when you have a heart-shaped inventory? Join now and say goodbye to heartbreak, and hello to heartache (in a good way)! 💔❤️💎

FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – /HACK Minecraft server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Mines Excavated:	2114	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

The owner of the server “FREEDON HERE GET A FREE – HACK” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

m19.tmine.su

Mildew RP: Where we take vanilla and add just a hint of mold for that extra flavor! Now serving ages 18+ only!

ADD, AGES, Builds, Character Options, Client, Discord integration, EXTRA, flavor, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Hint, imagination, Ledger, Lore, Mildew, Minecraft, Mods, Mold, No Shield Delay, safe space, Server, serving, Spawn Animations, species, Squaremap, Staff, Vanilla, world

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Animals Bred:	197
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Mildew RP Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can. If the issue is with a staff member themself, the server owner can be trusted to be unbiased.
A variety of Character Options!	When joining the discord, you get access to the full list of the species you can base your character on. At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!
A couple of server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations. We also have Fast Leaf Decay for those who enjoy a speedy deforesting!
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials!

FAQ

Q: How many species can I choose from?

A: At the time of writing we have 8 species, with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!

Q: Are mods required to play on this server?

A: We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement!

Q: Is there an End Dimension in this world?

A: No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world, but we have custom recipes to still get End materials!

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j

PixelPalsCraft: Where Achievements Are So Last Season!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6716
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Crops Grown:	4978

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are either based or cringe? Well, look no further because our server is neither! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Rainbow Diamond Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

If you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

CraftyCats – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71

Are you tired of trying to impress real women and failing miserably? Do you prefer the company of your trusty hand over any potential partner? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all the eternal virgins, pussyfree losers, and conditioned goons out there! Join us for a PAWG edition like no other, where you can embrace your inner hoe scarer and revel in your status as a porn-addicted hand-fucker. With outrageous builds and insane stories waiting for you, this server is guaranteed to make you forget all about real women. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!