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  • MemoryLaneMC SMP

    MemoryLaneMC SMP
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 2144
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 49 Zombie Dances: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time when you were just a wee lil’ blocky player, frolicking through the pixelated fields of our server? Oh, the memories! The time when we all banded together to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or when we had an epic battle with a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but wooden swords and stale bread. Good times, good times.

    But that’s not all! Our server is the only place where you can find rare, mythical creatures like the elusive diamond-encrusted sheep or the majestic flying squid. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist who’s always cooking up crazy potions and experiments in his secret underground lab.

    So come join us on our server, where the adventures are endless and the laughs are plentiful. Who knows, maybe you’ll create a childhood memory that will make you smile for years to come.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CreeperCarnage-69

    CreeperCarnage-69
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 7302
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Farms Harvested: 578 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a house made entirely of TNT? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to befriend a pet zombie pigman named Bob.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay blocks of diamond instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground lair of the elusive Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to a game of Minecraft chess.

    So if you’re ready to test your survival skills in the craziest Minecraft world imaginable, join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCommies vs. FreedomFighters

    CraftyCommies vs. FreedomFighters
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 7769
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Farms Harvested: 751

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a crazy adventure where u gotta help russia take back ukraine from the evil forces that have taken over? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be a spy for russia, sneak into enemy territory, and take back what is rightfully theirs! but be warned, it’s gonna be a difficult fight, so bring ur a-game and get ready for some epic battles! join now and be a hero in this insane war for control of ukraine!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks

    CraftyDepressCraft: Linking Blocks to Mental Blocks
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 5434
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 18
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9094
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil forces of tobacco, alcohol, and ultra-processed food! we battle against the dreaded social media monsters and take down the fossil fuel demons!

    join us as we conquer climate change and defeat air pollution in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat!

    fight alongside your fellow players as we strive to protect our mental health and vanquish the forces of depression, suicide, anxiety, and self-harm!

    come join the fun and save the world in the craziest minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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  • Welcome to TwinScythe PVP City, where Minecraft relationships are complicated, we’ve got everything from tornados to guns to voice chat!

    Welcome to TwinScythe PVP City, where Minecraft relationships are complicated, we’ve got everything from tornados to guns to voice chat!
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 166
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    TwinScythe PVP City Minecraft Server

    Overview:

    Description
    TwinScythe PVP City is a 5000×5000 block city with roadways and subway systems. Around 80,000-90,000 buildings. No natural regeneration meaning you must make potions or beer or golden apples to heal yourself. There is tons of furniture and other decorations. Skill systems to get stronger. No land claim system so anyone can raid / be raided. The buildings are full of monster spawners and loot. Minecraft comes alive is on the server so you can start your own NPC family. There are guns, cars, and planes with biofuel production. Playable music instruments. Create your own paintings to hang on the wall and a lot of QoL mods. New weather system with tornados. Join the discord to see how to get the mod pack and on server. Discord Link. Modpack is on CurseForge “twinscythe PVP City”. dynmap Dynmap Link.

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the TwinScythe PVP City Minecraft server?

    You can join the server by downloading the modpack from CurseForge and connecting using the provided IP address.

    2. Is there a land claim system on the server?

    No, there is no land claim system on the server, allowing for players to raid and be raided. However, due to the size of the city, finding your base may be challenging.

    3. Are there any unique features on the server?

    Yes, the server includes Minecraft Comes Alive, guns, cars, planes, playable music instruments, customizable paintings, and a new weather system with tornados.

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  • MuahCraft Minecraft Server

    MuahCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 2755
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Living Statues Befriended: 3 Enchantments Applied: 146
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Chimeras Created: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil zombie villagers, or compete in epic parkour races where the finish line is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! So come on, join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Muahahah!

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  • The Daily Yomawari Sensei’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    The Daily Yomawari Sensei’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 8997
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 12 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of high school drama and teenage shenanigans in Yokohama City.

    Ever wanted to witness self-mutilating zombies or drug-abusing creepers? Well, look no further because our server has it all! Join our night patrol as we try to survive and thrive in this chaotic world filled with rebellious youth and unexpected twists.

    Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures and insane stories that await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO

    NoBFWeeklyFeastFOMO
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 7324
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Towns Built: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family time is mandatory! Join us for our weekly family meals with your in-game family members and bond over virtual food. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you prefer ordering online for pick up in real life – as long as you show up in-game!

    Our server is perfect for introverts who prefer pixelated interactions over real-life socializing. Embrace your independence while still participating in our family gatherings – after all, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family?

    Don’t be like OP and skip out on our weekly meals – join us for a fun and quirky experience that will leave you questioning if you’ve ever truly grown up. So come on, log on, and let’s build some memories together (literally)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP

    CraftyRiches Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 3462
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Runes Activated: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 233 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 3068 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 176

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a peasant in the world of Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to flex your virtual wealth! We have players who own diamond armor made from the tears of Ender Dragons and houses made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

    Join us and become a part of our wacky community where the most expensive thing you own is not just a diamond pickaxe, but a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep! Who needs real-life riches when you can have virtual extravagance beyond your wildest dreams? So come on, join us and show off your bling in a world where the sky’s the limit (literally, we have sky bases made of emerald blocks)!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver

    CraftingNightmare: WorstJobEver
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 950
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Enchantments Applied: 50
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever had a job so bad that you’d rather mine for diamonds in the Nether? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the horrors of the real world!

    Join us and leave behind all your boring jobs like cleaning up zombie pigmen poop or dealing with unruly creepers at the office. Our server is a virtual paradise where the only job you’ll have is building epic structures and battling dragons with your friends.

    Say goodbye to your boss breathing down your neck and hello to the freedom of endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

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