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skyopal

Adventure, Beginner, Community, Economy, Events, Friends, Fun, Quests, Resources, Rewards, Seasoned, Shop, Skills, Skyblock, strategies, Structures, Survival, Trade, wealth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1049
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Runes Activated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to Sky Opal Survival!

Sky Opal Survival is a unique server that offers players the opportunity to enjoy both an exciting skyblock experience and the classic survival world. Our server encourages a style of play that is focused on endurance, creativity, and community. Whether you’re trying to get to the top on your island or surviving by gathering resources in the vast world, Sky Opal Survival has something for everyone!

Our server has a unique game economy. Discover different ways to collect resources, trade, and accumulate wealth. The shop system, which offers especially rich content, offers players a wide range of items. Build new structures on your island or in the vast world, cooperate with your friends to build a strong community, and overcome difficulties.

Sky Opal Survival provides an environment that appeals to players of all levels. Whether you are a beginner or a seasoned survivalist, here you can showcase your skills, develop new strategies, and be part of a fun community. Are you ready to step into a world full of events, quests, and special rewards?

Come on, join Sky Opal Survival and start your own survival adventure!

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Crafty D2G Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret portal that leads straight to the Dota 2 International Finals! That’s right, you can watch the action live while building your own virtual world. Who needs reality when you have Minecraft and Dota 2 combined?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is equipped with magical powers that will turn you into a pro gamer in no time. Say goodbye to noob status and hello to victory! Plus, we have a bug tracker that will make you feel like a real-life game developer. You can report bugs, fix glitches, and become the hero of the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

/BIG TITS GENERAL/ – /Minecraft SMP/

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8146	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we encourage you to post big tits of all kinds! Why? Because we believe in celebrating the diversity of Minecraft characters and their assets. Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated cleavage and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.

But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

CraftyCreeperDatingDisaster

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1671
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6335	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Are you tired of dealing with guys who lie about their height? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that all players are exactly the height they claim to be, no more surprises here!

Join us for epic adventures and build towering structures without worrying about any height discrepancies. Plus, we offer free virtual drinks and desserts to all players, no splitting the bill required!

Don’t let height issues bring you down, join our server and game on with confidence. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a world where height is never a problem? See you in the game, where the only thing towering over you will be your epic creations!

FriendQualitiesMC SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Runes Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Potions Brewed:	167	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want to join a server where friendship is valued above all else? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We value friends who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under 5 minutes, friends who can tame a dragon with just a carrot, and friends who can survive a creeper explosion without even flinching. So if you’re looking for a server where friendship means having each other’s backs during epic battles with the Ender Dragon or sharing your last enchanted golden apple, then join us today! Who needs real-life friends when you have a squad of Minecraft pros by your side?

MineCraftyJoy

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Crops Grown:	9268
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6566

Do you know what happiness is? It’s joining our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! So come on over and experience pure joy and laughter in blocky form. Happiness awaits you, my friend.

TreeHaven MC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skyblock Bedwars Minecraft Survival Adventure Exploration Creativity Multiplayer PVP Building Community Minigames Challenges Sandbox Pixel art PvP Redstone Enchanting Resource gathering Crafting, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	29

Welcome to TreeHaven MC!

Dive into a lush world of endless fun and adventure at TreeHaven MC, your ultimate Minecraft destination! Whether you’re a solo explorer or a team player, we’ve got something for everyone:

Skyblock – Test your survival skills and creativity on your very own floating island! Build, expand, and conquer challenges to become a master of the skies.

Bedwars – Team up and defend your bed while launching attacks on rival teams. Strategic planning and quick reflexes are key to securing victory!

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RecoilRickTwitch Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435

A brand new Minecraft (SMP) Survival server! Feel free to join with or without your friends. A small starting community, feel free to be a part of it!

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Hey Arcanine’s Fun Minecraft Server

#youtube, Arcanine, Arcanines, Based, beat, birth of rap, Comments.., Fun, God bless, hey, hustling, Imogen Heap, Interpretation, lil b, long tail, Minecraft, MONEY, MULA, Music, Rap, Rorschach test, sample, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Farms Harvested:	322	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where the classic lil B beat (birth of rap) is our anthem! We have a special Imogen Heap sample that acts as a Rorschach test – what you hear says a lot about you! Some hear about money, but who needs that when you can hear about unicorns and rainbows instead?

At 0:29, you’ll be transported to a world of pure imagination where the music speaks to your soul. Some hear about hustling, finding mula, or being nothing – but on our server, you’ll hear about finding the legendary diamond sword of destiny and riding a pig into battle!

So come join us on our server where the music is magical and the adventures are endless. Stay based, never give up, and may the creepers always explode in your favor. God bless and game on!

> Triple H was never ove- Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	8611	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Ores Mined:	2420	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Items Found:	6480	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground wrestling ring where players can battle it out like WWE superstars. Rumor has it that Triple H himself was never over until he joined our server and became the reigning champion. Join now and see if you have what it takes to dethrone him and become the new wrestling legend of our Minecraft world!