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Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 7020 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 179 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8150 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 1550 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
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