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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 1061 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with enchanted pickles. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Masturbation Monday” event where players can compete in a virtual tug-of-war tournament using nothing but their pickaxes. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted banana as a prize!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring plenty of lube because things are about to get slippery.