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Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Potions Brewed:	188	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ores Mined:	6556

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	160135	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Potions Brewed:	175	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

Accurate, clairvoyant, eerie, foreboding, gut feeling, gut instinct, gut reaction, GutFeelingGamer, Instincts, instinctual knowledge, intuition, intuition is always right, intuitive hunch, Minecraft, Mysterious, premonition, psychic, sixth sense, smp, strange, trust your gut, Uncanny, Unexplainable

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	7823	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

Brighten your day, cheerful moments, everyday life, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little moments, little things, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smilecraft, spreading happiness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
New Chunks Explored:	869822	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Beirut, Conflict, extremist organization, Hashem Safieddine, HashemCraft, hezbollah, IAF strike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Nasrallah, political assassination, regional tensions, Report, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, Successor, targeted killing, Terrorism, War on Terror

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	302

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

articulation, Commonly, Crafty, English, enunciation, Language, language learning, linguistics, Mispronounced, phonetics, pronunciation, pronunciation difficulties, pronunciation errors, pronunciation examples, pronunciation guide, pronunciation help, pronunciation practice, pronunciation rules, pronunciation tips, Server, Speech, Word

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	1904

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Votes:	849	Magic Items Found:	4274
Ores Mined:	1706	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!