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Are you tired of living in a world where Europeans have better lives than you? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Europeans are actually less than us! That’s right, on our server, Europeans are the underdogs and you get to reign supreme. Build your empire, conquer lands, and show those Europeans who’s boss in this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure. Join now and let the madness begin!
Industrial Earth is a geopolitical server which is heavy in roleplay and we are looking for players! You can roleplay as the leaders of many nations which is set in the 16th century, or you can join as a citizen and fight until last stand. The server has a very small amount of plugins and a dynmap to keep track of all the cities and borders. There are wars, border clashes, diplomacy and even have other activities in different games from time to time. It’s a community where you can find new friends while enjoying the faction/geopolitical style gameplay!
Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic adventures of Mitsuki and Himari as they uncover the scandalous drawings of themselves that players have been creating! Will they be flattered or horrified by what they find? Only one way to find out – join our server now and be a part of the drama! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that only the bravest players can discover. Are you up for the challenge? Join us and let the madness begin!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic virtual YouTuber as your bro! This vtuber bro will guide you through the world of blocks and mobs with his hilarious commentary and epic gaming skills.
Join our server for the chance to team up with our vtuber bro and take on crazy challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or fighting off a horde of zombie chickens.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow llama unicorn! Legend has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you will gain the power to fly and shoot rainbows out of your eyes.
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Are you tired of boring, unoriginal Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server has been in development for over 7 years by a team of over 100 developers! That’s right, we’re 4 times the size of the original Minecraft studio because we take our block-building game very seriously.
But wait, there’s more! Our serverboasts a whopping 5 hours of gameplay, with a staggering 20 minutes of actual gameplay. That’s right, you’ll spend most of your time staring at loading screens and waiting for the game to catch up to your actions. And don’t even get us started on the graphics – we’ve got a solid 30fps with black bars for that authentic cinematic experience.
So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a Minecraft server that has put so much effort into being a complete disaster? It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but with blocky graphics and endless glitches. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours. So come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can relive the glory days of Los Angeles in the 1990s! But wait, there’s a twist – instead of dealing with real-life drama, you’ll be building and surviving in a pixelated version of this iconic city.
Join us for a chance to recreate famous landmarks like the Hollywood sign and the Santa Monica Pier, all while dodging creepers and zombies that have inexplicably taken over the city. Will you be able to survive the chaos and thrive in this nostalgic setting?
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground rave happening in the virtual version of the Viper Room, complete with virtual celebrity sightings and virtual drama. Can you find your way in and party like it’s 1999?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of 1990s Los Angeles like never before. Just watch out for virtual earthquakes and virtual riots – it’s a wild ride!
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing booming is the economy? Join our server and experience the wild world of Bidenomics! Our economy is so good, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks. Don’t miss out on the chance to become a billionaire in blocks – join now and watch your virtual wallet explode with riches! Who needs real life when you can live the high life in our Minecraft world?
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as having anal sex with Henya! Join us for a crazy ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that once a player defeated the Ender Dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. The dragon was so impressed that it now roams the server as a friendly pet, granting wishes to those who dare to challenge it.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the Bacon Block. Yes, you heard that right. Mine this block and you’ll be rewarded with infinite bacon for all your hunger needs.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and see what other crazy shenanigans await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!