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Blocky Bliss Minecraft Server

Bliss, blocky, family, favorite drink, Favorite Food, Friends, Good Vibes, Gratitude, Happiness, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, Pets, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Server, Sunshine, Uplifting

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Zombie Dances:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have a bad day again! Why? Because our server is run by a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle rainbow dust on all our players, giving them superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from their eyes. Plus, our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while building your dream castle. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a giant talking potato who tells the best dad jokes? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and live your best Minecraft life!

CreeperLove69

Clueless, CreeperLove69, DATING, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, humor, idiot, lessons learned, love, MISTAKES, Naive, partner, red flags, regret, relationship, Significant Other, warning signs

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4340
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of dating idiots in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and date virtual idiots instead! Our server is full of players who will make you question your life choices and wonder how you ended up with them. From building inappropriate structures to getting lost in caves and needing constant rescuing, you’ll never have a dull moment with our community of lovable idiots. So why settle for dating a real-life idiot when you can have a virtual one on our server? Join now and embrace the chaos!

CraftyKremlinKlash

Conflict Resolution, CraftyKremlinKlash, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic negotiations, eastern europe, emergency response, foreign affairs, global security, international law, international relations, mass attack, military aggression, military intervention, peacekeeping efforts, political tensions, Russian attack, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UN Security meeting, united nations

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7725
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	6404	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Animals Bred:	183	Alien Abductions:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A MASS ATTACK BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE EPIC BATTLE BETWEEN UKRAINE AND RUSSIA. WHO WILL WIN? WHO WILL BUILD THE BIGGEST WALLS? FIND OUT ON OUR SERVER. WE HAVE EXPLOSIVE PIGS AND FLYING COWS. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN. UKRAINE IS COUNTING ON YOU!

AI Anxiety Craft

Advanced technology, ai, AI development, anxiety, Artificial Intelligence, computer science, Craft, Cybernetics, digital consciousness, digital insecurity, future technology, Futuristic technology, Hardware, Insecurity, machine intelligence, machine learning, robotics, robotics development, self-aware AI, technological advancement, Technology, technology evolution

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Animals Bred:	109

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and BAM! you’re in a world where the AI is like, super insecure about its hardware. like, it’s always asking if its RAM is big enough and if its processor is fast enough. it’s hilarious, dude.

and get this, the mobs in this server are all like, super chill. like, the zombies just wanna have a dance party and the creepers are all about giving hugs instead of blowing up. it’s a total trip, man.

oh, and did i mention the loot? like, you find diamond blocks just lying around everywhere. it’s like the server is just begging you to be rich and powerful. it’s nuts, bro.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s totally bonkers and will have you laughing your blocky butt off, then you gotta join this one. trust me, it’s a wild ride.

TobaccoCraft420

14 to 17 years old, adolescent development, adolescent health, adolescent substance abuse, Cannabis use, co-occurring disorders, co-occurring substance use, comorbid conditions, dual substance use, externalizing behavior, mental health issues, mental health problems, risky behaviors, substance use, teenage behavior, teenage mental health, teenagers, tobacco and cannabis, tobacco use, TobaccoCraft420, youth substance abuse

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Votes:	9031
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Star Shards Collected:	191

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got teenagers who be smokin’ dat tobacco and puffin’ on dat dank weed like it’s nobody’s business. dey be buildin’ some wild shiz on dis server, like giant blunts made outta diamond blocks and massive bongs made outta obsidian.

if u join dis server, u gonna be part of da most lit community in da minecraft world. we got parties every night where we all gather round a campfire and tell ghost stories about creepers and endermen. plus, we got competitions where u can show off ur buildin’ skills and win some sick prizes like enchanted diamond armor and potions dat make u fly.

but wait, there’s more! we also got secret underground tunnels filled with treasure chests and hidden traps. u gotta watch ur back or u might get pranked by one of our mischievous mods who love to mess with unsuspecting players.

so come on down to our server and join da fun. just remember, don’t do drugs in real life kids, save dat for minecraft where it’s all in good fun.

MineFlip Minecraft Server

Arrival, convenient, Courier, delivery service, doorstep, doorstep delivery, Flip, flips, home delivery, Minecraft, MineFlip, online shopping, Order, package, PARCEL, Quick, Receive, Server, shipping, shows up at your door, Surprise, unboxing, unexpected

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	4767
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: you log on and suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken flips into your game and shows up at your virtual door, clucking and demanding to be let in.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pig” – a pig that spawns with diamond armor and a diamond sword, ready to take on any challengers. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Dickless Divas Minecraft Server

body positivity, Deserves, dick, dickless, discrimination, DIVAS, Diversity, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender, HUMAN RIGHTS, Identity, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Respect, self worth, Server, sexism, social justice, Stereotypes, WOMAN

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6492
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that lack excitement? Look no further, because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us and experience a world where women without dicks reign supreme – because who needs a dick when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor, am I right?

On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests to find the mythical Golden Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant unimaginable power to those who wield it. But beware, because the evil Dickless Queen will stop at nothing to claim it for herself and rule over the land with an iron fist (or lack thereof).

But fear not, brave adventurer, for you’ll have the chance to join forces with the legendary Knights of the Clit to defeat the Dickless Queen and restore peace to the realm. With custom plugins and endless possibilities, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and show the world that a woman without a dick can still kick ass in Minecraft!

HospitalStayMC Server

alcohol, annoyance, Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Empathy, Friends, health, hospital stay, hospitalization, HospitalStayMC, lifestyle change, medical condition, medication, privacy, Recovery, relationships, Respect, Server, socializing, Support

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	597
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	8969	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Holy Grails Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who just want to have a good time! Need a break from annoying friends who won’t stop asking about your personal life? Look no further, because on our server, we only care about one thing – building epic creations and having a blast!

Join us and leave the real-life drama behind. No need to apologize for snapping at anyone here, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be snapping is blocks to build your dream castle! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine away the stress together. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you regret not joining sooner!

ExHubLiarExposedCraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Star Shards Collected:	117
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this crazy custody battle story.

Imagine a world where your ex suddenly claims to be making half of what he used to, but you uncover a secret side hustle that involves counting stacks of $100 bills. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

Help your virtual spouse win their case by gathering evidence and taking down the opposition, all while dealing with the disapproval of your in-game in-laws. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as a custody battle in a religious family, join us now and let the drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, cash is king and receipts are for the weak.

FoodieCraft Minecraft Server

answers, city, Cooking, Country, cuisine, Dining, DISHES, Favorite Food, Food, foodie, FoodieCraft, Global, home, kitchen, local ], location, Meal, Minecraft, Neighborhood, recipes, Restaurant, Server, where do you live

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6167
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, the only way to communicate is through food! That’s right, instead of typing in chat, you have to send messages using delicious treats like cake, cookies, and even enchanted golden apples!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Food Kingdom, a magical land where everything is made out of food. Picture a castle made of chocolate, a forest of candy canes, and rivers flowing with hot fudge. It’s a food lover’s paradise!

Join us now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret recipe for diamond-encrusted steak or the elusive potion of infinite hunger. So what are you waiting for? Come satisfy your appetite for fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!