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DadCraft: Cringe Edition

awkward, cringe, cringe culture, cringe-worthy, cringeworthy, dad humor, dad jokes, dad moves, dad slang, DadCraft, Edition, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing dad, eye roll, father daughter, gen z, Gestures, millennial, Outdated, Sassy, Slang

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Farms Harvested:	475
Towns Built:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Runes Activated:	4

Are you a dad trying to connect with your Gen Z daughter but just can’t seem to speak her language? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the cringeworthy slang and gestures you need to make her roll her eyes so hard they might get stuck that way!

Join our server and start dropping phrases like “yeet” and “sksksksk” in casual conversation. Show off your sick dance moves with the floss and the dab, guaranteed to make her wish she was adopted. And if you really want to push her buttons, challenge her to a build battle and show her who the real blocky boss is.

So come on down to our server and level up your dad game. Who knows, you might even earn yourself a begrudging eye roll of approval from your Gen Z daughter.

BorderTownSewageSaviors

border towns, BorderTownSewageSaviors, coastal pollution, cross-border cooperation, environmental crisis, environmental emergency, Environmental Protection, Gushing, international aid, marine life impact, pollution cleanup, pollution control, public health, sea pollution, Sewage, sewage treatment, urgent assistance, us mexico border, wastewater management, water contamination, water quality monitoring

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	198	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got sewage gushing into the sea just like in this crazy news article! But don’t worry, we ain’t pleading for help like those border towns, we’re just using it to make the ocean look more realistic and stinky! Come join us and swim in our sewage-filled sea, it’s a real treat for the senses! Plus, who wouldn’t want to build their base right next to a giant pile of poop? It’s the ultimate flex, trust me. So come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the adventure)!

SharkWife’s Minecraft Server

adorable, animal companion, Aquatic, cute, fins, funny, humor, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Ocean, partner, pet, relationship, sea creature, Server, SharkWife, SharkWifes, Spouse, Tail, teeth, Underwater, Unique

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	347
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can have your very own sharkwife! That’s right, a sharkwife who will protect you from creepers and zombies while also giving you the best underwater kisses you’ve ever had. Join now and swim with your sharkwife to explore hidden treasures and conquer the depths of the ocean together! Who needs diamonds when you have a sharkwife by your side?

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

black people, Drama, Elevate, exclusive, hololive, HololiveEN, HololiveJP, INFERIOR, Infighting, Liberty, Minecraft, necessity, opinion, PEERS, PixelPunch, post, Reply, Respect, Server, society, Thread, valuable, watch

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	134

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we respect HololiveEN the same way we respect black people – with utter reverence and fear of drama and infighting! Join us for insane adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as explosive as a TNT block. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s build a world where respect and chaos reign supreme!

Dad’s Heartbreak Minecraft Server

Communication Issues, Dads, dress alterations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, father daughter relationship, father’s approval, father’s disappointment, father’s dreams, Fiance, HEARTBREAK, making decisions, Minecraft, Server, sister drama, wedding dress, wedding dress fitting, wedding dress shopping, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding traditions

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8655
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family weddings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream wedding venue without any interference from judgmental dads or jealous sisters!

Join us for a wedding-themed adventure where you can design the perfect dress without anyone questioning your choices. Need help with alterations? No problem! Our expert players will be there to assist you every step of the way.

And if anyone dares to criticize your decisions, just build a virtual wall around them and banish them to the farthest corner of the map. Who needs family drama when you can have a stress-free wedding planning experience in Minecraft?

So come join our server and say “I do” to a world where you can be the bridezilla of your dreams without any real-life consequences. Let’s make Minecraft weddings great again!

NovoDroneCityCraft

ALERT, Black sea, Coastal, Defense, drone alert, Maritime, maritime security, Mayor, Naval, NovoDroneCityCraft, Novorossiisk, PORT, port security, russia, russia news, Safety, sea drone, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, unmanned vehicles

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8102
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our minecraft server, where even the mayor of russia’s black sea port novorossiisk is getting in on the action! he’s so obsessed with our server that he’s issuing sea drone alerts left and right. why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the drones can’t stay away!

we’ve got so much fun stuff to do on our server, you’ll be hooked in no time. build your own empire, battle it out with other players, or just chill and fish by the sea. and who knows, maybe the mayor himself will drop by to say hi!

so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. just watch out for those sea drones, they can be a real pain in the blocky behind!

CrashCraft: Trusting Strangers

accident, assumption, Awareness, Caution, Crashcraft, Crashing, daily routine, everyday life, good driver, lives, Pedestrian, Precaution, Risk, road safety, Safety, strangers, traffic, Trust, trust in others, Trusting, urban living, Vehicle

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	9350
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

haha u ever think bout how we trust randos not to run us over? well u can trust us to not run u over on our minecraft server! we got pigs driving cars and chickens flying planes, so u know u safe here. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny, it blinds any bad drivers who try to mess with us. come join us for a wild ride and see for yourself!

SalivaCraft: Cancer Edition

Bioinformatics, Biomarker discovery, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer research, early detection, Edition, genomics, liquid biopsy, Metabolomics, Molecular profiling, Non-invasive testing, oncology, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, proteomics, SalivaCraft, Salivaomics, Salivaoncoomics, Salivary Biomarkers, Salivary diagnostics, Transcriptomics, tumor markers

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	56	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where ur saliva can save ur life? well u in luck cuz this server is all about Salivaoncoomics! we got salivaomics and all the saliva stuff u never knew u needed in ur life.

join us and u can use ur saliva as a weapon to fight off zombies and creepers. just spit on them and watch them melt away. it’s like having a superpower but with spit.

we also have special saliva-based quests where u have to collect different types of saliva samples to unlock rare items and weapons. trust us, u never knew saliva could be this fun!

so come join us on this crazy saliva-filled adventure and see why this server is the talk of the town. who knew spit could be so exciting?

LightCraft Minecraft Server

LightCraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5886
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Towns Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of stumbling around in the dark like a clueless noob? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We have so many torches scattered around that you’ll never have to worry about getting lost in a dark cave again. And if that’s not enough, we even have glow-in-the-dark creepers to light your way! Join us now and say goodbye to dark, scary nights in Minecraft. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total pyromaniac and loves setting things on fire for fun. So if you’re looking for a lit time, come join us on our server!

OoT Minecraft Server: Sold Out!

3×3 lists, AERITH, Bait, brand, Complaints, Dick-suck, Established, Falls from grace, ff7, ffx, Forgotten, generation, Mario, memes, Minecraft, Nintendo, Ocarina of Time, OoT, racing game, Server, sm64, SOLD, Tifa

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Void Gems Collected:	17

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers that everyone talks about? Looking for a server that’s so underrated, it’s practically forgotten? Look no further than our server!

We’ve sold more copies than Ocarina of Time (yeah, you read that right), only losing to a racing game and a Mario game that’s basically coasting off the brand Nintendo established in the previous generation. We’re like the underdog of Minecraft servers, but in a totally cool way.

Join us and be a part of one of the biggest falls from grace ever (in a good way, of course). People still can’t stop talking about OoT and SM64, but we’re here to shake things up. Plus, we’ve got Tifa and Aerith memes for days – who needs FF7 when you’ve got us?

So come on over and join the fun on our totally underrated, forgotten, but totally awesome Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).