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ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magic Items Found:	4826
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	2199	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ores Mined:	9633
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Enchantments Applied:	227
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9550
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	322806	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6983
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Potions Brewed:	52	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!

YoloDieToday Minecraft SMP

appreciate life, carpe diem, carpe diem mentality, cherish every moment, confronting mortality, death, existential questions, existentialism, fear, Legacy, Life, live in the moment, live life to the fullest, live without regrets, make the most of life, Minecraft, mortality, mortality awareness, regrets, Seize the Day, smp, uncertainty, YoloDieToday

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Void Armor Forged:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about dying in real life again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all players safe from harm. So come join us and live forever in the virtual world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. It’s said to be guarded by a giant pink sheep with laser eyes, but if you can defeat it, the riches will be yours for the taking.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life!

PizzaGriefer123

anchovies on pizza, anchovies ruin pizza, bacon on pizza, bad sauce, burnt crust, cold pizza, ham on pizza, mushrooms on pizza, olives on pizza, olives ruin pizza, onions on pizza, overcooked, peppers on pizza, pineapple on pizza, pineapple ruins pizza, PizzaGriefer123, ruined pizza, soggy crust, too much cheese, toppings, undercooked

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins a pizza! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing all the toppings? Or maybe it’s just a giant zombie craving a cheesy snack! Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind the pizza-pocalypse and save the day with your building skills and bravery. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s pizza-party in style!

NordicCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, diplomatic communication, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic relations, diplomatic relations management, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic ties, diplomatic warning, foreign policy, government relations, international diplomacy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, NordicCraft, norway, oslo, Oslo Accords, peace negotiations, political tension, Server, Warning

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1955	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6244
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Divine Spears Created:	17

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and flying pigs and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and get this, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where you can ride dragons and battle evil witches.

plus, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you wishes and make all your wildest dreams come true.

so, like, don’t be a dweeb, join this server now and let the fun begin!