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| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2473 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 86 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and cows can dance. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?
but wait, there’s more! on this server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamonds and ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, it’s a clucking good time.
oh, and get this, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking squid. i know, it sounds fishy, but it’s totally legit.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? it’s like a dream come true, except you’re not actually dreaming. or are you? who even knows anymore, man. just join and let the madness begin!
