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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 691 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 974296 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Welcome to our totally not sketchy Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t discuss, RP as, or ahem interact with your favorite Fire Emblem characters? Well, look no further, because on our server, you can do just that!
But wait, there’s more! We have a magical Draconic Time Crystal that will transport you to a world where beach sex with Fire Emblem princesses is the norm. And if that’s not enough, we have image downloading tools for all you aspiring sluts out there. Because who needs real relationships when you can just download images of your favorite characters, am I right?
And if you’re feeling artistically challenged, don’t worry! We have AI art generators that will make you look like a pro. And if you’ve given up on real women altogether, we have AI chatbots that will keep you company. Who needs real human interaction when you have all this at your fingertips?
So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of fantasy, fun, and questionable decisions. Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server.
