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RoboFinger Minecraft Server

Assistance, digital assistance, electronic devices, fingering, futuristic, innovative solutions, INTIMATE, Masturbation, Minecraft, modern lifestyle, personal care, pleasure seeking, RoboFinger, Robots, self love, self pleasure, self-care, self-exploration, Server, sexual satisfaction, shower, solo play, Technology

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9711
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	2597	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magic Items Found:	2642	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have robots that can help you with all your… uh, personal needs. Need a hand (or a robot hand) in the shower? We got you covered! Join our server and let the robots take care of you in ways you never imagined possible. Who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating? Join now for a truly unforgettable experience!

SocietyCraft

community breakdown, consumerism, cultural decay, disconnect, environmental degradation, ethical decline, INEQUALITY, lack of compassion, lack of empathy, Loneliness Epidemic, materialism, mental health crisis, modern problems, political polarization, social media addiction, societal issues, SocietyCraft, spiritual emptiness, technology overload, trust deficit, values erosion

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

A Minecraft server where you can escape the mundane reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you’re tired of adulting and want to unleash your inner child with no judgment. Our server is like a virtual playground on steroids, where you can build epic structures, prank your friends with explosive chickens, and ride pigs into battle against evil zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting for the bravest adventurer to find. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCanuckWars

ARMS, arms trade, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanuckWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Ottawa, political decision, Russian territory, Ukraine, weapons supply

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Votes:	4673
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

ShroomCraft OCD Cure

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain chemistry, clinical control, cognitive behavior, cure, depression, hallucinogen, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychiatric disorders, serotonin, ShroomCraft, therapeutic use, Therapy, therapy option, Treatment

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dimension Hops:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	4477
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Potions Brewed:	92	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KidzGoneWildMC

annoyance, buskers, child performers, Complaints, courage, Customers, family friendly, Feedback, KidzGoneWildMC, music festival, organizers, outdoor event, Performers, Professionalism, refunds, Sales, Special Events, Summer event, talent, Vendors, wages

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs fly. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most terrible performers in all of Minecraft. Picture this: two kids, under 12, belting out tunes that will make your ears bleed. It’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious. You won’t believe your ears when you hear them sing!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today! Just be prepared for the musical mayhem that awaits you.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

Consistency, Daily, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity, self improvement, self-care, simple habits, smp, Stress Management, Time management, Wins

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1307
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the life-changing habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will you flex your creative muscles, but you’ll also attract all the mobs to worship you as their new diamond overlord. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the most powerful player on the server!

ForeverYoungCraft

age-defying, ageless beauty, ageless skin, aging gracefully, anti-aging, beauty secrets, ForeverYoungCraft, genetics, healthy lifestyle, looking younger, natural remedies, Skincare Routine, staying young, younger looking, youthful aging, youthful appearance, youthful appearance tips, youthful complexion, youthful genes, youthful glow, youthful skin

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Votes:	7240	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of being mistaken for a baby in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being called a toddler again! Our magical world has age-reversing potions that will make you look like a Minecraft pro in no time. Say goodbye to being asked if you need a babysitter while playing, and hello to being the coolest kid on the block! Join now and start looking your age (or at least closer to it)!