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DerpyCraft: Where Aspies and Retards Unite (But Not for Long)

Aspie, aspies, DerpyCraft, Farewell, farewell blessings, farewell message, farewell party, farewell quotes, farewell speech, farewell wishes, finally gone, good riddance, Goodbye, Grateful, Long, moving on, new beginning, peace at last, Relieved, relieved to see them go, retard, retards, Thank Christ, thankful, unite

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	173
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with aspie retards on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we’ve finally gotten rid of them all! Join our server where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any annoying aspie retards ruining your fun. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft. So come join us and swim with the dolphins while building your dream world!

AuschwitzEscape Minecraft Server

arrest, Auschwitz, AuschwitzEscape, commemoration, Diplomatic tension, european history, fearing, Genocide, historical event, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, liberation anniversary, memorial, Minecraft, Nazi occupation, pm, Poland, political controversy, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Lol come join dis server, it’s so lit dat even PM scared to come! We got crazy builds like a giant chicken riding a pig and a rollercoaster made of diamonds! Plus, rumor has it dat if u find da secret hidden treasure, u get a lifetime supply of virtual cookies! So what u waiting for? Join now before PM gets arrested by Poland for missing out on all da fun!

XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

anti-Islamist, anti-Semitic, attacker, CONTENT, extremism, German, international relations, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro Israel, religious extremism, Report, Saudi, SUSPECT, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Xmas market, XmasMarketAttackerSaudiProIsrael

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Alien Abductions:	4

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, bro. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that drop diamonds. like, what even is reality anymore, amirite?

join our server and you’ll be transported to a magical land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly.

oh, and get this, our main admin is a talking potato who can grant you three wishes. true story, bro.

come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

FutureCraft: Crystal Ball Edition

always correct, Ball, CLAIRVOYANCE, create the future, crystal, destiny, Divination, Edition, ESOTERIC, fate, fortune tellers, fortune telling, future prediction, FutureCraft, long tail, Metaphysical, Mysticism, occult, predestination, Prophecy, psychic abilities, spiritualism, Supernatural, what if

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magic Items Found:	1736
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and suddenly u r transported to a magical land where fortune tellers rule the world. but get this, they don’t just predict the future, they CREATE it. like, whoa dude, mind blown.

join this server for a chance to have ur wildest dreams come true or ur worst nightmares become a reality. u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like living in a real-life choose your own adventure book.

plus, the fortune tellers are always right, so u can trust them to lead u on the craziest adventures. who needs a crystal ball when u have a diamond sword, amirite?

so come on, what r u waiting for? join this server and let the fortune tellers show u a whole new world of possibilities. just be prepared for anything, cuz in this land, anything can happen.

Nerve Regen Fun Zone

acute spinal cord injury, antibody, antibody therapy, axonal regeneration, Enhanced, Fun, inhibitory factors, motor function, nerve, nerve damage, nerve growth, nerve regeneration, nerve repair, neurological recovery, neuroprotection, neuroregeneration, Neurorehabilitation, Neutralizes, REGEN, spinal cord healing, spinal cord recovery, spinal cord trauma, therapeutic antibody, Zone

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Farms Harvested:	748	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u fall off a cliff in minecraft and u break ur leg? well, on this server, we got this crazy antibody that like, totally fixes u up real quick! no more hobbling around with a broken leg, u’ll be back to running and jumping in no time! join our server and experience the miracle of science in minecraft! plus, we got this epic story where the antibody was actually created by a group of super intelligent pigs who wanted to help all the injured players in the game. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft! come join us and be part of this amazing adventure!

MineRealm

Active players, BUILD, Community, community-driven, creator, Custom, Events, Explore, Friendly, java, Legit, long-running, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Player Base, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	51	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

1. How long has MineRealm been around?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

2. What is the server address for MineRealm?

The server address for MineRealm is game.minerealm.com.

3. Are there any rules to follow on MineRealm?

Yes, you can find the rules at minerealm.com/rules.

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6987
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Secret Passages Found:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Void Gems Collected:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Animals Bred:	90
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.