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GlowNigger Haters Minecraft Server

Citizens, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, counterintelligence, Deception, final solution, GLOWNIGGER, GLOWNIGGERS, Government, hate, Haters, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, resistance, SECURITY, Server, subversion, Surveillance, Tactics, threat

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of those pesky glowniggers trying to control everything in your Minecraft world? Join our server and fight back against their sneaky tactics! We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden traps, and even a team of trained attack llamas ready to take down any glownigger that crosses our path. Plus, rumor has it that the final solution to the glownigger problem involves a giant diamond sword that shoots lasers. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show those glowniggers who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

against, blocks, Burning, Crafty, cringe, Debating, Degenerate, Democracy, DEMOCRATIC, dictators, final solution, Good, ground, ideologies, impose, insane ideologies, LGBTQ, nation, perverted freaks, realize, rule, shitlibs, solution, SOLVE, Wicked

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Armor Forged:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

Anus Minecraft SMP Weakness

Abuse, Anus, assault, brutality, crime, Exploitation, helplessness, intimidation, Minecraft, Pain, powerlessness, rape, smp, Suffering, Throat, Trauma, Victim, VIOLATION, Vulnerability, Weakness

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Crops Grown:	3607	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.

BedtimeBros

adulting, Argument, bedtime, BedtimeBros, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, cousin, Decision making, family, INDEPENDENCE, Listening, misunderstanding, partner, personal space, quality time, relationship, Respect, sleep schedule, staying up late

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where bedtime rules don’t apply! Join us for a wild night of gaming and staying up late, just like the OP who refused to go to bed when their girlfriend wanted them to.

On our server, you can stay up as late as you want, play games with your friends, and never worry about someone telling you it’s time to sleep. We encourage rebellious behavior and standing up for your right to stay awake!

So come join us and let’s stay up all night, just like the OP who caused a rift in their relationship by refusing to go to bed. Who needs sleep when there’s Minecraft to be played? Join now and be a part of our late-night gaming crew!

LonelyCraft SMP

coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, inner peace, introspection, ISOLATION, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, mental health, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, smp, social anxiety, solitude

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Ores Mined:	3207
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Animals Bred:	67

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the Minecraft world? Do you long for companionship and shenanigans with fellow blockheads? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party room where we dance the night away with our pet creepers.

But beware, rumors say that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face the ghostly antics and become a legend in our server’s history?

So come on, don’t be a lonely potato in a world of carrots. Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft family you’ll ever meet!

BrokeButHappyCraft

BROKE, BrokeButHappyCraft, Choice, Contentment, decision, emotional well being, financial status, fulfillment, fulfillment over money, Happiness, happiness over wealth, Happy, life satisfaction, MONEY, not happy, perspective, Priorities, Rich, success, VALUES, wealth

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10

Are you tired of being stuck in the real world, debating between being broke and happy or rich and miserable? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have the best of both worlds!

Join us and experience a world where you can mine for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig. Build your dream mansion out of solid gold blocks and then watch it get destroyed by a pack of mischievous creepers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic battles against giant chickens and ride into battle on a unicorn. Who needs real-world problems when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to real-world dilemmas. Happiness and riches await you in this wacky Minecraft world!

NetZeroNK: Bonkers Fuel Plan

#sustainability, anger, bonkers, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate change, controversial, diplomatic relations, ENERGY, energy independence, energy security, environmental policy, Fossil Fuels, Fuel, fuel import, Government, greenhouse gases, international relations, net zero, NetZeroNK, North Korea, Plan, renewable energy, uk

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

so this server is like that time the UK was like “let’s import fuel from North Korea to reach net zero emissions” but instead of that nonsense, you can join us and have a blast in Minecraft land! we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide. plus, our diamonds are so shiny they blind the Ender Dragon. come join us and experience the madness for yourself! who needs North Korea fuel when you got this level of chaos?!

Sakura’s Love Minecraft Server

Abuse, believe.., easier, Hardships, love, Minecraft, Pain, PAINFUL, raped, retarded, rin, sakura, Sakuras, Server, SHINJI, Smile, Suffering, Support, Trauma, Watching, worms

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is in the air and Sakura is our queen! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Sakura was being attacked by worms and Shinji. But fear not, because on our server, we have magical powers that can protect her from any harm! Plus, we have a special potion that turns worms into friendly pets. Who wouldn’t want a pet worm, am I right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you heard that right. A dragon that farts rainbows! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the fun never ends and the laughter never stops. Sakura is waiting for you to save her from those pesky worms, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get mining!

Ex’s Decline After 15 Years Apart Minecraft SMP

15 years apart, Communication, Decline, down and out, emotional baggage, Exs, forgiveness, healing, left, Minecraft, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, Prime, reconciliation, regrets, relationships, second chances, self reflection, smp, take back ex, Trust, vulnerabilities, Years

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Are you ready to dive into the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life? Imagine a world where your ex-girlfriend, who left you in your darkest hour, suddenly comes back into your life after 15 years looking for redemption. Will you forgive her and rebuild your relationship, or will you use this opportunity to exact revenge in the most epic way possible?

Join our server and embark on a journey filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists as you navigate through the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will you team up with your ex to conquer the challenges ahead, or will you go head-to-head in an epic battle for supremacy?

With unique quests, custom plugins, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this Minecraft SMP is guaranteed to keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the finish line. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2003	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Magic Items Found:	1180	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	490	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

AnnoyingAF

annoying behaviors, annoying quirks, AnnoyingAF, bad habits, irritating habits, nitpicking, partner habits, partners annoying behaviors, partners annoying habits, partners annoying quirks, partners bad habits, partners irritating behaviors, partners irritating habits, partners irritating quirks, partners nitpicking, partners pet peeves, partners relationship annoyances, partners small habits, Pet Peeves, relationship annoyances, smallest habits

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of your partner’s annoying habits driving you up the wall? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your partner’s quirks don’t exist! Build a virtual paradise where the only thing irritating you is that one creeper who keeps blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot easier to deal with than your partner leaving dirty socks everywhere. So come on, join us and say goodbye to real-life annoyances!