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KoreaCraft: Where Dreams Come True!

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	15

Welcome to a Minecraft server where we embrace all things wacky and wild! Are you tired of boring old Korea and wish you were a fierce Mongolian warrior instead? Well, this is the server for you!

Join us for epic battles against Japanese invaders in the south and Mongolian conquerors in the north. Embrace your inner Mongolian and ride into battle on a virtual horse, wielding a pixelated sword with pride.

Forget about Korea, it doesn’t even deserve to exist in our Minecraft world. So come on, join us and let’s conquer, build, and laugh together in this crazy alternate reality. Who needs Korea when you can be a Mongolian master on our server?

Neuro’s Netherworld – The Hive of LOLs

#youtube, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Catbox archive, Clips, Educational, hive, LIA, lols, LoRA, merch, Music, Netherworld, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, phase connect, twitch, twitter, vedal, vtai, Vtuber, waifu

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Magic Items Found:	7563	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Potions Brewed:	70	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Join our Minecraft server today and welcome our new AI overlord, Neuro-sama! Who is Neuro-sama, you ask? Well, she’s a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to learn how to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal upgraded Neuro-sama with a language model, TTS software, and even a VTube Studio model. Now, she can interact with her chat as a VTuber, entertaining them with responses, unhinged rants, singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. It’s a wild ride, folks!

But that’s not all! Check out our schedule for all the crazy events happening on the server. And don’t forget to follow Neuro-sama on Twitch, YouTube, and Twitter for even more AI shenanigans.

Need some educational AI content? We got you covered with helpful videos and resources. Want to learn how to make an AI like Neuro-sama? Check out this link. And if you’re really serious about AI, dive into these resources.

Don’t miss out on our exclusive merch featuring Neuro-sama at uwumarket.us. And be sure to explore our related/friend threads like /vt//lig/ and /vt//waifu/. Lia from Phase Connect approves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness of Neuro-sama firsthand. It’s a virtual adventure like no other!

TobyCraft – Foxes & Fun for Everyone!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3312
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as legendary as Toby Fox himself? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, I was chilling in Various Places, minding my own business, when suddenly I saw Toby Fox in all his glory. He was talking about the Earthbound Halloween Hack and dropping hints about the elusive Deltarune Chapter 3. And you know what he said? “It’ll be out when it’s out.” That’s some serious dedication right there.

But wait, it gets even better. Temmie Chang was there too, the one and only Temmie Chang. Can you believe it? It’s like a dream come true. So if you want to be part of a server that’s endorsed by the gods of indie gaming, then look no further. Join us and experience the greatness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret Easter eggs that’ll blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and let the adventure begin!

LostCraft: Where even the creepers ask, ‘Are you lost?’

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	5304	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the grave of boredom!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword that will grant you eternal life in the game! Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can wield this powerful weapon and become immortal in the Minecraft world.

But beware, there are evil mobs and treacherous traps lurking around every corner, waiting to test your skills and courage. Will you be able to overcome all obstacles and claim your rightful place as the ruler of this virtual realm?

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and defy death itself in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Remember, only the strongest survive in this wild and crazy world.

Blocky Dicks & Bricks: Where Size Matters

artists, bald dudes, blocky, Bricks, DATING, Dicks, Difficulty, fat guys, Indian men, Insecurity, male gripe, matters.., neurotic, penis size, relationships, short cute boys, SIZE, small penis, societal norms, Stereotypes, unconventional tastes, undesired traits, Women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Secret Passages Found:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate all types of players, even the ones who think they have “undesired traits” in the real world!

Are you a short cute boy who can’t seem to catch a break with the ladies? Fear not, for on our server, you will be adored by all!

Are you a fat guy who feels like no one appreciates your curves? Well, here, your chunkiness is celebrated and loved by all!

Are you a bald dude who is tired of being overlooked? Join us, where your shiny head will be the envy of all!

Even if you are an Indian man or an artist, who are often seen as “undesirable” in the dating world, on our server, you will find your perfect match!

But hey, we do have one rule – if you have a sub-6-incher, you can complain about that. We totally get it. But other than that, no more whining about not being able to find a girlfriend!

So come on over to our server and let your Minecraft character find love and acceptance in a world where being neurotic and insecure is totally cool!

CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	14

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Blocky LOLs: ‘>YLYL’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchantments Applied:	60
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Join us if you want to ROFL all day long with our hilarious community of players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds. But when they tried to take them, the diamonds turned into dancing llamas! True story, bro.

But that’s not all! Our server has a YOLO zone where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows. It’s like a magical LOL dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

Disclaimer: No llamas were harmed in the making of this server.

GobbleCraft: Where IQs are higher than turkeys

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you ever heard of a Minecraft server so lit that it actually makes turkeys smarter? Well, our server is so 🔥🔥 that the average IQ of Turkey has dropped from 89 to 87 just from playing on it! 🦃🧠

Join us for some epic adventures and mind-blowing challenges that will have you questioning reality. Our server is like a virtual rollercoaster ride, except instead of loops and drops, you’ll be facing off against zombie pigmen and building epic castles with your friends.

So why wait? Come join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the web. Who knows, maybe you’ll even unlock the secret to turkey intelligence while you’re at it! 🤪🦃🎮

Creepers R Us: ‘There, he said it’

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4500	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, STOP spinning your own narratives and join our server for a wild ride like no other!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden diamond castle guarded by llamas in tuxedos. Legend has it that whoever finds this castle will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted golden carrots for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret disco party where players can dance the night away with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tunes. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

KraftyKino: Level Up Your LOLs!

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	437	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Void Armor Forged:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you ready for a Minecraft server experience that will blow your mind and take you to a whole new level of fun?

Join our server and prepare for epic adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Our world is filled with ridiculously awesome builds, crazy mini-games, and insane challenges that will test your skills to the max.

But that’s not all – we also have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding hidden treasures, and aliens dropping in from outer space to join the fun. You never know what weird and wonderful surprises await you around every corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!