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CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dimension Hops:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4593
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6170
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

RareEarthRansom

aid, Conflict Resolution, criticism, Diplomacy, economic strategy, foreign policy, germany, global trade, international relations, Négotiation, Plan, Politics, power dynamics, rare earths, RareEarthRansom, Scholz, selfish, trump, Ukraine, united states, world affairs

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	1599
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

are you tired of boring minecraft servers? come join our server where we trade rare earths for aid in the most selfish way possible! scholz is always blasting trump for his crazy plans, but on our server, we embrace the chaos! build your own empire with rare earths and conquer the land with your selfish tactics. join now for a wild ride filled with drama, intrigue, and lots of rare earths!

Robo CAPTCHA Challenge

Apocalypse, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Captcha, challenge, control, digital takeover, Dystopia, Future, internet, machine learning, machine uprising, privacy, Rebellion, resistance, Robo, Robots, Sci Fi, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, world domination

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

so, like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your house, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, a freakin’ robot army takes over the world! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, we got your back.

join us and you’ll be transported to a world where CAPTCHA is, like, the key to survival. you gotta solve crazy puzzles and riddles to unlock secret chests and defeat the evil robot overlords. it’s like the apocalypse, but with a twist!

plus, our community is lit AF. you’ll make friends from all over the world and team up to take down the robots together. who knew a Minecraft server could be so epic?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and show those robots who’s boss! oh, and did we mention there’s free pizza every Friday? yeah, you heard that right. come for the adventure, stay for the pizza.

PuppyPotion PvP Land

Bladder cancer, Cancer, canines, carcinogens, Dogs, environmental health, exposure, flame retardants, health, household chemicals, humans, Implications, Land, markers, Pets, phthalates, PuppyPotion, PvP, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOUR DOG WILL GET CANCER FROM HOUSEHOLD CHEMICALS! WE GOT DOGGOS IN MINECRAFT TOO! SAVE YOUR FURRY FRIENDS BY PLAYING WITH US! WHO KNEW FLAME RETARDANTS COULD BE SO DANGEROUS IN A BLOCKY WORLD? COME BUILD A SAFE HAVEN FOR YOUR VIRTUAL PUPPERS AND AVOID THE DREADED BLADDER CANCER! LET’S KEEP OUR MINECRAFT DOGS HEALTHY AND HAPPY, JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE! #SAVETHEDOGGOS #BLOCKYBUTSAFE

ZyronCraft

Survival, Survival Creative PvP Economy Vanilla Minigames Skyblock Roleplay Pixelmon Faction Modded Quests Dungeons Redstone Farming Building Custom Hardcore City Medieval, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Star Shards Collected:	193	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

ZyronCraft is an exciting new Minecraft SMP where adventure, creativity, and community come together! Create, explore, and conquer alongside fellow Minecraft enthusiasts in a world full of possibilities!

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Minerage

battle, challenging mob castles, Conquer, Cross-Play, custom totems, Dynamic world, epic bosses., Explore, Fight, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minerage, PvP, unique gems

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Enchantments Applied:	96
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Minerage is a thrilling Lifesteal Minecraft server featuring custom totems, unique gems, epic bosses, and challenging mob castles. Battle, explore, and conquer in this dynamic PvP world where every fight counts!

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Mystic Watcher’s Realm 1.20

Audience, Chat, Community, Content Creator, ENGAGEMENT, Entertainment, Followers, Gaming, i will, Kiara, Live streaming, long tail, mystic, now.., ONLINE, Platform, Realm, repeat, Streamer, Support, Video, watch, Watchers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mines Excavated:	2851
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

You’ll be mining diamonds like a pro while riding on the back of a rainbow llama, I swear it’s the only server where the grass sings to you as you walk by.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like watching a bunch of chickens in a boxing match, pure chaos and feathers flying everywhere!

Plus, the community is so wacky and wild, you’ll never know if you’re talking to a real person or a talking block of cheese.

So come on, join us on this crazy ride and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it means riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie cows.