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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 771 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
| Votes: | 6704 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears around like a boss.
we got crazy events like the annual potato sack race where u can win a lifetime supply of vodka (jk, it’s just water in a vodka bottle, we ain’t tryna get u drunk).
we also have secret tunnels under the map where u can smuggle in goods from russia cuz we all about that sneaky life.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on this wild ride and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get caught smuggling, then u might regret it a little bit).
