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We promise a community free of side-eyes and giggles at others’ expense. Unless, of course, you’re laughing at the size of a creeper plodding down the hill – then it’s fair game!
Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of their past struggles with eating disorders or difficult pregnancies. We believe in lifting each other up, not tearing each other down.
So come join us for some blocky fun and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs a mom’s rude comments when you can have a whole server of crazy adventures and laughter?
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately started cracking jokes about creepers wearing sunglasses and zombies doing the cha-cha slide. Little did they know, the mobs actually started dancing and wearing shades in-game! It was a hilarious sight to see as the player led a conga line of skeletons through the virtual world.
So, if you’re tired of being the only one who gets your own jokes, come join us on this server where your self-awareness is not only appreciated, but celebrated! Who knows what other crazy antics you’ll encounter along the way.
MythSMP is a server that was created for the sole purpose of holding a community of people who share the love of minecraft. Come join today, we have quests, economy, events, and a lovely community! Join our discord as well! discord.gg/UE2zKd3Rdq.
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Join us and build a house so dope, even Steve from Minecraft would be jealous. And don’t worry about unwanted pregnancies, our server is so lit, it’s like birth control for your brain. So grab your pickaxe and come mine with us, because on this server, the only thing getting pregnant is your imagination!
Imagine this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a virtual family – a husband, wife, and two kids. But here’s the catch – the husband is a total control freak when it comes to money! He won’t let anyone pay for anything, not even if they’re loaded with diamonds.
But don’t worry, the real fun begins when it’s time for little Grady’s birthday party. You invite all his friends from school, but no one shows up except for one girl and her generous parents. They offer to take the whole family to Disney World – for free! Can you imagine the husband’s reaction when he finds out? Let’s just say, it’s a rollercoaster of emotions.
So come join our server for a crazy, unpredictable experience that will leave you laughing and wondering what will happen next. Who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two about family dynamics and the importance of letting go of control. See you there!
Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster here. We’ve got more action-packed quests than a Marvel movie, more twists and turns than a Christopher Nolan film, and more drama than a soap opera starring llamas!
So forget about boring old movies and join our server for a cinematic gaming experience like no other. Who needs Netflix when you can have a front-row seat to the most epic Minecraft adventures of all time? Grab your popcorn, buckle up, and get ready for the ride of your life!