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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 2294 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!
