Crafty Cunts and Big Families Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Votes:	9450
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crops Grown:	3140	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Enchantments Applied:	210	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone is a lonely only child? Well, come join us on our Minecraft server where big families are the norm! We’ve got so many siblings running around, you’ll never feel alone again.

Our server is like a virtual Brady Bunch on steroids. Need help building a castle? Just ask your 12 brothers and sisters for a hand. Want to go on a mining adventure? Grab your cousins and let’s go!

But that’s not all – we also have regular family reunions where we all gather around a virtual campfire and roast virtual marshmallows. And don’t even get me started on our epic family feud battles – nothing says bonding like a good old-fashioned PvP showdown with your relatives.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the joy of having a big, dysfunctional family in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have siblings to drive you crazy?

MineQuack: Where your ducks are kept in line, just like our whitelist!

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

MineQuack Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4
Location	Germany (Great connection for US players too!)
Started	June 3rd (though only a couple of players have been playing since that date)

Welcome to MineQuack! A 1.20.4 vanilla plus SMP with a small community we are trying to grow after a hiatus from running our server. We have adopted the Hermitcraft style, with a Shopping District (to be built as more players join) on a large Mushroom biome near spawn.

Why Join MineQuack?

Hermitcraft-Inspired Gameplay
Fresh Start
Epic Events
Growing Community

What We Offer:

Friendly Environment
Stable Server

Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a redstone genius, or a Minecraft newbie, there’s a place for you on MineQuack. Let’s build, trade, and conquer the Minecraft world together! Join MineQuack now and be part of our growing family!

Send a message to join in the fun or join our Discord here.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join MineQuack?

You can send a message to the server admin or join the Discord server provided above.

Is there a specific theme or style to build in MineQuack?

We have adopted the Hermitcraft style, but you are free to build in any style you prefer.

Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a friendly and collaborative environment for all players. These rules will be communicated to you upon joining.

Is the server stable for players outside of Germany?

Yes, despite being hosted in Germany, the server has excellent connectivity for players in the US and beyond.

MoshiMoshiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Oh, hello there! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal steed. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden village where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the cows can breakdance better than any player. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	304
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	132874

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and become part of a wacky world where the only limit is your imagination!

Imagine a land where pigs fly, creepers do the moonwalk, and diamonds rain from the sky. Can they be stopped? Not on this server! Our community of players is always up for a laugh and a good time, so get ready to make some hilarious memories.

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin. Can they be stopped? Probably not, but who would want to stop all this fun anyway?

PixelFamilyDrama

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchantments Applied:	113
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”? Look no further than our server, where family feuds are just part of the fun!

Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and of course, the occasional heated argument over who gets to be in the family photo. Forget about peaceful gameplay, we’re all about the chaos here!

And if you’re worried about missing out on the action, don’t worry – we’ll make sure to photoshop you into the picture, even if you’re fashionably late like our DIL. So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to set your spawn point before the drama kicks off!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7687
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server, cuz like, we got israeli forces killin’ two palestinians and seizin’ weapons in west bank raid! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft! come join the fun and see if u can survive the chaos and craziness of this server. plus, we got some sick builds and minigames that will blow ur mind. so what u waitin’ for? come join us now and let the madness begin!

BlockyTurkJustice

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Votes:	6795

so, liek, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna fight for justice? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got police officers who kill human rights lawyers but it’s all good cuz we got acquittals left and right! join us for some crazy adventures and questionable moral decisions, it’s gonna be a blast! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of our wacky world where justice is just a suggestion!

ThirstyCraft: 72 Hours Til Death

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis place is wild, like a pack of rabid llamas on a rampage. we got dragons flyin around, creepers doin the cha cha slide, and villagers throwin the sickest parties.

u wanna know why u should join? well, lemme tell u a story. one time, a player tried to build a roller coaster out of TNT, and let’s just say it didn’t end well. but hey, at least it was a blast! literally.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every time u log on.

so, if u wanna experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft server out there, then come join us. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in this wacky world.

HangryCraft: Where Parents’ Stress Turns into Nutritious Fun!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only food you can eat is healthy food. no more cake or cookies or golden apples, only broccoli and carrots and kale. but get this, if you try to eat a piece of cake, your character like, explodes or something. it’s crazy, right?

you gotta join this server if you want to test your willpower and see if you can resist the temptation of all the sugary treats. plus, if you eat too much unhealthy food, your character starts to gain weight and moves slower. it’s like a virtual diet plan, but with explosions.

come join us on this wacky server and see if you can resist the pressure to eat healthy foods. who knew minecraft could be so intense?

Fabled Battlegrounds: Where the only magic is how quickly you can rage quit after getting demolished in PVP!

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Animals Bred:	67
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	167
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded PVP server
Features	Multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods
Focus	Swordplay and teamwork
Group Size	Small group of players
Joining Info	Join our Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, there is no whitelist. You can join our Discord server to get all the information on how to join.
What mods are included in the server?	We have multiple class, skilltree, and weapons mods to enhance the PVP experience.
How long will the server be active?	The server will be active for the next 3 months.
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on swordplay and teamwork, promoting player interaction and strategic combat.
Can I join solo or do I need a group?	You can join solo, but teamwork and forming alliances are encouraged for a better gaming experience.

JoeCraft Biden’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute worst and we’re proud of it!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly crashing, getting randomly teleported to the Nether, and having your inventory randomly replaced with potatoes.

But wait, there’s more! Our staff team consists of a group of deranged llamas who will do everything in their power to make your gaming experience as chaotic as possible.

So why would anyone vote for this piece of shit? Because where else can you ride a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and build a house made entirely out of TNT? Join us now and embrace the madness!

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