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Tots-n-Temperament EatsCraft
so like, imagine a minecraft server where you can explore the depths of your emotions while building epic structures with your blocky hands. like, we did a study on kids and found out that emotional overeating is linked to temperament and stuff. so, like, join our server and unleash your inner emotions through building and crafting. parents can even join in and play a crucial role in your development as a master builder. come join us and let’s create some emotional masterpieces together! -
DadDollarsGoneWild
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, child support payments, and sibling rivalries! Our server is so chaotic, even the creepers are taking notes on how to cause more drama.Witness the epic battle between a dad, his wife, his son, his daughter, his stepson, his stepdaughter, and his baby as they fight over who deserves child support more. Will the wife’s kids have to give up their extracurricular activities? Will the son and daughter team up to take down the baby? Will the dad run out of money before the next child support payment?
Join now to experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have this level of family drama to navigate through? Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane story – join our server today!
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CreeperFamilyDrama
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can choose your own gear without any drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for your 15yo son to express his unique style and preferences when it comes to baseball gear. No more arguments over helmets or bats, just pure freedom to choose whatever gear makes him feel like a Varsity superstar!Join our server and let your son unleash his inner baseball fashionista. Say goodbye to unwanted gear surprises and hello to a world where he can be grateful for exactly what he wants. Plus, who knows, maybe he’ll even find a magical enchanted bat that gives him superpowers on the field! Don’t let your son miss out on this epic opportunity to choose his own gear and dominate the game in style. Join now and let the baseball adventures begin!
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PeePanicAirCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that will test your multitasking skills like never before? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of trying to balance a crying baby, a mischievous toddler, and a husband who pees more frequently than a leaky faucet on a 3.5-hour flight!Picture this: you’re trying to feed your baby while your toddler decides it’s the perfect time to crawl all over you, causing a meltdown in the middle seat. And just when you think you have a moment of peace, your husband decides it’s time for his frequent bathroom breaks, leaving you to juggle it all on your own.
But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with a back story of a husband who refuses to hold his pee, despite the advice of a pelvic floor therapist. Will he ever learn to ask before he pees, or will the chaos continue on every flight?
Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of multitasking madness!
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DivorceCraft: Family Drama
Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun!Our server is so awesome, even your sister’s ex’s cousin’s uncle’s best friend’s pet turtle would want to join! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, but in a fun and entertaining way. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and experience all the craziness firsthand?
Forget about your real-life family drama and come join our virtual family of gamers. We promise not to conspire with your ex to break into your virtual house – unless it’s all in good fun, of course!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and leave all the real-life drama behind! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret blowing up our epic builds. But hey, that’s just part of the fun!
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BabyBlockerCraft
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of avoiding babies at family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the baby bump madness and focus on building your virtual world instead.We understand the pain of seeing someone else’s baby when you’ve experienced loss. Our community is here to support you and provide a safe space where you can heal at your own pace. Plus, we have virtual urns for all your virtual baby memories (just kidding, that would be weird).
So come join us and let your creativity flow as you build, mine, and craft your way to happiness. And remember, on our server, babies are strictly pixelated!




