Failing.. Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

What the Heck Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Abuse, apologizing, attention seeking, crying, emotional breakdown, Failing.., graduation announcement, Heartbreaking, heck, Live Stream, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, seeking punishment, seeking validation, self-blame, self-destructive, self-hatred, smp, toxic behavior, unhealthy coping mechanisms, Victim

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Meteorites Collected:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2464
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we promise you won’t have to endure an hour of crying and apologizing like in that graduation announcement stream! Our server is full of laughter, fun, and epic builds that will make you forget all about real life drama. Join us for a chance to escape the chaos and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from laughing so hard at our ridiculous shenanigans. So why wait? Join now and let’s create some insane stories together!

FailCraft SMP: Failing Forward!

Adversity, Challenges, coping, Development, Experience, FailCraft, Failing.., Failure, growth, humility, Insight, learning, life lessons, Overcoming, perseverance, progress, resilience, self reflection, setback, smp, success, unexpected lesson, wisdom

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1992
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn the most unexpected lessons from failure and setbacks! Our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness, where every wrong turn leads to a hilarious mishap.

Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of themselves out of diamonds, only to have it collapse and bury them alive. But hey, they learned the valuable lesson of humility!

Another time, a group of players tried to start a peaceful village, but ended up accidentally summoning a horde of angry zombies instead. Whoops! Lesson learned: always double-check your summoning rituals.

So if you’re looking for a server that will teach you valuable life lessons in the most ridiculous ways possible, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, failure is just another opportunity for a good laugh.

PutinHuntersMC

arrest, controversy, criticism, criticizes, current events, Diplomacy, EU, european union, Failing.., Failure, international relations, law enforcement, mongolia, Politics, president, putin, PutinHuntersMC, russia, summit, Visit, world news

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

OMG, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where EU is all like “Mongolia, why u no arrest Putin?” Like, what even is happening in this world? But forget about all that drama, come join our server instead! We have Putin as a secret playable character and you can totally arrest him if you want! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns roaming around everywhere. So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

UkraineCraft: Air-Defense Failures

#airdefense, air defense, Allies, Conflict Resolution, defense systems, eastern europe, european union, Failing.., Failures, follow through, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, military aid, military alliances, military support, national defense, nato, pledges, SECURITY, strategic partnerships, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, with epic battles and crazy adventures around every corner.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Ukraine allies joined forces to defend their land from evil mobs. But guess what? They failed miserably because they didn’t have the right air-defense pledges! Don’t be like them, join our server and get the best air-defense pledges in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server. Only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim its riches. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s goooooo!

RedstoneRigged Minecraft Server

ai, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Disinformation, election security, Failing.., foreign influence, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Meta, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaigns, political campaigns, Propaganda, RedstoneRigged, russia, Server, social media, Tactics, Technology, US Election

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Buildings Constructed:	44	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

lol imagine if russia tried to interfere in our server elections, but our AI is too smart for them. join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting foreign governments in a virtual world. plus, our server has the best virtual vodka you’ll ever taste, guaranteed to make your character stumble around like a drunk zombie. come join the chaos and see if you can outwit the bots and trolls trying to mess with our virtual democracy.

Totally Failing at Vanilla: The Exclusive Only Server

bedrock, Community, custom armor stand, Discord, enhanced ender dragon, Events, exclusive, Failing.., Friendly, Global, Graves, java, Jobs, Land Claims, Megabuild, Minecraft, Mob Heads, Nether Hub, player sleep, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Totally, Vanilla, veinmeiner

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	232	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Community Features	Gameplay Features
– Shopping District	– Land Claims (Optional)
– Nether hub for fast travel	– Jobs (Optional)
– Community megabuild	– Graves
	– 30% Player Sleep
– Special Events	– Discord Server Connection
	– Mob Heads (Optional)
	– Custom Armor Stand (Optional)
	– Veinmeiner (Optional)
	– Enhanced Ender Dragon (Optional)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. When will the server be officially open?

The server is expected to launch on July 28th.

2. Is this server for Java or Bedrock players?

This server is open to both Java and Bedrock players.

3. How can I connect with other players on the server?

You can join our active Discord server to connect and chat with other players.

4. Are there any rules against PvP, griefing, or stealing?

No, unwelcome PvP, griefing, or stealing is not allowed on this server.

5. What are some optional gameplay features available on the server?

Optional gameplay features include land claims, jobs, graves, 30% player sleep, mob heads, custom armor stand, Veinmeiner, and enhanced Ender Dragon fights.

6. Can I join in community events and activities on the server?

Yes, there will be special events such as contests, games, enhanced dragon fights, and holiday events for all players to participate in.

Nation of Stressed Minecraft People trying to Roleplay but failing miserably

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Failing.., Hardcore, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Miserably, nation, Parkour, people, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, stressed, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	6712
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Nation SMP Server Overview

Server Start Date	11 August (or sooner)
Number of Players	18
Discord Server	Join Discord

FAQ

Q: What is Nation SMP?

A: Nation SMP is a Minecraft server where players can have a say in decisions regarding mods/plugins and other aspects of the server.

Q: When does the server start?

A: The server is scheduled to start on 11 August, but it may start sooner.

Q: How many players are currently on the server?

A: There are currently 18 players on the server.

Q: Is the Discord server active?

A: Yes, the Discord server is chill and active. You can join using the following link: Discord Link

Biden’s Bedlam Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Bedlam, biden, Bidens, commentary, criticism, current events, Failing.., Government, Incompetence, joe biden, leadership, Minecraft, News, Politics, president, reaction, Server, shitting the bed, social media, tfw, Video, viral

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8044
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Once upon a time, Joe Biden decided to take a break from politics and try his hand at Minecraft. Little did he know, he would stumble upon our server and completely lose his mind. Watch as he tries to build a wall around his base, only to have it blown up by a creeper.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon, challenging players to a dance-off.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

GazaCraft: Not Israel’s Fault

aid, Blame, Conflict, current events, Failing.., Fault, foreign policy, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, Gazans, Government, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, Israels, MIDDLE EAST, News, Palestinian territories, Politics, Reach, united states, White House

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8971
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

so like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server where the white house is admitting stuff about israel and gazans and aid and all that jazz? like, who even knew that was a thing in minecraft, am i right?

anyways, you gotta join this server because the white house is like, totally spilling the tea on all the drama between israel and gazans. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft form. you’ll be on the edge of your blocky seat trying to figure out what’s gonna happen next.

plus, there’s like, secret tunnels and hidden chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a treasure hunt but with political intrigue. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

so come join the server and see for yourself the wild world of israel, gazans, and aid drama. it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

RiverCrossFail400Surrender

Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, Cross a river, Cut off, eastern europe, Failing.., foreign relations, international news, Military, military intervention, political tension, RiverCrossFail400Surrender, russia, Russian troops, surrendering, Troop withdrawal, trying, Ukraine, Vovchansk, War

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRYING TO CROSS A RIVER IN VOVCHANSK, BUT INSTEAD OF RUSSIAN TROOPS, IT’S NOOBS GETTING CUT OFF AND SURRENDERING TO THE EPICNESS! JOIN US AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE CRAZINESS! BUILD A FORTRESS, BATTLE MONSTERS, AND MAYBE EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A CREEPER! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD!

Cracking Sha 256 Tonight Minecraft SMP

adult content, Business, computer science, Cracking, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data security, digital forensics, ENCRYPTION, failed attempt., HACKING, hash algorithm, Information Security, match, Minecraft, online privacy, password cracking, Sha, SHA-256, smp, Technology, Tips, tonight, update

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Crops Grown:	8466	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where we crack Sha 256 codes for fun and fail miserably every time!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so crazy that we start off every session by playing a match and watching some adult content because why not? And then we get down to business, cracking codes and causing chaos in the virtual world.

Tips are always welcomed, especially if they come with a side of memes and ridiculous stories. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Crafty Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Abode of the Ea, Balmung PF, Br’aaxskin Maps, Christmas Theme Mixer, Crafty, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Divegrass Game, Dynamis, Empyreum W8 P12 Getter Robo, Events, Femra Companies, final fantasy xiv, Goblin, leviathan, Linkshells, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, patch notes, Resources, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Speed Racer Meet-up, True Detective Episodes, Ultima Thule, VGL Cytube, wolves den, Zalera

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2200
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Potions Brewed:	142	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the patch notes are more exciting than a creeper explosion! Join us for resources, Femra companies, and Linkshells that will make you say “Diamonds who?”

Looking for a wild time? How about joining our meetups and events that are crazier than a pig riding a minecart? From Getter Robo meetups to Casual CC meetups, we’ve got it all. And don’t miss our Shared FATE meetup at the Abode of the Ea – it’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Join our Br’aaxskin Maps event on Balmung PF, where the loot is so good, even Herobrine would be jealous. And if you’re feeling detective-y, come to our True Detective Episodes 4-6 meetup – it’s a mystery even Sherlock would struggle to solve.

And mark your calendars for our Speed Racer Meet-up, where the race is on like a horse in a sprint! And don’t miss our Christmas Theme Mixer at The Pillars – it’s more festive than a snow golem in a Santa hat.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience adventures crazier than a chicken jockey riding a skeleton! See you in the game, fellow crafters!

Middle School Minecraft SMP Sex College Guy Drugs

“Youth, Awareness, cautionary tale, college, college guy, consequences, criminal activity, dangerous behavior, Drugs, education, Exploitation, guy, illegal activity, middle, middle school, Minecraft, peer pressure, poor choices, regret, risky behavior, School, sex, smp, substance abuse, teenage years, temptation

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Falling into the Void:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only currency is diamonds and the only way to level up is by building the most epic rollercoaster in the land! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous behavior. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as crazy as that one middle schooler who allegedly traded favors with a college guy for drugs. But hey, at least in our world, you can just trade diamonds for enchanted gear instead! So come on in and see what kind of crazy adventures await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft community. Just remember, anything goes in this wild and wacky world!

Danger Zone Minecraft Server

80’s music, Action Movie, Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, Aviation, danger, danger zone, Fast-paced, fighter jets, high stakes, highway, INTENSE, kenny loggins, Maverick, Military, Minecraft, Risk, Server, SPEED, Thrill, Tom Cruise, top gun, Zone

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	250	Farms Harvested:	788
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to get around is on the Highway to the Danger Zone! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most dangerous mobs in all of Minecraft. Want to battle a pack of zombie pigmen riding on the backs of creepers? Look no further!

2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with hidden treasures and traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of lava pits and TNT traps to claim the ultimate prize?

3. We have a player-run economy where diamonds are used as currency. Want to buy a stack of enchanted golden apples for just one diamond? It’s possible on our server!

4. Our server is constantly under attack by a group of rogue players known as the “Creeper Crew.” Can you join forces with other players to defend our land from their explosive antics?

So come join us on the Highway to the Danger Zone, where every block you mine could be your last!

The Haunted Mansion Minecraft SMP

#clues, analog horror, args, art, Chaotic Fiction, digital horror, general, Haunted, Horror, Immersion, Immersive Narratives, Interaction, MANSION, Minecraft, Monsters, multimedia, nosoi, Online storytelling, Pseudofiction, smp, storytelling, This Game I Found, Uh.., Unfiction, Videos

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only horror you’ll experience is trying to survive a creeper explosion! Join us on our server, where the only ARG you’ll be solving is figuring out who stole your diamonds.

Our recommended list includes crafting, building, and exploring – but watch out for those pesky Endermen, they might just steal your blocks!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories, like the time someone accidentally built a roller coaster that launched players into the Nether. Or the time someone tried to tame a zombie pigman and ended up starting a pigman rebellion.

So come join us on our Unfiction Horror general #147’nosoi’ Edition server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter you’ll experience with your fellow players. See you in the world of blocky madness!

Comic Con Minecraft Server

bestseller, Comic, CON, discussion, hate, Manga, Manga community, manga community backlash, manga controversy, Manga criticism, Manga culture, manga fanbase, Manga fandom, manga forum, manga popularity, manga rankings., manga readers, manga reception, manga sales, manga threads, Minecraft, Popular, Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2327
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Love Letters Sent:	20
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Void Gems Collected:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom, rumored to have the power to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil Ender Dragons who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Llama. Legend has it that whoever captures the Rainbow Llama will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend! Just remember to watch out for those pesky griefers and lava traps along the way. Good luck, adventurer!

2025 Minecraft SMP King

2025, benoit, blockquotep2025, Chris Benoit, controversy, Cripplerbros, dark side of the ring, documentary, Eddie Guerrero, exonerated, forgiveness, Hold Me, Kingpblockquote, Legacy, mental health, Minecraft, murder, professional wrestling, Redemption, smp, Tragedy, true crime, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6680	Gods Slained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Emeralds Found:	8237
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only way to clear your name is by building the most epic roller coaster in the world! Benoit may still be lurking around, but don’t worry, we’ve got the Cripplerbros to protect us. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and questionable wrestling references. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind Benoit’s mysterious disappearance while crafting the ultimate minecart track. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into this absurdly entertaining server!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, anti cheat, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Rare wipes, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Unique Plugins, Weddings, work

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRE.SKYBARS.ME

Blocky Blumph’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by Ronald Blumph himself, a Minecraft pro who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob! – Our PvP arena is so intense, even Herobrine wouldn’t dare step foot in it! – Every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to ride around the server in style! – We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game throw a dance party in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join Ronald Blumph’s Minecraft server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen!

Paige’s Minecraft SMP Pick – Is she #1 in WNBA?

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and maybe even a sighting of Paige Bueckers herself! Rumor has it she’s taking a break from basketball to dominate in Minecraft and you won’t want to miss out on the chance to team up with her. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!